Dialect translation

Give (tell) one (one) solid (reason) company (thing) to (give) pear (you) hall (listen): stop (listen) master (say) East (move) five (things) gardens (gardens) (come). On the (first) first (first) day (day), Ann (I) took (went) and cut (watched) it, and Ann (I) vomited (vomited) it. On the first (second) day (day), you (you) take (go to) chop (see) lie down (me) and make (a) brew (Niang) fiercely (alas), and the monkey (monkey) spits (spits) violently (fiercely) <

If none of them are, I can only say that your memory is really good

Anyway, I translated it for you in a serious and responsible manner.