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50-word humorous joke encyclopedia hilarious one:

1, driver: I can't see anything in the fog. I passed a big intersection and the red light was far away. I didn't find the red light until I walked to the middle of the road. . .

Traffic police: I can't even see the red light, and nine times out of ten, the camera can't shoot it.

2. Seeing that the Monkey King looks like a monkey, Bodhi gave him a surname "Sun".

As for the name, the founder looked up at the sky, frowned and said, "Just call it Fog Empty."

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but I am holding your hand in the street of Beijing, but I can't see you.

4. Go to the park for a date. I waited for a long time, but I didn't see my girlfriend. When I called, she said that she was also sitting in that chair. I really touched a beautiful woman in a fur coat beside me. After kissing for a while, I found it was a husky.

A friend went to buy a train ticket and bought it for a long time before coming back.

I asked him, "Are there many people waiting in line to buy tickets?"

He said: "In fact, there are not many people waiting in line."

Then I asked him, "Then why did you come back so long?"

He said, "Because there are too many people who don't line up"!

50-word humorous joke encyclopedia hilarious II:

1, there are a lot of people on the bus at night rush hour.

Bald and domineering department office door up. Someone shouted: "The bag was caught!"

The driver didn't look back: "Didn't people get caught?" Then keep driving.

At the next stop, the driver opened the door and said, "Whoever takes the bag, pull it up."

Ignored, the driver was furious: "Didn't you say double package?" Who the hell is playing me? "

Someone replied weakly, "The bag came up when the person who turned over the bag didn't come up."

My friend bought a car after passing the driving test. In order to prevent the car from being rear-ended, he posted a note in the trunk of the car, which said, "I am shy, please don't kiss me."

But as soon as he got on the road, he was kissed by other cars. In a rage, he asked someone else for a repair fee of 1000 yuan.

The driver was surprised and said, "It costs 1000 yuan to wipe off this paint. Are you too bold? "

He pointed to the note on the trunk and said, "Are you still too expensive? This is the first kiss, which is cheap enough for you. "

3. When the weather gets cold, people tend to be lazy.

When a colleague was lazy in bed, he vaguely heard a little girl's voice, "Come on, come on ..."

My colleague said smoothly, "Here's a dollar. Let's go. "

Then, he was awakened by his wife's kick. "Let you get out of bed, which is so much nonsense."

In the afternoon, the police station sent a thief, accompanied by the owner. The shopkeeper is a thin girl.

Only when the police questioned him did they know that the thief was caught by the owner himself. Asked what he stole, the shopkeeper took out a fake Apple smartphone, which was still a bit shabby. It seems that even a new mobile phone is only worth a few hundred dollars.

The thief looked at the shopkeeper helplessly, panting with fatigue.

The policeman asked majestically, "What else did you steal from others? Tell me again how it was caught. "

The thief said, "I stole this mobile phone and thought it was an apple because she kept chasing it." After chasing a few streets, I heard her running and asked me to leave her my memory card. I opened the memory card for her while running, and then I was caught by the nearby patrol ... "

Angry and funny, the policeman turned to the owner and asked, "What's important in your memory card?"

The hostess said, "More than a thousand novels ..."