Box lunch joke

1, the new female colleague in the company is very beautiful. My colleague asked her for me and said that she was not dating anyone. I asked her myself and said she was seeing someone. . . 2. Manager: "You young girls, together, know what to wear, what high heels, what flowered skirts! Won't you say something valuable? " Female employee: "Then let's talk about gold necklaces, gold rings and gold bracelets!" " "3. At noon today, at the end of work, the leader asked me if I wanted a box lunch. In order to sell the leader's face, I accompanied him to lunch at noon, and I agreed. Who knows that after work, the leader came to a sentence: you eat lunch, I eat! Martin, am I not intelligent enough? 4, go downstairs to get the courier, wait for a long time to go downstairs to take the elevator, go in crowded, and stop on each floor, all kinds of delays, complaints. At this time, the mobile phone rang again, and the courier brother urged. Me: Almost, in the elevator. A big sister next to her asked keenly: Shentong's? Tell him that Wang XX is coming soon! Next to an uncle: and Li XX! A boy: and an X in Block A! The food in the canteen on the construction site is very poor. After dinner in summer evening, I went back to the shed to prepare for dinner. At this time, my cousin came in after dinner, gave me a look and said, brother, let's go out to eat! After that, I went out with food, so I was very happy. I went outside and poured the food into the trash can. I looked up and saw my cousin sitting on the bench eating with relish. I asked, aren't we going to a restaurant for dinner? Cousin said: What restaurant? I said it's hot inside, so eat outside to cool off!