Game funny story

Game funny story one:

1, men really get bad when they have money. I used to be poor and confessed to the goddess. She said, you are a good man.

Later, I won 5 million, and she immediately sent a text message saying: I haven't contacted anyone for a long time, you are good or bad!

2、? What do men say to make women angry?

? Buy! ?

3. It is always said that diaosi is good at flying cooked ducks. In fact, it's just that the goddess keeps asking you to spend more money while making you feel that you can almost get him. This duck will never be cooked.

4. Visit Taobao's Top Ten Gynecological Diseases. Please keep your female friends away from Taobao and diseases!

Nowadays, women always talk about finding a husband like Big Wolf.

I just want to say that wolves haven't caught a sheep for five years, so Kotaro never gave up. If your husband doesn't get paid for two months, you will run away with someone else.

6, familiar and easy to understand the concept of love explanation: inappropriate is poor, no feeling is ugly. Love at first sight means beauty, and deliberation means money.

7. According to your wife's bride price of 6.5438+10,000 yuan, it will cost you 2,500 yuan every year for 40 years, and 6.8 yuan every day. That is to say, from the day of your wedding, you will spend 6.8 yuan every day, and let a woman wash your clothes, cook, clean your room, give birth to your children and honor your parents. So don't let women feel bad at spending a little money. What can 6.8 yuan buy now? Mala Tang is not enough.

-Don't be silly. It's just a down payment. .

Game funny story 2:

1, male:? We have been together for so long, not only have we not developed emotionally, but we seem to be getting more and more indifferent. ?

Woman:? Don't you know? Feelings need a medium! ?

2、? Incredibly, medical magazines say that kissing is harmful to health. ?

? You're right. I kissed my girlfriend yesterday, and her father saw it. I still can't stand it. . . ?

3、? I heard that your marriage with your girlfriend broke up?

? Yes, she thinks I am poor. ?

? Did you tell her that you have a rich uncle in America?

? I did it. Now she is my aunt. ?

4. W: Do you want to be with someone who loves you or with someone you love?

M: I want to be with someone who loves me.

Woman: I don't love you now. Let's break up.

No, I want to be with the person I love.

W: I think so, too. Then let's break up!

Game funny story 3:

1. Text her every day? I love you! ? , bored her to death!

2. Send her a bunch of flowers every wedding anniversary and beat her to death!

3, as long as she goes out to buy things, I carry them for others to see, which is a shame to her!

4, go out for a walk, don't look at other MM, just stare at her, stare at her! I've been holding her hand and hugging her!

5. Every time I pick her up, I arrive two hours early. If I don't come out, I won't leave. I am scared to death!

6, eliminate all housework, let her do nothing every day, idle her to death!

7. Rub her and crush her every night before going to bed! Fuck her!

8, cooking, cooking the best food for her, feeding her fat in vain, fat to death!

9. Find the funniest joke and tell it when she just finished her next meal. Laugh her to death!

10, take good care of my son. My son kissed his father, ignored her and envied her to death!

1 1, make a lot of money, buy her a lot of jewelry, go to hell!

12, take her shopping every day, choose the best one before leaving, don't kill her, kill her!

13, stick to the above actions and never waver, until forever, let her fall into the torture of happiness and torture her to death!

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