Need classic classroom jokes

In biology class, the teacher said, "Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists did an experiment. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what the next day?" The classmate interjected: "Is the chicken pregnant?"

At the parent-teacher meeting, the teacher introduced my son's study and said, "He copied wang hong, Liu Chang and Zhang Lei this semester. You should take good care of it."

I asked, "He has surpassed the monitor Wang Hong. What do I care?"

The teacher said, "I mean, he copied other people's homework."

The geography teacher asked Lianni: Why didn't you finish the drawing of the world map? Lianni bowed his head and replied, I'm afraid my map will change the world.

"why are you late again?" The teacher asked angrily. "I met a robber on the road." Xiao Mao said. "Oh, my God, what have you been robbed of?" "My homework.

The biology teacher asked Tom, "Do you know the function of cowhide?" Tom scratched his head and said, "I don't know" # "I know," his deskmate raised his hand and said, "It's used to wrap beef together."