Tell me a joke and make me laugh. I will give you five points.

A female tour guide who speaks Cantonese has a beautiful girl in Beijing as a tour guide. Sam didn't die this time. The beautiful girl tour guide speaks Chinese. Sam feels very kind. The beautiful girl guide began to introduce herself: "Many people are friendly, my name is Fox" (actually, I want to say that many people are friendly, my name is Hu Lizhen ... Today I'm going to take you to a famous roadside stall in Beijing and follow me to take you to paradise on earth. (Actually, what I want to say is that there are so many group members, and today I'm going to take you to taste the famous jiaozi by the fireside in Beijing, and follow me to take you to the Temple of Heaven on Earth ...+_+) A woman in the group was so excited that her shoes flew out. She said, "I'm so excited. Eat shit? Go to heaven? Food store entrance: Beijing tour guide smiled and said to the first grandmother with the same head: Grandma, are you crazy? Actually, I want to tell you, have you finished eating? ) Grandma is upset (... Are you angry again? ) Finally, I answered impatiently: "Not yet ~" Tour guide: "You are dying ~ You have finished my trip to heaven! Can't eat fast ~ "(in fact, I want to say that you eat fast ~ you finished eating in my Temple of Heaven! My grandmother hasn't seen the tour guide since you didn't eat fast D~) ... On the third day, the tour guide said, "Dear friends, today I'm going to take you to buy D's calligraphy and look at your dead bitches on your right." (Actually, I want to tell you, fellow group members, I'm going to take you to buy D's calligraphy and look at your peaches on your right.) "The place where I live unanimously decided to complain. If a tour guide has a good service attitude, there is a problem. ...

Leung Chun-ying ~ liar ~. :D·:D:d。

There are three brothers

Big brother told me to shut up, second brother told me to be polite, and third brother told me to be troublesome. one day

They go to the park to play.

But third brother is missing.

Big Brother told Second Brother to go home first.

Brother, go to the police

The policeman asked, "Little friend.

What's your name? "Big brother replied," shut up. "The police thought they told him to shut up.

Q: "Is it polite for you to go there?" The eldest brother replied, "I just got home. The policeman asked, "Are you looking for trouble?" Eldest brother replied, "Do you know much? 」

Reference: myself

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