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Joke Li Dazui

Cai Shenning's works have always been full of surprises for us. The previous Wulin legend has become a classic that many people keep reviewing. However, in fact, during the filming of this classic, 6 episodes were deleted, and only the script was circulated on the Internet. It is said that the reason for being deleted is that the brain hole is too big, and the director is afraid of scaring the audience.

So what is the plot of these six episodes?

The six episodes are: Li Dazui is pregnant with an inexplicable fetus, Lv Xiucai turns into a four-year-old child, Tong Xiangyu comes forward to save the director, Bai Zhantang loses his direction in life, his elder sister recalls the old days, and his younger brother rebuilds a new life. From these titles alone, we can see the size of their brain holes, which is why they were deleted. So you can't broadcast anything that is too out of line and is not conducive to the theory of words and deeds.

Li Dazui is pregnant with a puzzling fetus.

According to the content described in the original script, this episode tells that Li Dazui wants to ask for leave to go home to see his mother, but Tong Xiangyu thinks that he has asked for leave to go home three or four times this month, which is beyond the prescribed holiday, so it is not allowed. So Li Dazui swore to the next generation that he was not joking this time. As a result, Tong Xiangyu replied: "Wait until the next generation." Then the story of nonsense came, and Li Dazui felt pregnant on the way back from shopping.

"Lv Xiucai Becomes a Four-year-old" tells that Li Dazui never really gave birth to a child. In order not to make Li Dazui sad, everyone said that Lv Xiucai was Li Dazui's child. Tong Xiangyu stepped forward to save the director is about the interaction between the actors and the director in the play. Lost in Bai Zhantang tells that Li Dazui and Lv Xiucai are crazy, and Guo Furong is a little abnormal, so Bai Zhantang is a little insane and makes a lot of sarcastic jokes.

"Elder Martial Sister Memories of Old Times" tells that everyone experiences and talks about hypnosis with Nangong Canhua, and Tong Xiangyu is in a dreamland. The Little Teacher Remodels a New Life tells the story of Bai Zhantang's confession to Tong Xiangyu, who said that she would come back to accompany him after deep hypnosis.

These six episodes are interlocking, and the stories are one after another. The brain hole is so big that people dare not think about it. No wonder it ended up off the shelf. After all, people who have read the script say that if it is filmed, it is estimated to be a childhood shadow.