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I haven't eaten yet
Last time, I took a date to lunch because sympathy was rampant. This time, she came to check the card. When she registered, I recognized her and looked at her thin. I greeted her: just came from my hometown? She looked up and recognized me and said, I haven't eaten yet. After listening to her, I was really speechless. Then, she added: I haven't copied my ID card yet. I told her I didn't need an ID this time. The company has regulations that those with ID cards will be copied free of charge, and those without ID cards will be sent out to make copies themselves. Because I sympathize with her and want her to save money, I asked my colleagues in the office to help her get a copy of her ID card.
After registration, I asked her to check the card on the fifth floor.
After she left, four or five colleagues said in unison: XX, I haven't eaten yet. I said: ok, take you to a big meal.
I didn't notice her when she finished checking the card. I heard someone calling aunt. When I turned around, it turned out to be the main body. She asked me: Is there anything to eat now? I replied to her: there should be outside. Seeing that she didn't mean to leave, I told her: not here. Because just after eleven o'clock, there is no food in the canteen. Hearing me say this, she said, then I'll go back to dinner. I bought bread. I watched her leave with a smile.
The company will give each subject a subsidy of 100 yuan each time when checking the card. She has money in her hand. When I told her to put the money in her pocket, I saw a little snack in her pocket.
As soon as she left, the little colleagues started again, holding out their hands one by one: elder sister, we also want to eat. I told my colleagues with a smile: it's not that I can't take her to dinner, but I'm worried when I see her, and I told them what it was like to take her to dinner that day.
To tell the truth, I never want to see her again. I'm really afraid that the next time she comes for the second injection, she will say to me: I haven't eaten yet.
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