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86 version of Tang priest's lines

1982- 1988 CCTV version of Journey to the West, directed by Yang Jie, starring six young children, Chi, Xu, Wang Yue, Ma Dehua. Once the play was broadcast, it received rave reviews and became an unsurpassed classic. 1998- 1999 filmed a sequel with the original crew again, which was recognized by many viewers once it was broadcast. The following is the 86th line I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

Lines in the 86th edition (1)

Nezha: I am Nezha, the third prince of King Li Tian of Tota! I was ordered to pick you up!

Wukong: Oh? Hey hey! Son, your baby teeth are not long. Why do you say such big things?

Seven Fairys: What a the Monkey King! It turned out to be a hairy monkey! Hum, little BiMarvin, what flat peach festival do you want to attend!

Wukong: Jade Emperor! Do whatever you want!

Jade Emperor: Ask the Tathagata Buddha! !

? Great Sage Disturbs Heaven.

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Wukong: As the saying goes, emperors take turns to do it and come to my house tomorrow!

Wukong: Jade Emperor! Tathagata! My grandson was cheated by you! You lied to me! !

Avatar of Guanyin: Those who know this treasure don't get a penny, and those who don't know this treasure don't sell a lot of money!

? Five elements mountain in prison

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King Tang: I would rather love a twist of soil in my hometown than two thousand gold in other countries.

Wukong: Master! ! Master, I'm an old grandson!

Tang Priest: It's getting cold. I see your clothes are very thin. This tiger skin can protect you from the cold.

Wukong: For me? How beautiful! Master! What a beautiful tiger skin skirt!

? The Monkey King protects Tang Priest

Tang Priest: Wukong, you walk too fast.

Wukong: Master, I still walk very slowly!

Wukong: Master, I am a monk every day, and I am ringing the bell every day!

Old Jinchi: What's that?

Tang Priest: He is impatient. If he hears you call him that, he will be angry.

Wukong: Do you burn kiln or sell charcoal? How dark it is!

Wukong: I'm the Monkey King, the Monkey King who made a scene in Heaven 500 years ago!

Black bear essence: Who should I be? It's BiMarvin! Show the jade emperor the sesame fairy of the horse!

? Guanyin view in disaster

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Wukong: Bajie! !

Bajie: Brother! !

Wukong: Bajie! ! Bajie! !

Bajie: Brother! ! What happened to your eyes?

Bajie: Don't you dare come up here!

Friar Sand: Don't you dare come down!

Bajie: Come up!

Friar Sand: Come down!

Bajie: Come up if you can!

Friar Sand: Come down!

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? There are three difficulties on the road.

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Bajie: Brother? Brother Sha, what are you eating?

Friar Sand: Ginseng fruit!

Wukong: Wukong, ignore him! You ate it yourself first. Who did you ask?

Tang Priest: Don't beg for food. What does he have in this view? Which one of you stole his?

Bajie: Am I honest? I don't know? I didn't see it.

Breeze: Laughter is stealing fruit! Laugh!

Wukong: What? This is my old grandson's smile. If you lose fruit in the landscape, won't you forbid me to laugh?

Breeze: Ming Ming stole four fruits from us! But I slept and said I was not a thief!

Bajie: Ah, four! Okay? You stole four and shared three with us! You hid another one! You hid one! Take it out!

Breeze: No! Four!

Wukong: Three!

Breeze: Four!

Wukong: Three!

Breeze: Four! Four! ! Just four! ! !

Bajie: Give it to Master first? Don't you want it? It's all mine.

? Steal ginseng fruit

Bajie: Master, don't be happy yet. People are waiting for us to go to court!

Wukong: Master, you can't write! If I leave, who will protect you from evil spirits and protect you from going to the West?

Tang Priest: Can't Pig and Friar Sand subdue the demon?

Tang Priest: This derogatory book is a voucher. From now on, you are no longer my apprentice!

Wukong: Master?

Tang Priest: It's not that Master made up his mind. Because you have killed three lives in a row, the Buddha blames you, and God forbid. Me? It's hard to keep you.

Wukong: Master! * * * * one with you, please * * * a toast!

? Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon.

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Bajie: Master immediately called his apprentice that day. Friar Sand and I didn't hear you, so Master remembers you! Master praises you! Smart and capable, you should answer the phone and ask questions and answers. Does the master still bark when he sleeps? Wukong? Hey!

Bajie: Damn monkey! Don't be a monk, be a demon! Please don't go, you are unappreciative! You terrible BiMarvin! !

Wukong: My grandson is in water curtain cave, ready to learn from monks. Master has difficulties step by step, and there are disasters everywhere. Where is he suffering now?

Bajie: Brother, you are too kind!

Wukong: Bajie, tell me!

Wukong: You idiot! When I left, I told you that if a demon comes, you should mention that I am a big disciple of Tang Priest! You are welcome!

Bajie: I told you! But the monster said, Monkey, if he dares to come, I will skin him, pull his tendons, chew his bones and eat his heart!

Wukong: Bajie, Wukong, take good care of Master! Me? Let's go!

Friar Sand: Big Brother!

Bajie: Master!

Tang Priest: Wukong!

Wukong:? Teacher?

Tang Priest: Wukong, I blame you for being a teacher!

Wukong: Master! !

? create a tremendous uproar

The 86th edition lines (2)

Tang Priest: Bajie, what mountain is this?

Bajie: Stone Mountain!

Friar Sand: What is a cave?

Bajie: Cave!

Wukong: What is the gate of the cave?

Bajie: A door nailed with chains!

Wukong: How far is the cave?

Bajie: Ah, how far is the cave?

Wukong: There are three doors in the cave. If you ask how many nails there are on the door, you will say that my old pig is too busy to remember! Right? Hum!

Wukong pretends to be a foster mother: I heard that the fat pig's ears are delicious, so cut one and serve me wine ~

Bajie: Bad monkey! You tried to cut off my ear as soon as you entered the hole!

King Jinjiao: Stabbed the monkey's nest!

Wukong: You are a woman and I am a man! Times have changed now! Your gourd can't even show off when you meet your husband!

Silver Horn King: Monkey Sun!

Wukong: Grandpa is here! Grandpa's here! ! Grandpa's here! ! !

? From the Lost Lotus Cave

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Wukong: Hurry up and clean the house for 1000 rooms! Lao Sun sleeps!

Friar Sand: Second brother, the master called his apprentice!

Bajie: What's your apprentice in the middle of the night?

Bajie: I want to carry him out. How much will you give me?

Bajie: Master, Monkey's grandfather made me carry it!

Wukong: Idiot, who is my grandfather!

Bajie: Why didn't your grandfather let me carry it?

Wukong: Lend your nine-turn Shen Huandan one thousand pills to save him!

Taishang Laojun: 1000 capsules! ? Eat as a meal! Don't! Don't!

Wukong: One hundred! How's it going?

Grandfather: No, no!

Wukong: A dozen will do!

Grandfather Tai: Not pills! Let's go!

Wukong: Really?

Tai Shang Lao Jun: No! Borrow it elsewhere!

Wukong: Hey hey! So I borrowed it somewhere else!

Grandfather: Monkey Head! Come back!

Wukong: Let me try it. Is it true or not?

Grandpa: Po Hou should fight!

Wukong: Hey hey! You old immortals are so stingy! Who ate you! Look, hey hey! Not here!

? Exorcism and Wuji Kingdom

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Tang Priest: I heard someone calling?

Wukong: There is a sedan chair, and no one carries it.

Wukong: Master, the shouts seem to be over there.

Tang Priest: Over there? How did I hear that? It seems to be over here.

Wukong: Over there?

Bajie: Master must be made of Juncus. He ran away as soon as the wind blew.

Wukong: Not climbing relatives, but recognizing relatives.

Pig: Brother Monkey, if my old pig hadn't saved you, you would have paid the bill! Don't thank me yet.

Friar Sand: Brother, the second brother saved you!

Wukong: Do you have a good brother?

Wukong: What a dutiful son! How can a son beat Lao Zi?

? Honghaier war.

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Wukong: We are from the Flat Peach Fair. We didn't bring the holy water potion. We'll give it to you another day.

Sanguai: Grandpa Sanqing, please give me some holy water!

Wukong: Fairy, you don't have to bow down. Since you are begging for holy water, why don't you get some utensils? Get out of the store and close the door. Don't reveal the secret.

Tiger force big fairy: Holy water, maybe that's the smell!

Bajie: Master is going to get the trumpet wind!

Friar Sand: No, it's against the wind.

Tang Priest: It's rubbish that throws bells.

Wukong: Nuclear!

Yang Li Daxian: Peaches!

Friar Sand: Nuclear!

Luli big beetle: Peaches!

Bajie: Nuclear!

Tiger force big fairy: Peaches!

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? Against three monsters

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Bajie: Brother, you can find me a quiet midwife!

Tang Priest: How did this happen?

Wukong: Master, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Bajie: Master, what a coincidence!

? Interesting classics and daughter's country

Wukong: This medicine is called Wukong Jindan.

Bajie: Hehe ~ The bottom of the pot is stirred with ash, so it's not called Wu Jindan!

Bajie: Your Majesty, you still owe me the medicine you took! Do you know that there is a horse found by my old pig in that medicine?

Emperor: the elder said, what is this medicine?

Wukong: Huh? Huh? My brother said, is there a horse in your medicine? Aristolochia! Aristolochia!

Wukong: Monster! I'm Grandpa invited by King Zhu Ziguo!

Demon: Your Majesty! Outside, a foreigner named Zhu Ziguo came to fight!

Lich King: Where is Zhu Zi's grandfather? What's Zhu Ziguo's surname?

Wukong: grandson, what do you want grandpa to do?

? Monkey Sun practiced medicine skillfully.

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Bajie: No! Master has been gone for so long, he must have eaten it while it was hot! Bring us back something cold!

Bajie: This master must have been taken away by the pawnbroker. Look, even his pants and clothes have been taken away.

? Staggered wire dropping hole

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Tang Priest: Wukong, have a rest.

Wukong: Follow Master. Do you want tea or water? Go to sleep, master

Tang Priest: Wukong, you are too tired.

Wukong: Hey, where did Master say? good night

Wukong: My grandson is not leaving! See what you can do to me!

Taibai Venus: Great Sage, you should know that one day in the sky and one year on earth! One more year, don't say that the monster married your master, and even the young monk was born!

? Four explorations into the bottomless pit

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Wukong: Master's name is Tang Daguan! Me, my name is Guan Ersun!

Bajie: I'm a pig officer! Brother Sha, you are the fourth official of Sha family!

Tang Priest: Wukong, what's my name again?

Wukong: From now on, your name is Tang Daguan!

Tang Priest: Oh? Tang Daguan?

Wukong: Master, get on the horse.

Tang Priest: Wukong, you are wrong.

Bajie: Master, you are also wrong!

Tang Priest: Me

Friar Sand: Second brother, you are also wrong!

Wukong Bajie: All wrong!

? Chuanyuyi Zhou Hua

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Tang Priest: Bajie, Sven, Sven.

Bajie: Sven? Sven can't be a meal!

Tang Priest: Wukong, hit him with 20 sticks and make him talk nonsense.

Wukong: OK? Get down.

Bajie: Did Master Xu forgive me? Master Xu? Forgive me?

Friar Sand: If you are the second brother, it will be too late to break off your marriage overnight. With you like this, who dares to enter the door!

Bajie: Come on! I look like this? Don't say anything to anyone but the master!

? Harvesting Jade Rabbit in Tianzhu

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Wukong: Master has experienced numerous hardships along the way!

Bajie: Master, these suffering old pigs can't even think of it!

Friar Sand: Second brother, what do you mean?

Bajie: It's not a good thing that Master has been married several times!

? Bo sheng Ji le

Wukong: You clever cow, how dare you pinch my ear! !

? Fuqing niuguai

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Wukong: It is all-weather to learn from the scriptures, and there are some obstacles. I am here.

Tang Priest: Look, there seems to be evil spirits on this mountain.

? Pray for rain in Fengxian county

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Wukong: It's because of you two disappointing guys that Master was taken away by the goblins who came to see you! Hum!

Bajie: How should I know? How can there be a demon on the Lantern Festival on the Western Heaven Road?

Wukong: You are still quibbling! See if I don't chop off your pig's feet!

? Guan Dengjin Pingfu

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Tang Priest: Sweeping the floor may hurt the life of ants, so cherish the moth gauze lamp.

? The Monkey King protects Tang Priest

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Wukong: Monster! !

Wukong: It must be a monster passing by.

Bajie: Brother, you are really good at talking. Does this monster have a permanent residence? !

? Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon.

Bajie: As the saying goes, a thick willow dustpan and a thin willow bucket, who in this world thinks men are ugly?

? Interesting classics and daughter's country

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Friar Sand: Look, brothers, Master is swinging!

Wukong: What a swing! The master was caught by the devil!

Bajie: The brains are all out! Still sleeping!

Wukong: You are dizzy. That is tofu!

? Master and apprentice have two hearts.

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Princess Peacock: What do you want to ask?

Bajie: I want to ask how old the elder sister is and whether she is married.

Xiao Zuanfeng: Your Majesty asked me to visit the mountains? Watch out for the Monkey King, huh? He has dozens of changes. Especially small flies?

? The banned teacher camel bell

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Wukong: My clothes are very thin. It's warm here! After winter, the grandson will go out again!

? Meet the fairy peacock terrace

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Wukong: Sister-in-law! The Monkey King came all the way to visit!

Princess Iron Fan: You are the Monkey King?

Wukong: Exactly! That's right. Five hundred years ago, my grandson and Niu's eldest brother became brothers, and you were my sister-in-law! Please be worshipped by my younger brother!

Princess Iron Fan: Which one wants you to see the present?

Wukong: There is a saying that it is not surprising to be polite to others!

Princess Iron Fan: Why did you hurt my child Hong Haier?

Wukong: Sister-in-law is wrong about me! Your son has become a positive result, and now the Bodhisattva has become a blessed boy, spring with heaven and earth, and rooted with the sun and the moon. You are a grateful mother!

Princess Iron Fan: What can we say to thank you for letting us meet so late? Look at this arrow!

Wukong: If you don't thank me, you won't thank me. Lend me Baoshan quickly, huh?

Princess Iron Fan: Don't borrow it!

Wukong: Sister-in-law, please lend me the treasure fan for my mutual affection with Brother Niu Wangmo!

Princess Iron Fan: Do you really want to borrow a fan? It's not difficult, you let me cut you three arrows!

Wukong: As long as your sister-in-law can vent her anger, she can cut as much as she wants. Come on!

? From a three-tone banana fan