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E-sports beauty sweet text recommendation?

E-sports is beautiful and sweet. Recommended:

1, "Fog" Author: How long?

Copywriting:

Modern e-sports+male god VS male god

Medical attack x, attack hand.

There are no prototypes for the leading role and supporting role, thank you.

2, "stripped vest I know nothing" Author: Fat people who don't eat ginger

Copywriting:

Fu Mingyuan became famous at a young age and had a good figure. At the age of 25, he won the best actor. He once threatened to fall in love instead of acting, until one day, he found his junior high school brother guarding a male anchor named "online dating Britney Spears" every day.

The clear voice of the male anchor came from the mobile phone: Little cute winner, do you want your brother to kiss you or hug you?

Fu Yingdi, a serious game rookie, broke into the live broadcast room and said, don't teach minors badly.

Later, the pseudo-serious Fu Yingdi leaned into the ear of the small anchor Shen Qi and whispered: I am an adult, you can teach me bad.

After retiring for a period of time, the former captain of M 1G who returned to the e-sports stage with a new team was angry and won the first battle. Netizens lamented the "work body" of God A.

Fans are busy telling each other, and countless men and women are waiting to get married.

Weibo for Best Actor Fu Mingyuan: Thank you, @ Angry, my man.

Netizen: What, someone sent a message to Weibo? We were wrong.

Anger forwarding: Hello, I'm Britney Spears. Let me introduce you to @ Fu Mingyuan, my boyfriend, so shy. The file extension of encoded image stored in jpeg file exchange format.

Small theater:

On one occasion, Fu Yingdi interacted with fans and played a live game at their request. After several games, he was ridiculed by the black powder group as "poor technology" and "vegetable chicken". Before the fans could refute, they suddenly saw the third hand from Fu Mingyuan's lens.

Finger with clear phalanx, knocked twice on the keyboard, covered with Fu Mingyuan's hand under the eyes of the public, and a cold male voice rang.

-"The technique is very good, and my waist still hurts."

Fu Mingyuan: ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ...

Fans:

Black powder: ......

3, "PUBG Century Online Love" Author: sauce shell

Copywriting:

When a popular anchor of PUBG broadcast live, an ultra-low banner suddenly appeared at the top of the screen.

Duke and Noble 1 Enter the room.

Yu Yan, who was originally listless, immediately sat up straight, his eyes shining, and he stopped talking because he was nervous: "1 you, you came ... did you come a little later than usual today?" Is it overtime? Just got home? Have you eaten? Want to, want to eat chicken together ... "

Audience in the live broadcast room: Please keep this anchor away from the life of fans.

Yu Yan: It is impossible to stay away.

Yu Yan: I must work hard to make money, and strive to be the first fan to contribute in my studio in the future.

4、? Haiyan Granule "First Love of the Jedi"

Copywriting:

The first rule of Jedi survival: When you meet Xiao Mo, a retired and turned anchor, please confiscate his lightning as much as possible to avoid accidental injury.

The second rule of Jedi survival: When you meet an active professional player, the little gun king Wen Xingyuan, please try not to make him angry to avoid being sprayed.

If the above principles conflict, please refer to the following small theater.

Xiao Mo: "Just blow up this car."

Wen Xingyuan: "Brother, don't-!"

Xiao Mo: Hey, why is this a box?

Wen Xingyuan: "Bullshit, it's me in the box. ...

You may not believe it, but this ray was also blown back to the court by Xiao Mo.

When Wen Xingyuan was seventeen, Xiao Mo was his dream.

When Wen Xingyuan was nineteen years old, he was Xiao Mo's dream lover.

When I'm finished, neither of them will say anything, for fear that I won't worry about anyone.

Wen Xingyuan: "Well, actually I ... Oh, shit! ! Can you fucking jump three times? ! "

Wen Xingyuan: "Well, actually I ... Oh, shit! ! Can you fucking jump three times? ! "

Xiao Mo: "Stop screaming, where are you?"

Wen Xingyuan: "I should be under the car."

5, "Auxiliary not sweet don't want money" Author: Zuo Run

Copywriting:

Gao Yuyuan is a the glory of the king anchor and the biggest fan of the league's best wild leaf. In an unexpected qualifying match, he matched the same plate of chicken into a full slot three times in a row, so he started the crazy mouth gun mode.

After the game, he suddenly received a friend application from his teammates.

The king's killing assistant: "Are you interested in playing with me?"

Gao Yuyuan disagreed: "Brother, who are you?"

"I am a leaf."

"?"

Gao Yuanyuan in the live broadcast: "It is impossible to play professionally. I will never play professionally in my life."

After the broadcast, Gao Yuyuan said: "The God of Sleeping Trough invited me to make a career. I can't do it, QAQ! ! "

Former Gao Yuyuan: "Shen Ye is a star in the league who can only wait and see from a distance and can't sell himself short!" "

Later, Gao Yuyuan said, "Let's beat the old and bully the pupils to play!"