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1, difference biology teacher asked: What's the difference between frogs and toads? Zhang San replied: Frogs are conservatives, sitting in the well and watching the sky; Toad is an innovator and wants to eat swan meat. Today, I gave my three-year-old daughter a bath. Just after I put her in the bathtub, my daughter shouted, "Mom, look, dad is picking up girls!" "

Today, my girlfriend is on a business trip and told me that she bought a sexy pajamas. I said, "I miss you so much. Send me a photo. " My girlfriend asked me whether to wear photos or take them off. I was overjoyed and replied, "I took off my photo." I just received a photo of sexy pajamas hanging on a hanger at night. ...