What are the funny workplace jokes?

The complete list of workplace jokes is as follows.

1. Professional habit:

There are two mosquitoes in the mosquito net. One is full and the other is empty. The wife asks her husband, who is a prosecutor, to fight mosquitoes. The husband made an extraordinary shot, killing the fat mosquito with one hand, but delaying the other. The wife asked him why he didn't fight, and the husband said, "The evidence is insufficient."

2. Put my foot in my mouth:

One day, I went to another company to deliver materials. Xiao Zhang of that company gave me a warm reception. Xiao Zhang thanked me very much and said thank you directly to me. I said, "You're welcome, you're welcome."

When he left, Xiao Zhang said thank you to me again. I opened the door and said, "It's all right, it's all right, take care, don't send it." "A go out, I that call a regret. I wish they didn't hear me.

3. Breakfast:

I got up late again in the morning and hurried to work on an empty stomach. When I got to work, I quickly got rid of the work I didn't finish last night, and then began to rummage through the drawers. Luckily, I found my favorite biscuit. So, while eating cookies, I sat in front of the computer and worked.

Not long after I finished eating cookies, Xiao Qiao came in and asked me for a piece of information. I was just about to fetch water, so I asked her to find it from my computer. When I came back from drinking water, Xiao Qiao asked me while looking for information: "Did you eat chocolate biscuits this morning?" I asked her in surprise, "How do you know? I threw away all my bags. " Xiao Qiao said, "Hum, what have you eaten? I just need to ask your keyboard." When she finished, she turned my keyboard upside down. Spilled biscuit crumbs all over the table.

4. Gifts

Recently, my junior has jumped ship. Usually everyone gets along well, and her colleagues are reluctant to part when she leaves. Everyone began to give gifts to each other as souvenirs. I gave her my beloved hero pen and said, "Think of me with this pen in the future." Deeply moved, Xiaocai turned around and picked up a dog-faced cushion from his chair, saying, "This is for you, so you can see things and think about people in the future." I took it and said, "OK." Then everyone laughed.

5. Fried prawns:

I went out to eat that day, because I just got a bonus. As soon as I was happy, I ordered a fried prawn from 5 yuan. After ordering, my phone rang. It was Xiao Hu. He said, "Where are you? Come to XX Hotel, and Lao Zhao will treat you today. " "Ha ha, that's great." I quickly called the waiter and said, "Help me pack the prawns, and I'll take them back to my wife."

I took prawns to the restaurant. Lao Zhao is sharp-eyed. As soon as I entered the private room, he saw the prawn in my hand. "Ha ha, Xiao Duan, it's very kind of you. Come as soon as you come, and add a dish." I didn't want to give them food, but I was embarrassed to say it, so I had to smile and say, "Nothing, it's nothing." I put fried prawns on the table. Lao Zhao called the waiter and said, "My friend bought me a fried prawn. Please return the prawn I originally ordered." The waiter said politely, "Sorry, it's cooked." Lao Zhao said, "Well, then pack it for me and I'll take it back to my wife." I was very angry when I heard this, so I stood up and said, "My wife likes this dish. How about this? Just give me this fried prawn. " Hearing this, Lao Zhao said happily, "Great, you can have this fried prawn, but you have to pay for it yourself." Alas, I can't take back what I said

6. One dollar welfare:

I was away on business during the Mid-Autumn Festival. On the day I came back to work, Lao Liu from the accounting office called me: "Tell you something, the Mid-Autumn Festival unit sent 1 yuan money." We are a poor and small company. It is a groundbreaking event to give 1 yuan money in the Mid-Autumn Festival. In previous years, we always gave out two boxes of moon cakes or several kilograms of grapes. So I said happily, "This year's leadership is really good. Our family just ran out of oil, and I will use this money to buy barrels of oil later. "

Liu said, "What are you happy about? I'm not finished yet. The day before yesterday, I received a notice from my superiors that a "one-day donation for employment" activity would be carried out throughout the system. According to the proportion of donations, you just donated to 99 yuan. You have 1 yuan money left in your 1 yuan money. " Say that finish, Liu took out 1 yuan money from the drawer and handed it to me.

7. Empathy:

On rainy days, there was a traffic jam on the road, and I was already more than 1 minutes late when I got to work. I thought I would be scolded by the manager, but the manager said to me kindly, "Xiao Li, hurry up and get to work." I was a little overjoyed and asked Lao Zhou, "What kind of delicious beans did the manager eat today? If someone was late as usual, he would have talked endlessly." Lao Zhou smiled and said, "Because he can feel the same now." I asked curiously, "Is the manager late today, too?" Lao Zhou shook his head and said, "It was his daughter who was always late for school. As a result, our manager was called to school for training."