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Wechat Hot 18 Funny paragraphs, humorous sentences, cure your unhappiness!

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1. What do you want Saint Laurent, Givenchy, Gucci, Chanel, Dior, Lancome and Estee Lauder to do if an apology helps?

Second, failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success? Open the shopping cart and empty the bill, indicating that the payment is successful.

Third, in the physics self-study class, the students are doing their homework. The teacher said, "Ask me if you have any questions!" A classmate went over and said, "Teacher, where did Newton perm his hair?"

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Although I stay at home every day, I have no intention of dressing up, and my life is sloppy, but my charm is not diminished. There is a steady stream of men calling me. They are SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, Tong Yuan Express, Dayun Express, Tian Tian Express and Postal Parcel Express.

I don't want to show off anything from the initial 3,000 yuan to the present millions. I just want to tell you that the happiness of landlords mainly depends on luck.

Six, go out shopping and find that the streets are full of beautiful women with ugly men. Suddenly I feel very sad: Why don't I have a girlfriend? I am uglier than them.

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Seven, quarrel with others, want to scold him for seeing dogs look down on people, the result is that I see dogs look down on people, and when I find something wrong, I quickly change my mind and say that you see dogs look down on people.

Eight, other people's 30 years old: change the object, Maserati, gtr, Wang Shang, RO CL GZ Givenchy, ins network celebrity, popular anchor, Weibo big V, Duan Zishou, my 30 years old: 12 years short.

Nine, quarreling with my boyfriend, I originally wanted to say "get out!" As soon as I opened my mouth, I said, "Hello!" I knew I couldn't win this quarrel.

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When cooking at noon, my mother said, "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!" " "... male and female servants can't do it!

Eleven, a literary evening, the host came to the stage to announce, please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull.

Twelve, many things in life are like eating dessert. I am happy when I eat, but I always regret it afterwards. You accidentally ate too much.

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Thirteen, one person is afraid of loneliness, two people are afraid of disappointing, three people fight the landlord, four people play mahjong, five people lol, six people fry golden flowers, and a group of people play routines.

Fourteen, the boy who chased me for five years secretly surprised me by taking the high-speed train today and gave me a 520 turn, which was a little happy. Maybe this is called bragging.

15. A friend of mine found a very rich husband. Although he enjoyed endless wealth, he also lost his troubles.

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Sixteen, I saw a car accident on the road today. All my family members died, leaving only one child, crying. No sooner had I called the police than I was beaten by the crew next to me.

Seventeen, "the mountain has no edges, heaven and earth are close, dare to break you. To those good brothers who are willing to lend me money without urging me to pay back.

Cold makes people young. Uncle Wang, who is over 70 years old next door, is as cold as a grandson when he goes out tonight.

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