Laugh your belly out.

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a cold joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Now, CJ and I have compiled a collection of stories about eating jokes, which will make you laugh. Let's laugh together.

Complete stories about eating jokes and hurting the stomach;

1, two children were fighting, and it was clear that one child was about to lose, and then the child suddenly shouted, Change, Altman.

Then another child ran over and scolded, damn it, it was agreed not to be Altman.

My 2.5-year-old nephew cried and asked me: Uncle, my parents tell others that I am a pig every day. I have been a pig for five years. I don't want to be a pig anymore. When will I stop being a pig? I think it is a big tiger. How awesome!

My son can recite the pinyin table.

I said:? An o e?

He said:? Me? You?

Me:? b p？

He:? m f？

. . .

Me:? g k？

He:? h？

Me:? j q？

He:? Cat? . . .

4. Going to KFC with my son, a handsome guy next door teased him: Son, your mother is going to run away with me, what will you do?

My son gave me a look and turned around and said, my dad always said that shit burned his eyes before he saw my mother. Are you the same?

One day, my son saw a mobile phone mantissa game on the Internet. He entered the mantissa of my mobile phone? 5? The result: the rich.

And get into your husband's? 1? The result: the poor.

Faced with this result, I was puzzled and said to my son, your father and I are family. How can one be poor and the other rich?

The son thought for a moment and said, I found the reason. It must be because my dad gave you all the money! ?

It snowed heavily two days ago, the temperature dropped rapidly, and the snow on the road was thick.

The grandson asked grandpa:? Grandpa, what are those people sprinkling? Isn't this worse?

Grandpa said: that's salt. Salt can melt snow. ?

Grandson thought about it and said, let's sprinkle water. ?

Grandpa said: that water doesn't freeze?

Sun Tzu said:? Do not sprinkle boiling water. ?

Laughing at jokes and stories 2:

1. My daughter saw this idiom while reading a story book and asked me what it meant. I am busy cooking. Think for yourself first and I'll tell you after dinner. ?

When eating, my daughter is listless. After eating a few mouthfuls, she wants to leave the table, even she doesn't like her favorite dishes. I yelled at her. Don't go away. Why do you eat so little? It's time to grow up. How can I do without some nutrition? Eat more! ?

My daughter quickly shook her head and said seriously, I can't eat any more. I am too petty. ?

2、? Don't move. You son of a bitch didn't sleep at home in the middle of the night. Come to the bar and pretend you don't know me. Don't think that I can't recognize you as my son by wearing glasses! ?

? No, dad, you have the wrong person. ?

My family has a five-year-old daughter. She was reading a book last night, so I went over and asked her, What do you think of this? She said? How big is it?

? What about this?

? What size is small?

? What about this?

? Dad, are you okay? Go and see Logger Vick. I haven't finished my homework and have no time to teach you. ?

I ....

I said loudly to my 6-year-old daughter. If you don't eat well, I won't go out to play with you this afternoon! ?

Wife doesn't want to: Look, dad threatened you again. ?

As a result, the daughter said: It's not a threat, it's a deal. ?

My two-year-old daughter is eating fruit. Dad:? Girl, give some to dad. ?

Daughter:? You thank me?

Dad:? Thank you. Give dad some. ?

Daughter:? You haven't said please. ?

Dad:? Thank you. Please give dad some fruit. ?

Daughter:? Not for you, but for mom! ?

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