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A nun went to the priest to confess: "Father, please forgive me. I insulted a man yesterday."

Priest: "What did you scold him for?"

Nun: "I scolded him, 'What a f*ck you are.'"

Priest: "Why did you scold him? Tell me and I will ask God to forgive you."

Priest: "Why did you scold him? Tell me and I will ask God to forgive you."

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Nun: "She touched my breast."

(The priest put his hand into the nun's breast): "Is that so?"

Nun: "Yes "

Priest: "Even if he touched your breast, you shouldn't scold him."

Sister: "But he went on to touch me."

(The priest touched the nun): "Is that so?"

Nun: "Yes."

Priest: "Even if he touched you , you shouldn’t scold him.”

Nun: “But he pushed me to the ground again and fucked me.”

(The priest pushed the nun to the ground. , raped the nun...): "Is that so?"

Nun: "Yes."

Priest: "Even if he raped you, you still You shouldn’t scold him.”

Sister: “But after the incident, he told me that he had AIDS.”

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Priest: "What a f*ck you are!"