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Tell me a little joke
A nun went to the priest to confess: "Father, please forgive me. I insulted a man yesterday."
Priest: "What did you scold him for?"
Nun: "I scolded him, 'What a f*ck you are.'"
Priest: "Why did you scold him? Tell me and I will ask God to forgive you."
Priest: "Why did you scold him? Tell me and I will ask God to forgive you."
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Nun: "She touched my breast."
(The priest put his hand into the nun's breast): "Is that so?"
Nun: "Yes "
Priest: "Even if he touched your breast, you shouldn't scold him."
Sister: "But he went on to touch me."
(The priest touched the nun): "Is that so?"
Nun: "Yes."
Priest: "Even if he touched you , you shouldn’t scold him.”
Nun: “But he pushed me to the ground again and fucked me.”
(The priest pushed the nun to the ground. , raped the nun...): "Is that so?"
Nun: "Yes."
Priest: "Even if he raped you, you still You shouldn’t scold him.”
Sister: “But after the incident, he told me that he had AIDS.”
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Priest: "What a f*ck you are!"
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