A funny joke that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts.

A funny joke that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts.

A funny joke that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts. Life is nothing but joys and sorrows. Happiness is a day, and unhappiness is also a day. It's more cost-effective to be happy Only happy people, people who feel happy, can bring happiness to people around them, so let's take a look at these funny jokes together, hoping to bring you joy.

Funny jokes that make your stomach ache 1 1. It is said that you can't have your cake and eat it, but you are naive to care for me. I can be poor and ugly, and fat and short go hand in hand.

Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that there are grey donkeys everywhere in the world.

3. If you have money, you will lose; If you have no money, worship God.

Let me tell you the truth. If you are not my boyfriend, don't blame me for being your girlfriend.

As long as I visit you, I will run with all my strength.

6, don't bow your head, the double chin is so obvious.

I have two dreams, one is dreaming, and the other is not waking up.

8. I don't like to compete with others all my life, and I won't let what I get.

9. Unload the baggage that cannot be unloaded, no way back; Endless tears, chasing an untraceable future

10, the position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow!

1 1, there is no culture to learn, ugliness can be corrected, and bad hearts really have no rule of law.

12, early risers are trapped by money; People who sleep late are trapped by love! You have both!

13, as long as I go to see you, I will definitely take a taxi to make you pay.

14, I don't believe it. I have to test it myself.

15, life is not only immediate, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

16, don't count sheep when you are insomnia, count mutton skewers, one, two, three, four ... then you won't be sleepy and start to get hungry!

17, as a foodie, you are really hungry if you don't eat East.

18, ugliness is not terrible, what is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

19, taking a math test is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

20. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

Funny jokes that make you laugh until your stomach hurts 2 1. Traveling by plane, sitting next to a couple. When I sent that set meal on the plane, I said to my husband, Look at the one next to others. The woman can't finish it, and the man eats the rest. It's so loving. Husband said faintly: Will you be dumped?

2. My uncle came to my house as a guest, but Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys." . Mother growled at once, "What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here. What zoo are you going to? "

My wife bought a hamster and a cage. I asked her how much it was, and she said how many hamsters and cages there were. I complain that this cage is more expensive than hamster. The second goods replied: "Do you think you will be higher than the current house price?"

4. In high school, I was the penultimate in my class, never came to school, and spent all day in Internet cafes. But the strange thing is that he comes to every exam and is never absent. Later, we found that the penultimate member of the class would go to the Internet cafe to give it to the penultimate member 10 yuan before each exam, begging him to take the exam. ...

When I was in college, I heard a roommate say that one of his friends expressed his feelings: "My brother is getting married." A message: "Your boy won't get on the boat first and then make up the ticket, will he?" Congratulations! " Later reply: "Not me, but my brother ..."

6. The wife asked her husband, "If I am crazy, will you still love me?" The husband said firmly, "Love!" The wife pondered for a while and said sadly, "You really love my appearance!" " "

7. The wife asked her husband, "Do you like my tenderness or are you infatuated with my sexy figure?" The husband was embarrassed for a while and replied, "I like your sense of humor!" " ! "

8. When walking with my boyfriend, I like to hug his waist and pull his clothes. Walking one day, he suddenly said, "Will you stop pulling my clothes?" I was unhappy and said, "can't you have a baby when you talk to me?" Then he said, "Don't pull my baby's clothes, okay?" Me: "..."

9. After the two mice got married, the mother mouse became more and more arrogant. One night, the male mouse wanted to scare her, so he went to the door to learn to meow. The wife was not only not afraid, but also said softly, "Mao Ge, stop screaming, my husband hasn't gone on a business trip yet."

10, "I like to get to the bottom of it since I was a child. My wish is to be a detective when I grow up. Now I am the editor-in-chief of a newspaper. What about you? "

"I like to play since I was a child. When I grow up, my wish is to go shopping with a lot of money. Now I am a bus conductor. "

1 1. I went home at night and heard crying in the alley. When I got closer, it turned out to be a disheveled woman crying. Asked what happened, the young lady replied, "I was violated by a pervert!" " Me: Are you all right? "The young lady replied," He suddenly grabbed my chest from behind and let me go ... "I said," Why are you crying? " The young lady replied, "because ... that pervert actually said it was unlucky to hug a man." "

12, the boss sat there depressed after work, and the secretary asked why? Boss: "I received a letter from a guy yesterday saying that if I don't leave his wife, he will kill me!" " Secretary: "Just leave his wife! "Boss:" But that guy didn't sign! " "

Once, a very bad eunuch stopped Ji Xiaolan and asked him to tell a joke. Ji Xiaolan said, "Once upon a time, there was a man." Then there was a long silence, and the eunuch couldn't help asking, "What's next?" Ji Xiaolan replied, "There's nothing down there!

14, one day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoli, "What is the motherland?" Xiaoli said, "Teacher, the motherland is my mother." The teacher said, "That's a good answer." Then the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, what is the motherland?" Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother."

15, late at night, my husband didn't return. The daughter is anxious to call her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! " Mother comforted softly: "silly child, be good, don't think the worst, something may have happened!" " "

16, a buddy next door moved to a foreigner. One night, a foreigner knocked at the door for help and said, "My TV is broken and I can't change the channel." The buddy looked down at his watch and said calmly, "It will be fine after 7: 30"!

17, once borrowed a relative's horn, put a heart-shaped candle in the boys' dormitory to express his confession, pressed the switch and was about to shout. A voice came from the loudspeaker: "recycling, refrigerator, color TV, washing machine, gas tank." . . "Then I started crying. . .

18, I saw an old man carrying heavy things upstairs, and I wanted to say, Grandpa, let me help you with your things! Open your mouth and become: Grandpa, let me help you with your old things!

19, my boyfriend and I quarreled to the point of breaking up, and both sides were very excited. I sent an angry message saying that I would roll my own package. When I was excited, I wrote "I would roll my own corn". My boyfriend sent a message "Goodbye hamster".

20. I went to my neighbor's house to borrow something. They are eating watermelon. When he lent me something, I said, I won't eat it. . . The face I lost at that time has not been found yet.