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Who can give me a funny sketch script suitable for the annual meeting of the company?
What do you mean, anyway? ?
A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!
Can we try?
A: I'll be right there. My desk?
B: Yes. . . . . . ?
My desk?
My desk?
Oh, why are you so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.
Oh, I see?
I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react! ?
B: No problem! ?
A: My head?
B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid! ?
A: My forehead?
B: I have no brain! ?
A: My eyebrows?
I have no eyes! ?
My eyes?
I am a pig's eye. What a pity! ?
My nose?
My nose?
You have to say a lot.
A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I have teeth in my pocket.
I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?
A: ok, let's go to the garden to sign up for the flowers?
Go to the garden? Is this good?
But before I go to the garden, I have a request.
B: What requirements! ?
A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act. ?
B: I will do it with my actions, right?
A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right? ?
No problem, I am the most beautiful person! ?
Can we start now?
B: OK?
I go to the garden?
I want to go to the garden?
A: I'm Peony?
B: I'm Peony?
A: I'm a peony?
B: I'm Peony?
I'm Molly?
I'm Molly?
A: I am a dog's tail flower?
I am a dog with a flower tail.
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Sketch feature
1, short and pithy, with simple plot. This is the most basic difference between sketch and other works of art and artistic expressions. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food" and is a beautiful "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.
2. Humorous. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most good sketches have enough paragraphs to inspire people from laughter and learn lessons.
3, elegant and popular * * * rewards, a wide range of topics. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches all originated from grassroots and ordinary people. The change of the world and various states of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated in art and expressed on the stage.
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