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What incredible things do people do when their brains are short-circuited?
I remember it was a sunny afternoon. My good friend and I go shopping in the supermarket. At that time, everyone was still very young and underage. We mainly concentrated in the snack area, bought a big bag of food and planned to pay the bill. I don't know what happened when I was waiting in line at the cashier. I started staring blankly at a row of shelves.
I didn't come to my senses until everyone in front left and the cashier asked us to settle the bill. My friend gave me a push, and then my friend looked down at me and found that the shelf in front of me was ... contraceptives. It's embarrassing ... we both ran out of the supermarket like refugees, and I think I'm both bad people. ...
My friend has a short circuit in his brain, which is even more abnormal. When we went out to eat hot pot, her brain was short-circuited. The waiter sent us raw eggs and asked her to go directly to the spicy pot. When she finished washing the pot, she scooped them with a spoon. Very good. Three hard-boiled eggs smiled at us. At that moment, all I could think about was whether the eggs were washed. What the hell did I just eat? !
That's not all. The best time she fried chicken breast at home, she changed olive oil into light soy sauce and put it in a pot. As a result, the pan was hot and fried, which scared her half to death. It suddenly occurred to her that she couldn't do this. ...
Every time I encounter this kind of brain short circuit, I seriously doubt that I and others are fools.
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