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A joke of self-knowledge.

1. I used to think that holding hands would never get lost in my life. Unexpectedly, I let go of each other's hands halfway and walked to their respective intersections.

2. Love is strange and beautiful. Behind the eternity of two people, it is likely that another person regrets life. The word perfection is ridiculous in luxury goods.

3, first red face, then red eyes. After all, it was just a dream. I woke up, north and south.

4, people and people are really unspeakable doom, you can't sleep at night for one person, but that person is obsessed with others.

There is a person in the softest place in everyone's heart, who once felt deeply, but didn't get it after all.

6. There is an idiom called enough is enough, which tells us that we should learn enough in everything, just like you don't like me, but I pester you, and it can only be a joke in the end.

7. Many people think that time can heal all wounds. In fact, when the wind blows and the sand blows, the wound will be more painful.

Looking at the scenery passing by outside the window, I think God's mercy lies in that he only lets us know how many times we have seen it, but doesn't tell us how many times we have missed it.

9. It seems that when you are sad, all the melodramatic sentences are tailored for yourself, and all the stories can be empathetic.

10, the affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. As long as you pull it gently, unloading will always be faster than installation, and losing it will always be faster than getting it.

1 1, the whole city is asleep, only my heart and I can't sleep, and you, long time no see, once again occupy my memory.

12, from long-time companion to wine companion, from I love you to I hinder you, from moving to discarding.

Love at your fingertips slips from your fingertips-non-mainstream

Every second you are by my side is enough to satisfy me, even if you don't love me.

I used to think that love is eternal, and I used to think that the tears of separation are only superficial.

You believe that even if the whole world doesn't believe you, I believe you unconditionally.

Some people say that the best love words belong to him, your muse.

I am like a joke, knowing that you want to escape, still consuming each other, waiting for your smile.

what is love ? I think it turned me into something.

Try to smile even when I am hurt, because I don't want you to see that I am not as good as you.

If there are too many obstacles in the relationship, it will be hurt to continue.

The love at the fingertips slipped from the fingertips. Don't cry because it is over.

I bet all my chips. I didn't expect to lose to you in the end.

When I fell in love with you, you told me: I don't like you.

Maybe a person can only smile when he is really helpless.

No matter how I change, I just can't be your girl

Nothing is eternal, nothing is long. Find an excuse and anyone can go first.

Thanks to those who have hurt me, let me cherish the people around me more.

I can like any man, because my love is only for one person.

A word I don't understand has become all my sustenance.

Bright sunshine through the window, leaving fragrance on the skirt you gave me.

Some emotions should be reserved for yourself, and some unnecessary quarrels should be tolerated.

It's not that I can't live without you, but that I'm no longer happy.

I suddenly like the word later. Can you see that something is wrong?

In my world, there can be someone I love, and I hope she can understand and accept my love.

I know you don't have me in your heart, but my heart is full of you.

I don't know how to describe my mood at the moment. Maybe my existence was a mistake.

Whenever I find myself doing something wrong, I will hit someone on the head with a brick.

When he sees through everything, he knows that losing is more practical than having.

Why does Russia want bring disgrace to oneself if it doesn't look at Russia with heavy make-up?

Life upside down day and night, forgetting time, but not forgetting you.

There is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it, and we can't change it.

I will support you all my life, I just hope you will stop flowing.

I don't like to see you having an affair with other women, so you should give them a birthright.

Although you left me, I want to say: honey, I am waiting for you.

Sister's world doesn't need you Without you, I still want to wander the rivers and lakes.

I laugh at myself for being an idiot, and I will never learn your coldness and hypocrisy.

After ten years of marriage, I still like that my wife is sick, so I am very healthy.

Love always misses in dissatisfaction, and marriage always gains in fear of missing.

There is too much helplessness in life, my love, where should I go?

★ ☆ Too much tossing, afraid of wasting youth; Stop messing around, I'm afraid I'm sorry for my youth.

Life needs lies, and no one can escape deception. To live, one must be strong.

Your betrayal is like the tide, and every time it hits, it makes me feel uneasy.

If you bully me again, I will curse you, and you will become the seventh dimension in the next life.

I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient.

1, forget why a person needs a lifetime, because you have never tried to forget, but you have been thinking, expecting and dreaming.

2. Even if I am grandiose, superficial, noisy, jealous, sensitive, narrow-minded and pure-faced, you will give me trust, respect and love. But you keep every penny I spend in mind, and I will accompany you in the abyss of mountains and rivers.

My life is a straight line, turning just to meet you.

4. When I stand unclaimed under a red street lamp one day, will you walk through the crowd and coax me with my favorite ice cream?

5, hold your hand, spend this life together-once thought that all love must be earth-shattering; I used to think that everyone's love must be vigorous; I used to think that all love has flowers and moons and vows of eternal love; I once yearned for the romance of 9999 roses ... but it was flat and light, which was equally shocking. When I hold my hand, I know cold and warm. When you hold hands, you forget sadness and happiness.

6. Before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that. You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over.

7. People hug and kiss. Whether in love or not, everyone is looking for a sense of security and afraid of being abandoned by the world.

8. Not all people are so lucky to meet the right person and make you love without hesitation. Too many people's lives are too dull to taste what heartbreak is.

9. None of us will live in this world easily. You know, it is a miracle that we can come to this world.

10, I will not escape, I will accept everything, even sadness and pain.

I won't force myself to forget, I will tell myself that they are all passers-by

I will remember those romantic nights. Then one day in the future, slowly write down the story of this life.

1 1. Happiness is that I love you and then you fall in love with me.

12, the warmth is in your heart, but you haven't found it yourself.

13, forgive everything, not ignore it, but truly tolerate, forget and melt with each other. This is an ambiguous but subtle smile.

14. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

15, friends on and off, lovers come and go. Many emotional purposes are impure, their whereabouts are unknown, and their treatment is not good. The feelings we can hold in our hands are, in the final analysis, the business of several people.

16. When a man no longer loves his woman, it is wrong for her to cry, be silent, breathe alive and die.

17 in fact, for love, the simpler the happier. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb. If you are separated, you will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; In the end, you will stop believing in love; You will give up on yourself; You will be a walking corpse; You will marry someone you don't love and live like this for the rest of your life.

18, some words, suitable for hiding in the heart, some pain, suitable for silently forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself.

19, if you meet someone and you love him more, then you will lose him forever. Then, you meet another person who loves you more, so you will leave him sooner or later. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally, you understand that all searches have a process. Once in the end of the world, now it is close at hand.

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1, forget why a person needs a lifetime, because you have never tried to forget, but you have been thinking, expecting and dreaming.

2. Even if I am grandiose, superficial, noisy, jealous, sensitive, narrow-minded and pure-faced, you will give me trust, respect and love. But you keep every penny I spend in mind, and I will accompany you in the abyss of mountains and rivers.

My life is a straight line, turning just to meet you.

4. When I stand unclaimed under a red street lamp one day, will you walk through the crowd and coax me with my favorite ice cream?

5, hold your hand, spend this life together-once thought that all love must be earth-shattering; I used to think that everyone's love must be vigorous; I used to think that all love has flowers and moons and vows of eternal love; I once yearned for the romance of 9999 roses ... but it was flat and light, which was equally shocking. When I hold my hand, I know cold and warm. When you hold hands, you forget sadness and happiness.

6. Before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that. You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over.

7. People hug and kiss. Whether in love or not, everyone is looking for a sense of security and afraid of being abandoned by the world.

8. Not all people are so lucky to meet the right person and make you love without hesitation. Too many people's lives are too dull to taste what heartbreak is.

9. None of us will live in this world easily. You know, it is a miracle that we can come to this world.

10, I will not escape, I will accept everything, even sadness and pain.

I won't force myself to forget, I will tell myself that they are all passers-by

I will remember those romantic nights. Then one day in the future, slowly write down the story of this life.

1 1. Happiness is that I love you and then you fall in love with me.

12, the warmth is in your heart, but you haven't found it yourself.

13, forgive everything, not ignore it, but truly tolerate, forget and melt with each other. This is an ambiguous but subtle smile.

14. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

15, friends on and off, lovers come and go. Many emotional purposes are impure, their whereabouts are unknown, and their treatment is not good. The feelings we can hold in our hands are, in the final analysis, the business of several people.

16. When a man no longer loves his woman, it is wrong for her to cry, be silent, breathe alive and die.

17 in fact, for love, the simpler the happier. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb. If you are separated, you will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; In the end, you will stop believing in love; You will give up on yourself; You will be a walking corpse; You will marry someone you don't love and live like this for the rest of your life.

18, some words, suitable for hiding in the heart, some pain, suitable for silently forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself.

19, if you meet someone and you love him more, then you will lose him forever. Then, you meet another person who loves you more, so you will leave him sooner or later. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally, you understand that all searches have a process. Once in the end of the world, now it is close at hand.

20. I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient.

Love in a bad mood, I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient.

First, we all have a friend who often gives emotional advice, but TA herself is single dog.

Second, perhaps, we are another happy heroine, just the beginning of warm-up rehearsal, and we are too involved.

Third, I've been looking for you. I'm on my way to find you alone. Although I have faith, I still feel lonely and lost. One day, I suddenly realized that I had to find me first, as opposed to you. Because I'm not sure how long I can stay with you, but I have to face myself for a long time. As for you, maybe you can't be here, maybe it's far from the day I met you, and I'm not afraid of these.

Fourth, happiness is probably that the person you like to insist on will never bother you.

When you are in trouble, don't cry to others, let alone explain and confide. Because everyone who knows you is around you. It's no use telling people who don't understand you. Therefore, no one can understand your tears, and you don't need to explain. Just let yourself smile and face the world. Smile is the most powerful thing: to reassure those who love you and to disappoint those who hate you.

6. There is always a glass of wine, and those who don't drink it get drunk first. Everyone will have a relationship, deep or shallow; Everyone has a dream, either illusory or real. Collect those fleeting bits and pieces, whether cold or warm, quietly; The silk thread of carefree years, no matter good or bad, is cherished silently.

It took me a long time to understand that the sentence you said to me at the beginning was very thank you, but it was actually just the thank you in the lid of a bottle of green tea for three yuan. Last time you said you were sorry, it was just an apology notice on the airport broadcast, telling passengers that the plane was delayed. At that time, I felt that you were really sorry for me and regretted the ending. I thought you liked me as much as I liked you.

Eight, fate will not owe anyone, look into the distance, whose head has a blue sky; Looking down, everyone has a sea of flowers in their hearts.

9. Those who really wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around. Ironically, they overestimate their position in others' hearts every time.

Ten, if for myself, I think it is better to expect more. Although failure is easy to make people depressed, it sometimes arouses unexpected courage. If it is for others, it is better to expect less and be less disappointed and hurt.

Eleven, fate is not luck, the real fate is that you have to take the initiative. Don't think that if you wait for many years in the depths of time, there will be peach blossoms delivered to your door. The so-called right people are two people who are active enough.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

Thirteen, I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient.

14. You must believe that there is no unattainable tomorrow. Someone always stays up with you, picks you up in the rain and says I love you.

Fifteen, just because I am too young, all my sadness and happiness are so profound, explosive and earth-shattering.

Sixteen, time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself.

Seventeen, I will not lust after any tenderness in this world, as long as I can hold your hand.

The biggest temper a girl can lose is not talking to you like a mute.

Nineteen, this kind of thing, mood, must be strictly controlled, blindly inferiority and self-pity will be more and more depressed.

There are several people I really admire, one is the one who can eat without getting fat, the other is the one who has no choice but to struggle, the other is the one who can put down his mobile phone, the other is the one who can stay up all night, and the other is the one who can boldly pursue his dreams.

In fact, what she wants is not one sentence after another. I love you. If you talk too much, it will be cheap and powerless. What she wants is that you be careful once in a while and let her know that you have been caring about her and haven't forgotten.

22. Thank you for giving me empty happiness. The good memories of our past blurred our tears. Occasionally, I can still remember it vividly, just like at the beginning, I love you without any purpose, just love you. Cluster hair