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The girl asks who you are. How to answer her humorously?

1. When we first added WeChat, it was normal for girls to ask "Who are you" when they were still in a strange state, whether it was introduced by girls introduced by social software or friends. At this time, don't send a few hundred words of self-introduction, which will show that you care about each other especially, but convey a very low feeling to each other. Met on social software: Girl: Who are you? Boy: It was introduced by a friend. Girl: Who are you? Boy: It was introduced by my XXX. 2. When you try to have sex with a girl when the relationship is upgraded, or do something beyond the current relationship, the girl will say "Who are you" and "Do I know you well?" The girl is actually telling you that she already feels uncomfortable and you have crossed the line. At this time, you must stop your behavior, brake immediately, and then cut into the normal topic. Boy: How old are you, ABCD? Girl: Who are you? Boy: By the way, I don't know your name yet. Boy: We must be very sweet together. Girl: Do I know you very well? Boy: By the way, are you from 1997? 3. Girls mainly test whether you are a man with a strong heart and whether you will remain confident in yourself. Don't explain in a panic or get evasive at this time. Boy: Be a good boy and cook me a delicious meal. Girl: Ha ha ha, who do you miss? Boy: I don't like to think that "thinking" is all questions, and "doing" is the answer. Girl: Hahahaha, who are you? How to answer her humorously? Although you don't know that girl yet, you can also see some information about that girl through careful observation. You can use this information to ask the girl if she is doing it. Is this information suitable for girls? If you are right, it will arouse the curiosity of girls, and she will definitely want to know how you know. After all, you obviously don't know each other, such as: Woman: Who are you? Is your name XXX? (Guess the girl's name through her micro-signal) Woman: Ah, how do you know my name? Man: I don't look at who I am either. As long as I look at you, I will know your name. Woman: Is it so powerful? Can you tell me the secret? M: Sure, but on one premise ... so that we can chat with girls? Of course, not every girl will use pinyin as a micro-signal. You can also start chatting with girls through the content of girls' circle of friends, WeChat avatar, girls' clothes and other information you already know. Pick up hot chicks is a science, many people don't understand the truth, which leads to being single all the time. I finally meet a girl I like, but I can't catch up. We often see this phenomenon. Some people think it is unreliable, but there are piles of girls around them. I used to be in this state, and I have always been in single dog. Later, I accidentally saw the secret book of picking up girls, Jiang Han Lian Bi Shu, and it changed from then on. Now, I am surrounded by piles of sisters who invite me almost every day. Brothers who are still single have a look. Jiang Han must be in love with art. There are e-books online, so you can find them yourself. The key is not to spend money, to apply what you have learned, and it is absolutely so easy for you to take off the order! Pretend to be an acquaintance and reply humorously. Girls generally treat people they don't know with suspicion. If you are an acquaintance, the situation is very different. So when a girl asks who you are, you might as well pretend to be a mature person and reply to her humorously. First, reduce girls' vigilance against you, and then make girls happy with humorous words, and the relationship will naturally become closer and the chat will continue. Woman: Who are you? Man: I don't know who you are either, but I seem to have seen you somewhere. Woman: No. Man: No way. I feel familiar when I see this hat with your head on it. Where did you buy it? Woman: A store in XXX. M: That may be it. I often go there. Generally speaking, when a girl asks who you are, her attitude may be cold and it is difficult to ease the relationship. At this time, she might as well reply humorously with misunderstanding, deliberately failing to see the girl's unwelcome attitude towards you, and reversing her misunderstanding of you, such as: Woman: Who are you? I don't think we know each other. If you can't tell me why, you will be hacked. Boy: Who are you? I don't seem to know you very well either, so let's take this opportunity to get to know you. Don't be rejected by the girl's cold attitude, retreat from difficulties and talk it over. ) Change the subject. If a girl asks who you are, you can't leave any impression on her at all by answering her questions honestly. This chat won't help your next contact. What should I do? You can change the topic, so that your chat will not be limited to the current topic, but extended to other aspects, so that girls will know more about you, such as: female: Who are you? M: I am a person who likes you. Maybe you don't know me. Woman: Do you know me? Of course I know you. You like food and movies (occasionally say something that girls like). What humorous responses do girls have when they ask who you are? Summary: When a girl asks who you are, she is actually curious about you. At this time, you should try to mention her curiosity about you, so that she can dig you out and keep interested in you. When a girl asks who you are, how to answer her humorously? 3 1, this is XXX. This answer looks simple, but it's much better than your silly call me a good person. What if she has a friend with the same name as you? Miss Direct, how have you been recently? Can I know you? This way is easy to be rejected. Don't answer when the girl scout asks who you are. First, scout her circle of friends, get to know her, and start with what she is interested in. For example, if she shared an article, you can discuss it with her to make her accept you more easily. 4. Send a joke that you think is the funniest. You can tell a joke to make a girl laugh, get closer to her, and then tell her that you just want to get to know her. In addition, you can pretend to be her acquaintance and say to her, "Have I seen you somewhere?" 1, common type: "I am XXX, and you added it through XXX". To tell the truth directly, there is nothing wrong with it! Tell her who you are, how to know her contact information and so on. Don't let the other person think you are dishonest at this time. This ordinary answer, although not humorous enough, can also make girls know you better! 2, direct type: "Sister, we are so close, my name is XXX, can you meet?" The purpose of this direct reply is also very clear, that is, to see the distance is very close, to see if I can get to know each other, and maybe I can come out to play together if I have the opportunity. If you have an idea, you can continue to chat with you. If you have no idea, you may be hacked directly! 3. Romantic: "If a handsome guy wants to make friends with you now with a rose in his hand, will you?" 4. Funny type: Send a joke that you think is funniest. If a girl asks who you are, send a joke that you think is the funniest. Make the girl laugh first, and then introduce yourself. This will make the atmosphere more relaxed and add a lot to your first impression! 5. Pretend to be an acquaintance: Have I seen you somewhere? Girls are wary of strangers, and it is normal to be excluded. So before I introduce you, can you tell me where I have seen you? Pretend to be an acquaintance and bring you closer!