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A couple quarreled. The man said, I can't beat you! You have one mouth above and one mouth below! The woman said: I can't beat you more! You have a mouth above, a microphone below, and two stereos! ……

During the Cultural Revolution, the train was extremely crowded, and Xu took the opportunity of stopping to put his ass out of the window to defecate. The train was about to start, and the conductor shouted at the final inspection:' Fat man with cigar, take your head back quickly!' '!'

The lame and the blind go out in the same car. The blind man is riding a horse, and the lame man is watching the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him and shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sings back: Oreo is Oreo! They fell into the ditch together!

It's embarrassing for village women to report it! I was raped last night. The policeman asked him what the man looked like. I didn't see it clearly, but I must be a novice, because he couldn't find the place for a long time, and finally I helped him in.

A Japanese woman is taking a bath in the sauna and wants to find a China macho man to give her a bath. When the macho man was rubbing, he suddenly had a high sexual desire and inserted his penis into his shame. Japanese woman is furious: What are you doing? The macho man said: wipe inside!

Ni Ping had a bullwhip when he visited Mengcheng, which was delicious. What is that? Feng Gong said, there are cows! The cow said, Feng Gong also has it! Ni Ping asked: Do I have it on me? Both of them replied: sometimes, sometimes not.

At the end of the performance, the leader took the beautiful Mongolian actress by the hand and asked her name. The actress said excitedly, Maragabi.