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Reflections on Three Reparations for Old Students

Buy a cow to learn farming and build a hut for nymphs.

I also know that I won't die for many days, and I will spend several years in the mountains.

Poetry and wine can always become immortals in order to be an official and to fantasize about cameos.

Everything in the world has gone up in price, and old things are worthless.

These eight poems are the words of the master, but they don't say, "Old articles are worthless." One sentence says so.

Generally speaking, if you become famous late, you can't escape. There are also successes in leaving early and returning late. Those who succeed early may not succeed, and those who arrive late may not give orders.

You can't rely on yourself when you are young, and you can't give up when you are old. This word, young and old, is also in the number of years, so we can't talk about it. If Ganluo becomes prime minister at the age of twelve, he will die at the age of twelve. At the age of twelve, it was the time when he turned pale and hunched over. The days ahead are too short to call a teenager. Another example is that Jiang Taigong is still fishing in Weishui at the age of 80. When he met Zhou Wenwang, he took him to the car and worshipped him as a teacher and a father. Literary works collapse, martial arts stand. He also became a strategist and assisted martial arts workers in business. He set the inheritance of the Zhou family for 800 years and sealed it in Qi. He also taught his son Ding Gong to govern the State of Qi and stayed in the Zhou Dynasty until he was 120 years old. You said an 80-year-old fisherman, but there are still many jobs after that, and a day is as long as ten days! It will look like this. 80 years old, still in the early days, just crowned, when the groom, can not be called old. Being a man only knows the dignity in front of him, but how long will it be after leaving? Seeing a young man rich and flattering, he will be snubbed when he is a few years older. This is a short-sighted man. For example, there are farmers, early cereals and late rice. I wonder if Deng has a good harvest. See the ancients cloud:

The peach blossoms in Dongyuan are in season, but they withered long ago.

The pine trees by the stream are leisurely, and the darkness contains late green.

Forget the gossip. According to legend, there was a scholar in Xing 'an, Guanglu, Guilin during the orthodox period of China. His surname is Xian, his first name is the same, and his words are the same. Eight-year-old prodigy, eleven-year-old visit to the library, beyond the country. His intellect is far from that of Dong Zhongshu and Sima Xiangru. This is a complete story. As far as his ambition is concerned, it's just like Feng Jing's Dutch winning three yuan, but he's just making things in his bag. This is really a creepy thing. Think of it as extremely high, ambitious and short-lived. Science every year, year after year to see the field, can not get the amount of Zhu Yi, the name of the yellow list. At the age of thirty, it is time for Xunzi to pay tribute. He is a talented and ambitious man, and he disdains the future of the public. Considering the poor scholar's family, I owe all this to those two Kang Yin who learned the rules of middle age, which gave them the capital to learn. Out of the school, I lost this route, and I went to jail and spent money. Besides, this province is better than prison. Forget it. Occasionally, this intention is revealed in front of friends, and the next scholar who should pay tribute will call him and ask him to pay tribute and be willing to reward him with dozens of taels of gold. Xian Yutong got this interest again, so he thought he had plans. The first time is a feeling, the second time is an example, everyone wants to pay tribute, and everyone is scrambling.

Xian Yutong released Qigong from the age of 30 and released him eight times in a row. At the age of 46, he was submerged in the accompanying water and rushed to the Qing Bu team. Some people laugh at him, some pity him, and some advise him. He ignores people who laugh at him, and he doesn't accept people who sympathize with him. Only those who advised him, he was furious and said, "If you advise me, I will pay tribute. I am too old to be a subject. " However, I don't know that leaders belong to age. Liang Hao won the highest prize at the age of 82, and he didn't live up to the expectations of people with backbone in the world. If I want to be a child, I will be 30 years old. I am willing to work hard. I should be a government assistant and do it with my heart, so that I can be proud of my fat family. It's just that now is the world of discipline. Confucius didn't pass a subject, who said he was talented? If Sancun is a child, he will scribble a few old articles and meet a blind examiner, and he will make a mess and steal a Jinshi in his sleep. Generally, some people worship their students and call them teachers. Tan Tian said, "Who dares to give him a gauze cap to test?" ? More than that, being an official has many shortcomings. The buried officer is made of copper while the iron is hot. If he withdraws, he will dare to say that he is writing. Guan Gong is conscientious, crossing the bridge with eggs, and the boss wants to take advantage of him. Compared with returning to your post according to the hospital's statement, joining the ranks of non-commissioned officers is simply awesome. From your point of view, it is fair to ask questions. In the end, I'm afraid I'll cut off the seeds of greed. I said, "Although this minister is an anvil, he is still young, but he is still expected to turn over a new leaf. He must be impetuous, or he might as well set an example." Let's start without a few years. If you save some money, but change places, you will be fine. If officials in Gong Ke don't get a point, consider it as ten. If you are unlucky and meet a powerful person who has nowhere to start, you can be honest and virtuous, and you must rely on him to help Jinshi. There are so many places with bad records that you can't be an official as a junior. I would rather be an old Confucian all my life, die in front of the prince, and be rich in my teens. How can you stoop, fidget all day and live on Shunqi pills! "Then write a poem, poem:

I have never been qualified to be a courtier, and I only pay attention to the name of the courtier and not to the courtier.

Chu Shifeng's songs are sincere and awesome, and Ye Gonglong is good at seeking truth.

If there is no score in the end, you'd rather wear an old body with a green lining.

Iron inkstone wears heart hero, in the Spring and Autumn Period, it is said that Ping Jin.

In the Han Dynasty, there was a Hou whose surname was Gongsun Minghong. At the age of 50, read Spring and Autumn Annals, and at the age of 60, the countermeasures are the first. Xian Yu later ascended the throne at the age of sixty-one. People thought poetry was open, which is another story.

It is said that fresh Yu Tongzi memorized these eight poems, and his ambition became sharper. But bad luck, look at 50, "Su Xing is still the old Su Qin", and Hungary can't change its mind. In another year, even the quiz will be unfavorable. Every science year, he is the first to stop taking exams, which makes many people hate it. By the sixth year of Tianshun, Xiantong was 57 years old, with all white sideburns, and was crowded in the ranks of the younger generation, talking about literature and art tirelessly. Those young people saw him, or thought he was a monster, and avoided him; Or think it's a joke, just play. This is not a problem.

Said xing' an magistrate of a county, surnamed thorn name encounter, table words. Trainer in Xianju County, Zhejiang Province. Teenagers deserve high prices. What I like is to talk about literature and art and explore ancient and modern times. There's only one problem. I love young people and despise old people, but I am willing to treat them equally. See epigenetic handsome, add meaning to borrow; If they are old and mature, it is ridiculous to treat them as rotten things and call them "ancestors". 1998 During the period of obtaining the provincial examination, the master wrote articles and ordered the county to record subjects. For example, the magistrate of a county will take exams and seal papers for students in the county, and win the first prize from public goods and darkness by his own strength. He was very proud and praised all the Jinshi: "The county won the first volume, and its height is great in wuyue, which is bound to be better than that of Tongxian Jinshi." Everyone obeys orders, but it seems that Emperor Xiandi built an altar to worship the general, but he just doesn't know which famous hero to worship. Compared with the roll call, I saw a man coming out of the crowd and pushing him up. What do you think of this man?

Short and chubby, chubby spleen, half black and half white sideburns, out of date, blue shirt full of holes. You see, I saw it, too. Like a slap in the face. This is not a boast, but a compliment. "Ancestors" are used to talking about today. Don't envy him, don't sigh, many people are old men. You don't need to camp, you don't need to order gear flow to do the case.

The person in charge of this case is none other than a 56-year-old monster and joke named Xian Yutong. The scholars in the hall burst into laughter; Du Dao said, "The ancestors are new, and they are working again. Even Kuaigong blushed with shame and was speechless. For a while, I misread the text. Today, everyone belongs to the destination. How can I regret it? Endure the anger and tear up the test paper at random. Except for the first place, all of them are young and handsome, and some of them still cough with laughter. On the same day, I deleted the public and distributed everything. Gloomily, I returned to the office.

It is said that Hyun-woo was a famous man when he was a teenager. Because he has been in the same place for several years, although his ambition is not gray, he is also the same: Ze disturbs Qu Yuan and suffers alone, and Luoyang season is full of shame. I got the first test case unexpectedly today, and I feel a little excited. You don't necessarily love his words when you take the Taoist exam. If you lose the county case, you will take the imperial examination and enjoy going to the provincial examination. All my friends are reading classics and warming up the backcourt. Only fresh in the past, full of study, playing in the community all day. When others saw it, they all speculated, "I wonder if this old" xianggong "sent his son and grandson to the stadium. People who don't take part in the imperial examination are very laid-back. 1 "If you know that he is a scholar in the imperial examination, you should laugh at him a few times.

On the seventh day of August, the neighbors boasted and welcomed the test officials to the imperial court. At the same time, when I saw Lang Gong of Xing 'an, I mainly recruited Peng Fang as the examiner of The Book of Rites. I have fresh ideas about myself. I am the same as Guan Gong. He has passed my case and will like what I wrote. This time, nine times out of ten. Who knows, he is also a knowledgeable person: "I take a young pupil, and he has a long way to go. If the official works for a few more years, the real estate teacher can rely on him." Those teachers who stay in Confucianism are useless. "He added," I was out of my mind when I was in the scientific research, and I chose the wrong ancestor, so I was very boring in front of everyone. "I beat him again this time, but this is not another joke. I read the paper today, but I did three games cleanly, most of which should be above studying. Don't take him when I get old. Only picking immature tone, messy grammar, crooked CET-4 and CET-6, timid strategy and judgment of paying off debts must be a beginner. Although he is not knowledgeable enough, he has raised one or two subjects in a short time, which is fresh in the same subject. " The juice has been confirmed. If you look at the paper like this, just take a few untidy ones with some pen information and a larger circle and submit them to the master. The director has approved the word "zhong". By August 28th, the principal secretary and the economic offices will remove the number and fill in the list in the Supreme Court. The first volume of The Book of Rites is a student from Xing 'an, Guilin, with a compound surname of Xian and the same name. It's also the 56-year-old monster and laughter. The stabbing man will be surprised. Seeing the thorn male unhappy, the master asked the reason. It is fair to say, "that novelty is old at the same age, and it is the most feared one." It is difficult to subdue the younger generation, I would rather change him. " Sizhitang plaque, the master said:

"This hall is called the Supreme Court. How can it be kept in private, suitable for all ages? Since Gu Longshou returned to the old age, it is also good to inspire the aspirations of scholars all over the world. Therefore, without replacement, the factory was judged as the fifth success, and the public was very helpless. To be exact:

Rao Jun tried his best, but he couldn't move in his life.

I want to take the young Lang and the old monster.

The public mind should not be fresh about "grandfathers" and only choose neat words. It's fresh in the same place, and the words must be neat. How can we counter it? It turns out that Hyun-woo met on the seventh day of August, and nine times out of ten he met an old man. I went back to my apartment and ate several cups of raw food, which hurt my spleen and stomach. Reluctantly enter the arena, thinking about words, having diarrhea for a while, and finishing the article hastily. Two innings and three innings, still like this, very talented, never used a penny.

I don't know how to measure the public and don't want to write neatly, so I actually occupy a high position. "It is also a natural coincidence that life is very Thai." That Xing 'an just won him an award. On the same day, Ming Lu gave a banquet, and in the same year, he ranked first. The examiner in each room is very happy when he meets his favorite pupil, but thorn is unhappy and unhappy. Fresh sympathy for the kindness of building a public twice, the more diligent you are, the lazier you are to delete a public. Try going to Beijing, just playing cards according to the routine, not making a fuss. Next year, also at the fresh age of 58, I will try, first. When I met you and stabbed you, I had nothing to say. I just advised him to choose an official. Fairy has been a scholar for forty years and refuses to be a tribute official. Today, he won a year after having obtained the provincial examination. How can I get promoted and go home to study? The more excited he is. Every time I heard that a scholar could write, I put on paper, ink, pen and inkstone and joined the club. As people play with him, laugh at him, cough him and hate him, they always care. I finished writing, read what everyone did, and returned happily. This is normal.

Time is running out. It's been three years, and it's time to try again. Fresh at the same time, one in 60, although the number of teeth has increased, it is just as good; Day. I will try for the second time in Beijing and have a dream in my apartment. Dreaming that I won Zhengkui, I will try my best to record it, but the following is the Book of Songs written by Ji, not the Book of Rites. Hyun-woo is an old-school scholar, but what if he fails? He couldn't wait for fame and fortune, but he couldn't help believing what he said in his dream, so he changed the book of songs to take the exam. Accidents happen, accidents happen. Build by laying bricks or stones magistrate of a county as an official, go to Beijing, and teach the ritual department to serve in secondary vocational schools. In the same year, he entered the examination room. Naigong didn't know that it was new to transform the classics in the same way, so he thought, "I made a mistake twice and took the novel Ancestor and made the first volume.". Now let me try. He's getting old.

If he wins in the book of rites room again, it will be a lifelong blessing. I don't want to read the Book of Rites now, but the Book of Songs, which is new to "predecessors do my thing whether they are successful or not". Compare the screen signs, please see Five Rooms of Poems and Treasures.

The man thought, "This child is more vivid in the world than his ancestors. I'm sure there is more than one person. I'm not fresh, but I won another old man, but I didn't hide from Leigong and met Pilu! I know, but as long as a teacher stays in Confucianism, the study of Confucian classics will be thorough, and later generations will study four books exclusively, and the study of Confucian classics will be refined. Now we have to sort out the prisoner's classics, but some of them may be influenced by the title of the book. This must be a generation of teenagers. It was announced that the first volume of Wu Bofang ranked tenth.

When I opened the number, I saw a student in Xing 'an, Guilin, with a new surname and the same name, studying the Book of Songs. Just now, he was the 6 1 year-old monster and laughing tool! When I am very angry, my eyes are wide open, like a dying ashes! If I had known this palace was expensive, I would have regretted it. Is male and want to. "The homophones in the world are a dime a dozen, and there is nothing new in Xing 'an, Guilin, and he has always been a book of rites, and somehow changed the Book of Songs. Is it strange? " Wait for him to pay homage and knock on the reason why he changed his scriptures. I just saw it in my dream. I said it again. Naigong sighed and said, "A scholar is a true life, and entering the ground is a true life. Since then, it has been a little thicker than before. I tried, but the exam was fresh. I have to choose the head of the punishments department. Humanity, he was the first in his later years, living in a cold bureau, feeling bored, happy and comfortable for him.

He said that when he retired, he dared to talk nonsense in Zarko yamen. Because he touched the university student Liu Ji in the play, he was found guilty and sent to prison. At that time, officials of the Ministry of Punishment flattered Liu Ji one by one, trying to kill the assassin. However, life is good and convenient, but playing around in the same department is very fresh, stabbing the public and losing money. He also corrected the contract year for him and begged for convenience in various government agencies, so he was given a lighter punishment. The bricklayer thought, "If you plant flowers intentionally, it won't work. If you plant willows unintentionally, it will become cloudy. If you don't take this old protege, you will die today. " Is to thank the fresh in the "ancestor" apartment. My classmate Hyun-woo said, "My protege met my tutor three times. I did a little service today, but I can only answer less imperial examinations. I am a little lucky that I didn't pay 1. " On that day, the teachers and students had a good drink and left. From then on, no matter whether the workers work at home, they will send people to greet them every year, or once or twice, although the salary is meager, the expression is just so.

Time in Chiang Kai-shek, fresh in the same move only in the Ministry, don't think six years, should be promoted to county magistrate. In Beijing, people value his talent and respect his age. The official department is determined to find a good vacancy to push him, which is new to the whole nursing. By chance, Xianju had a letter, and the judge respectfully scolded Lan * * * and Chajia for the boundary of the graveyard. When Chajia lost a servant, Lai deleted his son, killed him and reported his life story to the officials.

Delete worship * * * unable to reason, fled all the way to Yunnan's father's office. The government suspects that Brewer's son has escaped, and his life story is true. He sent snowflakes down to pick people up, and several family members were also imprisoned. Yan's men were startled. Xianyu Tongcha found that Taizhou lacked a magistrate, and it was the central people who wanted this place.

The official departments all know that Taizhou is not a beautiful place. Since it wants to, why not? Will soon be promoted to Taizhou magistrate. Three days after Xian Qian arrived, the Hao family knew that the new guard was a public student, so they came here to discuss the vacancy and settle his dispute. It must be biased. First, let rumors spread in the yamen, but they are fresh in the same place. The grievances of Fang's family members are fresh and ignored. When a spy catches a person and visits a servant, he will succeed. After about two months, the boy got it in Hangzhou, and he was lured to the Great Guard to be tried by the court. His family ran away and didn't hear anything about it. The valet is responsible for checking the house. Members of the family will be released immediately. One day, Tim went to the cemetery to see the border. When the examiner saw that the page had been published, he knew that the lawsuit was empty, fearing that he would lose money on the day of the lawsuit. On the one hand, it is convenient for Yang Dayou to go to the guard, on the other hand, Yang people go to stab their families and are willing to make peace with the grave world. It's no use doing housework. I don't want to make friends. It is rare to keep safe, and the two families will be punished and convinced. Exactly: I'm only worried that there are no mirrors in the classroom, but I'm afraid there are ghosts among the people.

Xian Yu Da Shou wrote a letter and sent a reply to the owner of the house in Yunnan, deleting the joy of the owner and thinking, "Only trees with thorns can get thorns, and trees with peaches and plums can get shade." If the old protege didn't win, it would be difficult for him to make a fortune today. "He wrote a sincere thank-you letter for your marriage and sent his son home to thank him. Fellow traveler Xianyu said: "I was abandoned by the world next year." I was told three times by the respected teacher and got the topic. I am often afraid that I will go to the ravine to report my virtue first. "Elder brother was falsely accused today, should be exposed. Shimonoseki blows with the wind, and the primary school is only a small area. I can only pay less for the teacher's promotion after the provincial examination, and I still owe a lot! " Because Guan Gongzi brokers family affairs, he advised him to study at home, and nothing happened since then.

Xian Gantong was a magistrate in Taizhou for three years and became famous. He was promoted to be a soldier of Huining Road and a humble envoy of Henan Province. He was diligent in his official position, with more energy than a teenager, and was promoted to the governor of Zhejiang. Xian Yu thought: "I acceded to the throne at the age of sixty-one, and I like Confucianism." My career has been smooth sailing and there has never been a storm. " I am honored to be an official who helps Taiwan Province. I have always been diligent and self-directed, and I am irresponsible to the court. Today, it is natural to return. However, the stabbed man has thanked him for his kindness many times, and it may not be effective in the real estate room. "This day will go to his post. It goes without saying that all the way to meet the glory. The next day, I arrived in the capital of Zhejiang. At this time, Bian Gong has also achieved the status of a senator, but he can't be a director because of illness and is at home. I heard about "Grandfather" and the provincial government, but I got a grandson of 12 years old and went to Hangzhou to see him. Although Rougong is a real estate manager, he is less than twenty years old in Gong Yu, Xi 'an. Today, I was at home because I resisted public affairs, and I got an eye disease, which was particularly pitiful. He is 80 years old and healthy as a prime of life. It's time to start politics. It can be seen that development is not a matter of time, and the public sighs a lot. Exactly: pines and cypresses admire peaches, please check the cold branches of that year.

Peter said that after he arrived, Xianyu was planning to send someone to meet Zhang Gong, but when he heard that Zhang Gong was participating in politics, he was greeted by an inverted exhibition and invited him to a private residence to meet teachers and students. Xungong called his 12-year-old grandson, "I've seen grandpa." Business is fresh, "who is this teacher? Justification: "I owe Gong Zu my life. My eldest son was saved in the past. This kind of goodwill is not as good as repetition. Nowadays, happiness is cultivated and shining in our province. His wife died of illness and his eldest son failed in school. Only this grandson, whose name is Jian Wu, is sensitive by nature. He deliberately brought him to trust him, hoping that justice would be fresh in his grandfather's eyes: "I am not an official, but I don't repay my teacher's kindness, so I was forced to come." Today, I owe my teacher a word, asking my grandson to trust me. This is a meeting for my disciples to repay their kindness. I don't want to leave my grandchildren in our office to study with them. Is the teacher not at ease? "Jianyi:" If my grandfather taught me, I would die with my eyes closed! "So I left two examples of books and children's clothes to realize that I was caressing the official's son to study, and I was afraid I wouldn't go. That's very inspiring, and the article is getting better and better. That is, in the autumn of 2008, I learned my way, and I was fresh in recommending prodigies. I studied hard and stayed at the yamen.

Three years later, I have finished my studies. Justice is fresh: "This child can be taken away from Cody, and I can repay the kindness of the teacher." That was Yin Feng's gift of three hundred and twenty to Guan Wu as a writing inkstone. It was sent to Xianju County, Taizhou two days before being stabbed to death, and Xianer died of illness. Suddenly: "What did the teacher say before he died?" Guan Jing * * * said: "My father's last words said that he was unfortunate as a teenager, but he loved the garden less, neglected the old, and occasionally sneaked around and got a grandfather. Later, many young students, from virtuous to foolish, rose and sank, but they all lost their strength and kept watching. My children and grandchildren can't ignore the old people forever! " Xian Gong Yu smiled and said, "Today, XiaGuan thanked the teacher three times. I just want the whole world to know that it is also useful to support the elderly. When you are old, you are not cute or cheap! " Say goodbye to the province, go to the grass and retire. I got a message that I returned to my hometown and I was in the forest. After children and grandchildren, the father of the same school drinks and writes poems. At the end of the eighth year, the eldest grandson of Xianju, Kui, went to Beijing to catch the exam, which happened to be in Xianju County in the middle of the year and also went to Beijing. The two are connected for three generations, and they are also young classmates, studying in the distance. Bibi will try to find out, and the two families congratulate each other in the same year.

Xian Yutong was admitted to the Department at the age of 56 and admitted to the Department at the age of 61. He was an official for twenty-three years, with a golden waist and purple clothes, and three generations of Xi' an. I retired and went home to see Sun's pediatrician. I lived to be 96 years old, 40 years of bad luck. Up to now, people in Zhejiang are willing to study, but they fail in their sixties and seventies, and often arrive late. Later generations have a poem sigh:

Why run for fame? Sooner or later, I will go to heaven.

However, you are not long in your 3000 s.