Tell me an interesting story about your winter and summer vacation homework?

In order to avoid doing winter vacation homework, when school was about to start, I taped slices of meat on my winter vacation homework, sprinkled some broth on it, and let my dog ??chew it up.

After my parents came back, I complained in tears, and the dog was beaten. After school started, my mother went to the teacher to explain why I didn't hand in my homework.