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Speech by Han Fuju

On one occasion, Han Fuju, former chairman of Shandong Province, appeared on the platform of cheeloo university's celebration. Don't speak

It is also majestic and has the appearance of an academic leader; A mouth, nonsense, vulgar. do

The teachers and students in the room were startled. Listen: "Ladies and gentlemen, in your seats:

"How's the weather today? Today is a good day for a speech. Are all the people attending the meeting here? Seems likely

Nine tenths. Hands up if you don't come! Good, everyone is here. You came in large numbers. I'm really

Happy. ..... Today, the two brothers called everyone together and gave a lecture. If the brothers have any problems, we should talk to each other.

Understand, so brothers can't compete with everyone. You are intellectuals, college students, middle school students, international students, you

These rabble are science and chemistry students who know English in seven or eight countries. Dude, I'm even a lout.

China doesn't know English either. ..... you crawled out of the pen container, brother. I climbed out of the butt. today,

Speaking here really makes me feel proud and grateful. Actually, I'm not qualified to talk to you. Let's talk about it

It's like ... it's like ... yeah, it's like casting pearls before swine.

Just as the audience was in distress situation, he made a suggestive narrative:

"I'm not going to talk more today. Let's start with three contours. I'm in favor of the marshal's new life, brother.

Just one,' pedestrians walk on the right' is really inappropriate and confusing. Think about it, pedestrians go to the right.

Who will leave it on the left?

"One more thing, brother, I can't figure it out: foreigners have built embassies in Dongjiaominxiang, Beijing, and they need me.

China's. Why don't we build an embassy in China? After all, China people are too weak.

Yes!

The third outline is about what he saw and heard when he entered school. As for the student basketball game, he publicly accused the general affairs director:

"If it weren't for your corruption, how could the school be so bad? What does it feel like for a dozen people to grab a ball in shorts?

What an ugly look! Come to my mansion tomorrow to get some money and buy more balls, one for each person, so as to save you.

Earn, I rob.

After the "Three Outline" was written, President Han left, but I don't know if "going left" can find his official residence.