Are there any jokes suitable for telling your boyfriend?

My little sister is a sophomore, and when both boys and girls are budding in adolescence, the family is afraid that her puppy love will delay her studies. So I kept a close eye on her. My little sister was not at home that day, and the phone rang. "looking for Zhou XX." A big boy said timidly.

"She is not at home. What's your last name? " I asked quickly.

"Last name is Wei." It's quieter over there.

"Wei what?" I'm pushing my luck a bit.

"Why?" There was an obvious pause, and then "I don't know why, because my father's surname is Wei!" " "

Xiaoming knelt down and begged his classmates to borrow electric toys.

Xiao Ming's mother immediately pulled Xiao Ming up and said, how can a man kneel for a toy?

It doesn't matter. Xiao Ming said with a smile, anyway, he would kneel down and beg me to give it back to him.

Although I just want to be a coolie, I have to dress like a child if I want to find a job in the talent market! You can't make a fool of yourself in public. So I wore a suit and tie, polished my shoes and went on my way. When I arrived at the talent market, I saw a sea of people, which was impenetrable. I didn't squeeze in, thinking, "With my conditions, finding a coolie is also a piece of cake!" " "So I waited and waited, and the sun went down, and no one came to recruit me. It's almost hopeless At this time, a man came quickly, and I quickly adjusted my hair. As long as he asks, I will agree to whatever conditions. He came over and said only one sentence: "Do you want to recruit a coolie? "

Chasing a girl, I met my opponent's competition: I invited her to eat KFC, and my opponent invited her to eat leopard; I took a taxi to take her out to play, and my opponent picked her up in a BMW. I queued up all night to buy her an Iphone4, and my opponent ordered her a SII；. Online. Finally, I couldn't bear to give up, but my rival in love had already dumped her! Tragedy! Tragedy! Even the last step was preempted! ! !