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1. Softness is 1 kind of unfair kindness, which helps others and wronged themselves.

Complaining is a kind of negative energy, just like shooting yourself in the foot, which is bad for others, bad for yourself and useless.

Most mistakes are because you didn't persist, didn't work hard and didn't stay, and then hypnotized yourself that everything is fate.

4. When encountering disgusting things, learn to be calm and calm. The scum in this world is unpredictable.

I never think kindness is a good thing, because you have given others the capital to hurt you, but no one has been tortured by reality from a kind child to a crazy person in his heart.

6. Don't invite too many people into your life. If they can't get into your heart, they will only disturb your life and make it crowded.

7. There are no people who miss it, but passers-by will leave. There is no unfair fate, it is laziness that makes you incompetent.

8. It takes courage to live a life you don't want, and it takes not only courage but also ability to live a life you want.

No amount of money can stop death, no amount of beauty can please the king of hell, and no amount of fame can cross life and death. So don't be too greedy in life and don't live too tired.

10. I like money, because I have never suffered from it, and I don't know its disadvantages, only its advantages. -Zhang Ailing

1 1. The best way to let go of the past is to live in the present. People who often transfer must not get along well now.

12. Those who gossip behind your back and make up stories have only three reasons: they are not up to your level; He doesn't have what you have; Try to imitate your lifestyle.

13. Sometimes a gentle "Never mind" contains the power of "I think Zhong Zhen wants to kill you". So, don't be fooled by superficial phenomena. In fact, everyone else is trying to bear with you.

14. Without economic independence, there is a lack of self-esteem; Without ideological independence, there is a lack of autonomy; Without personality independence, there is a lack of self-confidence.

15. When you step into the society, it's time to collect your personality. Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, and what they heard was a joke.

16. it is better to ask for help than to ask for help. You might as well rely on yourself. Instead of putting down face to please others, it is better to change and live a good life. When you succeed, you are not afraid of the wind and rain; When you are strong, you are not afraid of being bullied.

17. One day you will understand that people can't be too kind, because people can only pick soft persimmons. If everything is generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you. Sometimes you have to have a little temper, and you can't be too gentle and patient with some people. Being too kind will lose your value and dignity.

18. The most disgusting thing in the world is that you see a person's hypocritical side, but others can't. They think she is so beautiful on the surface, and then you become a scheming bitch in the eyes of others.

19. Too kind will be cheated; Too honest will be bullied; If you are too sincere, you will be used; If you are too kind, you will be fooled All this is not your fault, but the human heart is too sinister; All this is not because you are stupid, but because people are too unpredictable.

20. The most disgusting thing in the world is that you see a person's hypocrisy while others don't. They think he is as beautiful as he looks.

2 1. Man, there is nothing to want, nothing to cherish, nothing to know until it is lost, and nothing to know can be recovered.