Song Jiang, an acting school in Yuncheng, pretended to be crazy and sold stupidly.

In April of the second year of Xuanhe, Xia Meng was in Ji Dan, and the heroes of the Water Margin took their seats accordingly. Song Jiang, the star of Tiankui, took the top spot. At this time, Song Gongming should be full of thoughts, all kinds of past events come to mind, full of flavor. There is one thing I really can't bear to look back, but the more it is, the more unforgettable it is. This is my experience of being thrown into Jiangzhou prison because I wrote an anti-poem in Xunyanglou after drinking, in order to get away from playing the fool.

What is the problem of anti-poetry? And look at the original:

Sung river to write, since watching the laughter, and drank a few glasses of wine, feel happy, since the swing, dancing, and picked up a pen, go to see the "Xijiang Moon", and then write four poems, the way is:

My heart is in Shandong, my body is in Wu, and I am floating on the sea.

If he was Ling Yunzhi, dare to laugh at Huang Chao's husband!

After Song Jiang finished writing the poem, he went to the back and wrote a big book with five words: "Written by Jiang." ……

How verve this is! But I didn't expect that it was this drunken anti-poetry that caused big trouble. There was a general named Huang Wenbing in Jiangzhou Wuwei army, who seized the handle of Song Jiang's anti-poetry and reported it to the magistrate Cai Jiu, taking this opportunity to take credit. Cai, the county magistrate, listened and ordered Song Jiang to be arrested and put in prison. It was Taibao Daizong who sent someone. He quickly found Song Jiang and told him that Song lamented that he had been framed by evil spirits for a long time, and Dai proposed a plan to make him pretend to be crazy.

How to install it? Look at the original:

Manager Dai said, "I taught my dear friend to relieve himself. what do you think? If you dare not delay now, I will bring someone back to arrest you. You messed up your hair, spilled urine on the ground and fell in. You are a liar. I come with everyone, and you talk nonsense Just upset. I will personally answer your judge. "

Sung river so grateful, in turn, do it, wait until dai zhong came to catch the scene:

Led the crowd to the copy room, and Pai saw Sung River with her hair hanging freely and rolling in the urine pit. When he met Dai Zong and the official, he said, "Who are you?" Dai Zong pretended to shout, "Catch this fellow!" Song stared at the future, but said in confusion, "I am the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor. My husband taught me to lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers to kill you Jiangzhou people. King Yamaraja is a pioneer, and five generals are followers. Give me a gold seal, more than 800 Jin. Kill a bird like you! " Officials said: "It turned out to be a man who lost his heart. What's the use of taking him? "

Until the court, Song Jiang continued to play the fool, and Cai Jiucai was surprised and angry. After leaving school, Huang Wenbing blew into Cai Jiu's ear and asked him to test whether Sung River was true or not by eating shit. Once again, Cai Jiuzhen used Ye Xiang to test Song Jiang, and Song Gongming endured humiliation, performed realistically, and continued to pretend to be crazy, inviting the class to share "delicious food" to hide people's eyes and ears. In this case, Cai Jiu almost believed that Song Jiang was really crazy.

It can be seen that since ancient times, there is a big market for pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity. Even the hero Song Like Gong Ming had to do this when he was in trouble, even if they "ate Ye Xiang".

Seeing this passage of Water Margin, I unconsciously remembered a short video I watched a while ago:

A truck driver was caught by the traffic police for drunk driving. After getting off the bus, the driver began to jabber in a foreign language he didn't understand. No matter how the traffic police asked him, the response was a jabbering foreign language. ...

What is the result of playing dumb? Will sung river be okay? Can truck drivers escape the punishment of traffic police?

But things will not develop according to people's good wishes.

Look at the ending of Song Jiang. Just when Cai Jiu was almost convinced that Song Jiang was crazy, Huang Wenbing vomited something again, saying that the words in Song Jiang's poems were forceful, and it was only when he got the news that he pretended to be crazy and fooled adults. The next day, Cai Zhiyan questioned the warden and confirmed that Song Jiang was crazy only yesterday. That is to say, he decided to punish Song Jiang and torture him. Song Gongming was taken to court and beaten, convicted by Cai Jiu, and put on death row, saying that he would report to the capital before making a decision.

The truck driver heard the traffic police say, "All right, you're all right, you can go." He immediately replied, "OK, thank you." Suddenly exposed, obediently follow the traffic police back to accept punishment.

Don't pity Song Jiang, and don't laugh at the driver. Playing dumb when encountering difficulties seems to be a necessary skill in the contemporary workplace. Do you often hear "I don't know!" "Never heard of it!" "I won't!" "I don't know, I don't understand!" And so on, many of them are pretending to understand!

What is the reason why it is afraid of taking responsibility! Dare to do it! Try to escape punishment ...

Some people may say that this is a strategy. But the essence is a monologue of self-deception. Everyone woke up, intoxicated with their own scripts, and some people exposed them in public after watching the play. Playing dumb is not only useless, but also adds some jokes.

Song Jiang was finally rescued by Liangshan heroes, and the drunk finally had to accept the punishment he deserved.

At any time, playing the fool is the most negative way, and it is also a prescription that is not only ineffective but also has side effects. Therefore, it is absolutely wrong to pretend to be crazy and sell stupidity under any circumstances.

Supposedly, writing should be over here. But one more word.

As for Song Jiang pretending to be crazy, many people think that it is illogical, does not conform to the overall style of the Water Margin, and is a serious injury to the book. The author is incompetent and disagrees with this. In my opinion, this passage is precisely the genius of this book. Playing the fool reflects the weakness of Song Jiang's character and his passive resistance. Not firm, not revolutionary, which also laid the foundation for later seeking to win over and provided rationality for acceptance.