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Funny zombie movie recommendation

Funny zombie movie recommendation: Mr. Zombie, a Taoist priest, exorcist police, uncle Zombie, zombie.

1, "Mr. Zombie" mainly tells that the rich man's grandfather was ordered by Mr. Feng Shui when his father was buried, and he wanted to pick up the coffin and move it away twenty years later, so he asked the uncle of the local Maoshan master to help him deal with this matter. On the day of lifting the coffin, it was found that Ren's grave was a dragonfly water cave, and there was no sign of corruption in the body for twenty years. In order to make Uncle Jiu suspicious, he transported the coffin to Yizhuang, where he lived.

Later, the old man's body turned into a zombie and he was even killed. Uncle Jiu thought Tingting was in danger and brought it into his home. Two apprentices of Jiu Shu, a literary talent, admired Tingting, so they had an argument with Tingting's cousin. One night, in order to protect Ting, she was injured by a zombie, poisoned by ptomaine, and gradually turned into a zombie. Fortunately, ptomaine can be solved by glutinous rice, but the glutinous rice used to remove ptomaine in Cai Wen contains other miscellaneous rice, so it is invalid.

On the other hand, Huang Qiusheng was also fascinated by the female ghost Xiaoyu. Fortunately, he was saved by Uncle Jiu, who also found that there were miscellaneous rice in glutinous rice, so he chose glutinous rice to cook glutinous rice porridge, which saved his literary talent. Because zombies kill people one after another, which causes people's feelings to rise, the police captain, Uncle Jiu, Cai Wen, Anthony Wong and Tingting work together to eliminate zombies.

2. Taoist Yi Mei mainly tells that Taoist Yi Mei (Ching-Ying Lam) is good at Maoshan Daoism and lives in a small town with his apprentice A Hao (Xiao Haoqin). He kept a little zombie from the Qing Dynasty, and the little zombie often helped him and A Hao. One day, Yimei, a Taoist priest, was invited by people in the neighboring village to catch ghosts, because the plague spread in the neighboring village and zombies appeared from time to time. Taoist Yimei set off with A Hao and the little zombie.

In a neighboring town, a Taoist met a group of nuns, and A Hao played a lot of jokes. Taoist Yimei found that the drinking water sources in neighboring towns were polluted by ptomaine, so he and A Hao searched for water sources together. He found traces of zombies in the basement of the church. Originally, there were western zombies here, but the director of the neighboring township office was surprised to see that the west was asleep and staged a wonderful drama of Chinese magic against western zombies.

3. "Exorcism Police" mainly tells the story of a strange thing happened to the police in the major crimes unit when they were tracking a drug trafficking case. The woman carrying drugs is slow and unreasonable, and seven or eight policemen can't stop her from moving forward. Finally, a runaway truck knocked the woman down. After investigation, the police found that the woman was the daughter of tung ping chau Sanlao, so they asked Sanlao to come and take a statement. In order to take care of the health of three old ladies, Uncle Feng, a policeman from tung ping chau, came to cooperate with the police investigation.

Uncle Feng is a skilled policeman. After seeing the body, he found something strange, and then he wondered if someone was using the body to transport drugs. Feng Shu's old partner knew that the case was serious and asked Feng Shu to investigate. With uncle feng, there are two small policemen who are out of place. They looked at Uncle Feng's niece, so they played a lot of jokes with Uncle Feng. With the deepening of the investigation, the cult drug trafficking organizations hidden behind the scenes gradually surfaced.

4. Uncle Zombie mainly tells: In a remote mountain, a monk lives next door to his neighbor. The monk (afternoon horse) is easygoing and cheerful. One of his female disciples, Jingjing (Loretta Lee), is exquisite and lovely, another is a Taoist priest (Chen You), and another disciple, Le Jia (Qian Jiale), is mischievous. Two masters with different personalities quarreled constantly, each playing his own game, and the two disciples were also funny again and again, with frequent jokes.

One day, a strange funeral procession passed by, and the corpse of a border royal family died and turned into a zombie. Taoist He Qian and the prince escorted the coffin back to Beijing. Heavy rain on the way, the coffin was split by lightning, zombies broke out and killed. Assistant Minister Wu (Yuan Wah) escaped with the prince, but the prince was poisoned by ptomaine. Monks and Taoist priests ordered their disciples to take care of the prince, and they rushed into the Woods to look for Taoist He Qian.

5. "Zombie" mainly tells the story that Xiao Hao (Xiao Haoqin), a famous action movie star in the 1980s, was very popular with Mr. Zombie. Unfortunately, he was old, but he took his belongings and decided to hang himself. Unexpectedly, when his life was dying, he was troubled by a fierce ghost, but he met the last hermit Ayou (Chen You) to meet him.

Xiaohao became curious about the albino boy and Yang Feng (), a woman who often peeped at the entrance of 2442 to eat sacrificial food. Later, he learned from Uncle Yan, the security guard of the building, that a bloody tragedy happened that year, which made Yang Feng () suffer serious mental trauma.

Not long after, Uncle Dong (Richard Ng) in the same building accidentally fell to her death. Uncle Dong's wife Yimei (Zhao Xizheng) asked A Jiu (Zhong Fa), a professional exorcist, to help her come back to life, but it caused an irreparable tragedy. In the end, Xiao Hao and A You once again faced fierce zombie attacks, and had to make every effort to hand over this crazy and bloodthirsty immortal.