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When did the Monkey King fight monsters?

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Wukong and the yellow mink fought a demon battle for 30 rounds, and there was no winner. Later, the Monkey King used splittism to conjure up hundreds of the Monkey King to deal with monsters. Seeing that the demon was about to lose, a yellow wind blew at once, which broke the Monkey King's eyes, and the Monkey King had to back off.

Later, Pig and I went to a yard for the night and were treated by the elders in the village. My eyes recovered the next morning. It turned out that the old man was changed from the patron saint of Galand, and he came to give the Monkey King medicine to cure his eyes.

After his eyes were cured, the Monkey King turned into a mosquito and flew to the fairies' abode of fairies to get information. Know that the yellow wind of the immortals can only be controlled by Ji Ling Bodhisattva.

The Monkey King immediately went to ask Bodhisattva Ji Ling for help. With the help of Bodhisattva Ji Ling, the Monkey King subdued the monster and rescued the Tang Priest.

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In the Liusha River, the monster tried to rob the Tang Priest, and Pig held a nine-toothed rake and fought the monster three times, but he couldn't win. Although Wukong is full of wisdom and tricks, he is also exhausted by Jiang Lang.

Wukong went to see Guanyin, who invited Mu Cha to go with Wukong. Mu Cha called out the monster Jason Wu. Jason Wu made a boat with a skull under its neck, crossed the Tang Priest, crossed the river and took the Western Classics together.

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One day after crossing the Liusha River, the four of them passed by a farmhouse and asked to stay there for one night. This family has three daughters, and the hostess intends to recruit them as sons-in-law, so she persuaded them. Others don't care, only Pig Bajie is stirring in her heart.

At night, when everyone else was resting, the pig went to the hostess to call her mother-in-law, but was teased by her three daughters and tied to a tree to hang herself all night.

I didn't know until early the next morning that several bodhisattvas were testing them. Only Pig Bajie failed the test and needs to be corrected.

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On this day, the Tang Priest and his party came to Wuzhuang Temple, and the temple owner Zi Yuan was absent. Taoist children in the temple presented ginseng fruit, and Tang Priest didn't like ginseng fruit because it looked like a human.

Later, the three brothers Wukong ate ginseng fruit secretly, and a ginseng fruit fell into the ground and disappeared. When the Taoist boy in the pass knew about it, he framed the Tang Priest for hypocrisy, refused to eat it to his face and stole it behind his back. Wukong was furious and smashed the ginseng fruit tree and ran away.

Zhen Yuanzi came back and found out, and he was also furious. He caught up with four disciples, arrested four Tang Taoist priests with the immortal method of "doing Kun in the sleeve", tied them to a post and whipped them. Thanks to the merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva, who came from Lei Yin Island in the west and saved the ginseng fruit tree and four disciples with the spirit water in the jade bottle.

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Wukong couldn't bear to put out the curse and knocked down the tree. Two-way design locks Tang Priest and his disciples into the main hall. Disciples run at night. Zhenyuanzi caught up with Yuntou and returned the robe sleeve to Tang Priest and his party. Master and apprentice escaped again at night.

He was ordered by Zhenyuanzi to bomb Wukong, but Wukong turned himself into a lion and smashed the pot.

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Wukong lived in the fruit tree as a doctor and visited Guanyin, who brought Wukong to revive the fruit tree. Zhenyuanzi held a ginseng fruit party to entertain Guanyin, immortals and Tang Priest, and became brothers with Wukong.

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Tang Priest and his disciples went to Wanzi Mountain to learn Buddhist scriptures in the West. The monster wants to eat the meat of Tang Priest for nothing. He used magic to change the village girl and mother-in-law twice to cheat Tang Priest, and Wukong found out.

Finally, Bai conjured up a white-haired old man, saying that he was looking for relatives, but he was caught by the Monkey King, who had a discerning eye. He ignored the Tang priest's spell and swung a stick to kill the fake old man. White turned into a pile of bones.

Tang Priest accidentally injured the Monkey King three times for no reason, which made Buddhism unbearable. In a rage, he drove Wukong away. Wukong begged and refused, but returned to Huaguoshan temporarily.

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The Monkey King was driven away by the Tang Priest and returned to Huaguo Mountain, where he had not been back for more than 500 years. He saw a dilapidated scene. He was very sad, but found some little monkeys hiding in the forest.

Only after asking him did he know that since the Heaven Palace made a scene 500 years ago, Erlang God set Yamakaji free, some monkeys burned to death, some starved to death, and some ran away, and later hunters came to catch them.

So it was ruined. The Great Sage was very sad to hear that. He told the little monkeys to prepare some gravel to kill many hunters. The Great Sage wanted to do good deeds alone, but he killed many people in an instant. This is really a scam.

Here, the Tang Priest was hungry and asked Bajie for alms, but Bajie suddenly fell asleep. The Tang Priest was hungry and sent Friar Sand to find Pig. It was Huang Paoguai who took the opportunity to bind the Tang Priest.

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The Tang Priest was caught in a cave and suddenly met a woman in the cave. This woman claimed to be the princess of Baoxiangguo, and was taken away by Huang Paoguai thirteen years ago. The princess promised the Tang Priest to save him, but the princess had one request. The princess asked the Tang Priest to send a letter to Bao Xiangguo, so that the king could save him.

Tang Priest agreed to this request and looked forward to the princess's action. The princess persuaded the old demon to let Tang Priest go. The monster refused at first, but later thought it was useless to keep Tang Priest, so he let Tang Priest go. After the Tang Priest left, he took his disciples to Baoxiangguo.

I asked to see the king, gave the letter entrusted by the woman to the king, and explained that the princess had been detained by the monster for many years, indicating that I was entrusted by the princess and asked the king to save people.

The king knew the power of monsters and saw that no one in China could subdue monsters. The king begged Friar Sand, Pig, to save his daughter. Both of them showed their magical powers and promised to fight Huang Paoguai, but they didn't know that Bajie was no match for Huang Paoguai and hid in the grass. Friar Sand was caught in the cave by Huang Paoguai.

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Huang Paoguai turned into a handsome man and went to Baoxiang to visit King Zhang Yue, turning Bei Tang into a tiger. Turned into a Gong 'e in vain, raised a knife to plot against him, and was hit in the back leg. Pig went back to Gaolaozhuang and advised him to find Wukong for nothing. Realizing that he refused, Bajie came down from the mountain and cursed, and was caught back by the monkey.

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