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( 1)

Hu Sanniang was born, a big fat man. I wonder. I just got married in February, just entering August. There must be something fishy in this.

Juyitang's party goes on as usual, and I'm tired of it. I didn't want to go, but the bandit circle was so big that I didn't dare to look up. If I don't go, I have to follow the ceremony. Hey! I'm just a departmental cadre, and my salary in January is only 200 taels of silver. A few days ago, Qin Ming got married, 100. He is a department-level cadre, so it is not good to give less. And I may take care of his brother-in-law Huarong in the future. But think about it, Qin Ming this fellow te shameless, second marriage also make so grand, curse you don't have an asshole.

Hu Sanniang and Wang are both departmental level cadres. They are equal to me. Wang's martial arts are limited, and his character is not so good. I don't think there is much future. I originally meant to give two taels of silver, but it seems that Hu Sanniang is with you AE. Recently, middle-level cadres have to be adjusted. This is a critical moment. I can't bear to let my children get rid of wolves. Give it five taels.

It is said that Zhang Shun's father is dying, and the remaining five taels have to be prepared.

Fortunately, this month, I went down the mountain and got a big ticket. The shanzhai stipulates that I take 10% commission. It is estimated that you can get a bonus of 12 silvers. Pay in advance tomorrow, or you'll have to drink the northwest wind.

Wang's face smiled like a flower, and the more he looked at it, the more disgusting he became. Why did Hu Sanniang marry him? No appearance, no connotation! Hey! The delicious food was arched by the pig.

It was a bit unpleasant at the meeting. Super King and You Ge quarreled again. In fact, there are no differences of principle. Super King said that children look like their father, and you AE said they look like their mother. They always like to compete for such trifles.

The two men were at loggerheads, blushing and thick-necked, like a rooster in heat. Whenever this time was the most annoying, both of them had to let their men say that Lin Chong ran out to vomit on the pretext of being drunk, and Dai Zhong played dumb intermittently. Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang and three brothers support Chao Tianwang, while Huarong, Lu support you AE. Wu Yong is the most cunning guy, saying that his nose is like his father and his eyes are like his mother. It's my turn. Hu Sanniang was furious and picked up a wine bowl and spilled it all over me. Everyone laughed and it was over.

(2)

Wine is really a good thing, it can make people forget their troubles.

Super King drank too much, so did you AE. Two people just blush with shame and thick neck, as if there is no mortal enemy. In a twinkling of an eye, they are like brothers, holding hands and telling the history of revolutionaries. It seems that the boss is really not ordinary people.

Super King said drunkenly, fortunately, my brother informed me in time that the birthday class was robbed, otherwise our brothers would have folded in. You are a great benefactor of the Water Margin, and it's your turn to sit at the top of the list.

You AE repeatedly waved his hand, saying that Jiangzhou had robbed the ceremony of giving alms. If your eldest brother and his younger brother hadn't arrived in time, I'm afraid my younger brother would have been haunted by the sword, and the top spot was still your eldest brother.

These two things have been told for 800 times, and my ears are cocooned. Zhu Wu sneered at them. I don't think the inside story is as simple as the word "friendship"

Wu Yong shook a broken cattail leaf fan that leaked everywhere and murmured, "There are thousands of spacious buildings in Ande, and all the poor people who have made great achievements in the world are as happy as their dead fathers."

I thought, cultural people are so fucking hypocritical. What are we? Robber! I burned down ordinary people's houses, and I killed my wife and children. What are you still doing here? What a pity! But this is not clear. After all, people are leaders. Leaders are naturally hypocritical animals. You AE and Chaotian Wang greet each other's eight ancestors behind their backs every day. Aren't they all brothers when they meet?

Gongsun Sheng, a Taoist, told his family not to drink. This fellow had to drink rice wine, saying that rice wine is a vegetarian wine and does not break the rules. You've done all the killing and arson, and you still care about this little thing. It's boring to want to be a bitch and set up a memorial arch! Seeing that he is also a monk, he is much smarter. He should drink and eat meat. Nobody laughs at him!

(3)

Men in wine fields have three major embarrassments: being drunk pestering their brothers' wives, being drunk pestering their brothers, and being drunk pestering their brothers' wives.

The first sentence is a summary of Lu. It is said that once he was drunk and dragged Lin Chong's wife to talk nonstop, but that was before going up the mountain.

The second sentence was summed up by Zhang Qing. His wife likes to tease other men when she is drunk. Whenever this time, he sits there with a blue face like a radish.

The third sentence was summed up by Song Wu. The woman who pestered him went to the seaside. One of the women was his sister-in-law, and this woman was also killed by him. He never mentioned it himself. Of course, no one dared to ask.

I have never had a similar experience for three reasons: first, I don't have a wife; Second, when I am drunk, I cry with a tree and never hug a woman. Of course, the most important thing is that women don't let me hold them; Third, no woman has ever pestered me after being drunk, even if she is drunk and unconscious, she will wake up immediately when she sees me.

(4)

I found a rule that a man's appearance will affect a woman's capacity for drinking. For example, when I sit next to each other, the women are all female heroes, swinging their sleeves and not getting drunk for a thousand cups. If it were Song Wu, the woman next to me would blush, scream, have a headache and even stumble after drinking two drinks. It's really fucking evil.

Sun Erniang drank too much again, wearing a red skirt around her waist, standing on the bench with one foot, drooling and dragging Song Wu to spell wine. Song Wu didn't drink or drink, and his face flushed bright red. Looks like being handsome is also a burden.

If a woman doesn't fight this thing for three days, she will go to the building to uncover the tiles. This is what Wang Jiaoyu said. Zhang Qing said with a sad face that he often fights, but they are all beaten.

Zhang Qing was unlucky, too. How can she marry such a woman? She dare not take it, she will suffer. If I were you, I would have been slapped by a melon seed with big ears.

(5)

Lin Chong is drinking alone. I used to clink glasses with him. In fact, I don't like his vacillating personality, and he falls when the wind blows.

But everyone is busy, only he is idle. Sometimes two men drink together for no reason.

At this moment, Wang Aihu came over with a sad face. Lin Chong stopped him and asked, Why did you put on a sad face on your wedding day? We don't eat for free. Look at these dishes you've cooked. Did you make a lot of money today?

Wang Dwarf Tiger passively said to Nuo Nuo, don't say that you have made a profit, but you have lost a lot. He received more than 1,000 taels of silver as a gift, and spent 2,200 taels on the banquet alone.

Lin chong said on the table, don't talk nonsense. Food is wild vegetables in the mountains, fish is caught in the lake, and rabbits must be from the mountains. How can you spend so much money without capital?

Lin Chong's voice is a little loud, and someone nearby is watching. Wang put his forefinger to his lips, made a "hush" gesture and said, Today's banquet is hosted by Song Restaurant.

Lin Chong picked up chopsticks with a bang. "No restaurant can charge exorbitant prices."

I poked him in the waist and told him in a low voice that the owner of this restaurant is Song Qing, your brother.

Lin Chong's face looked like a watercolor shop, red, white and blue, and his anger vanished immediately. With a straight face, he began to teach Wang Aihu: Today's banquet is really good. Look how fresh this wild vegetable is. Try this fish soup. It's delicious. This rabbit is carefully cooked at first sight. If you charge you 2200 silver, you will earn,

"That is, that is" Wang left the dwarf tiger with a wry smile.

It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a robber!

(6)

It's late at night, but I still dare not sleep. I'm waiting for you.

After Dan Liang, you never slept in one place for more than two nights. Sometimes he knocks on my door in the middle of the night, sometimes he goes to Huarong Road, sometimes he goes to Songwu Road, and rarely lives in his own house. His house is also evil. Either it caught fire suddenly or it was smashed for no reason. I really don't know what he did in his last life.

I don't mind sleeping here. You never sleep in bed. When he came, he climbed on the beam and said that he often slept when he was a child. I really didn't know he had this hobby. However, when he woke up in the morning, he had been lying on the ground, his face was black and swollen, and his saliva was everywhere.

After getting drunk today, I asked him in public if he would like to sleep here. He said sullenly that he would not come. I knew he would come, because he couldn't come, so he wouldn't come. I have understood.

In the middle of the night, you AE did come, smiling brightly: black guy, didn't you expect it?

Eldest brother was so happy that his younger brother dared not kiss his kindness. I pretended to be surprised and said, You AE, didn't you say you couldn't come?

You AE said with a smile, Sun Tzu's art of war said: emptiness is reality, but emptiness is reality, and ghosts and gods are unpredictable. This is the highest realm of the art of war.

I think either I am too smart or that grandson is too stupid.

I suddenly thought, whenever I think I'm smart, are others playing dumb?

(7)

Wu Yong, a military adviser, said that meeting someone will change your life's destiny, but I deeply agree.

If Lin Chong didn't meet Gao Qiu, he would still be an imperial envoy in Kaifeng, and if he didn't, he would also be a magistrate in Jingluefu.

Fate is really unpredictable! I used to be a prison guard in Jiangzhou. Although I can't make much money, I am also a court official. Get a monthly salary, occasionally take a small bribe to earn some extra money, gamble and drink, and live a happy life. In this way, we will soon be able to live a well-off life with a wife and children. Unfortunately, I met you AE later.

When I first met you AE, I was ecstatic. After living for more than 20 years, I finally met someone uglier than me. You AE is short and thick. At first glance, he looks like a black eggplant, but he is generous. He gave me several hundred taels of silver before and after. Of course, I didn't collect it for nothing. He doesn't have to kill bullies, he doesn't have to do manual labor, and he can go in and out of prison at will.

What I never expected was that this fellow actually wrote an anti-poem after drinking. In fact, there is nothing wrong with anti-poetry. Every man has a Zhao counter-plot in his heart. It is common to scold the imperial court after getting drunk, but it is absolutely wrong to write anti-poems on Xunyang Building. That's a cooperative unit designated by the state, and all the people who come and go are officialdom. This is not a tiger with meat, but picking up girls in Hongyi Building!

If there is a problem, there is a problem. You fucking sign it, you sign it. If you sign it, it's still your real name. There's really nothing to find!

As a result, he was arrested and interrogated. This fellow pretends to be crazy, eats shit like steamed bread, almost muddles through, and can't hold back at the critical moment. From stealing my neighbor's eggplant when I was a child to peeking at a woman taking a bath when I grew up, he confessed everything, including sending me money. What a pity that pile of shit!

I didn't know much about the law at that time. I thought a few hundred taels of silver would lose my head. As soon as my brain gets hot, I just turn my face. Later, I learned that the court had a policy that corrupt criminals would not be sentenced to death, and my intestines were remorseful.

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