Flirting girls humorous topics

1. Believe me that I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why is he not the happiest person? Because I have you, I am the happiest person! 2. Can I ask for directions? where you go? Go to your heart. 3. I have a toothache recently. Why does the tooth hurt? Because the feeling towards you is so sweet, I have cavities. 4. Can you lend me a dollar? Why borrow money? I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met a girl I like. 5. Is your father a thief? no. But he stole the bright stars and put them in your eyes. 6. You must be very tired today, right? Why do you say I'm tired? Because you have been running in my heart all day. 7. Can I see the labels on your clothes? What are you doing? , Want to see if you are made in heaven? 8. I hope you know CPR. Why? Because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe. 9. Miss, you stole my thing! What? My heart has been taken away by you! 10. There must be something wrong with my eyes. Why? Because I can't take my eyes off you. Humorous Topics to Flirt with Girls 2 1. Question: How would you react if you drink ten bottles of beer? Answer: Let them come up again. 2. Question: To be honest, how many members of the opposite sex have you kissed? Answer: I haven’t kept statistics, but for every kiss, I write it down on a card. …these cards make four decks of poker. 3. Question: Both lovers are on QQ, but they have not spoken for 10 minutes. Why? Answer: Because the boss is nearby. 4. Question: If you had 1,200 yuan, what car would you buy? Answer: Buy a chess set with four rooks! Four BMWs will also be given away. 5. Question: If you had to give up one of the pets you had for 10 years and the lover you had been dating for 1 week, which one would you choose? Answer: I would give up my pet and give it to my lover. 6. Question: What car do you think is the coolest car to use for a wedding? Answer: The Bugatti Veyron leads the way, the Aston Martin takes the camera, the Zeppelin DS8 escorts, and the bride and groom ride donkeys. 7. Question: Are you flirty? Answer: Others use exclamation points to say that I am a philanderer. 8. Question: What should you do if you go on a blind date and the girl opposite smiles and a piece of pink falls on her face? Answer: You are so polite, you gave me food for the first time we met. 9. Question: When you are taking a bus, the person behind you suddenly looks at you and vomits. What should you do? Answer: The concentration is really good! Most people faint immediately when they see me. 10. Question: Xiao Longnu can not see Yang Guo for seven years, can you? Answer: I can never see Yang Guo for the rest of my life. Humorous Topic for Flirting with Girls 3. 1. Probably the hardest thing in the world is to see you and you can’t help it. 2. You are a liar because you are much prettier than in the photo. 3. To be honest, you are not suitable to be my girlfriend. You are more suitable to be my wife. 4. Based on your appearance, you can only get top three in a beauty pageant. 5. Maybe I am the lucky one in the legend. In the vast sea of ??people, I can meet you. 6. Do you like snakes or dogs? I will know if it is because I am a dog. 7. You don’t have to worry about whether we are compatible, I am versatile. 8. Just thinking about talking to you makes me laugh like an idiot. 9. I heard that the person you love is an unparalleled hero. I am not an unparalleled hero, but I will cover you with a quilt. 10. You are different, you are my next life. 11. I want to roll around in the Milky Way and confess my love with stars on my skirt. 12. I want to crawl into your ear and whisper love words on a rainy evening. 13. Regardless of this life or the next life, all I want is you. 14. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos. 15. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight? 16. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way. 17. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you. 18. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. 19. The way you eat is so cute. Have you practiced? 20. I want to taste you bit by bit starting from my fingertips. 21. You were in my heart when you were thin, but later you became fat and you were stuck in there and couldn’t get out. 22. I don’t want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be your perfect ending.

23. When did you start liking me? have no idea. It's just that one day you wake up and see that all the men and women around you are your love rivals. I knew I was hopeless! 24. I just hope that this world can be very small, so small that I can see you as soon as I turn around. 25. Who do you think you are? My other half? ridiculous! You are my everything! 26. How many times have I told you to be careful and not go out at night, but you just don’t listen. No, it came into my dream again last night, making me unwilling to wake up! 27. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I would miss you all the time. 28. I think we are really not suitable as lovers. Will you be my wife? 29. There are rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that they are not rumors. 30. I want to sleep. Please come to my dream tonight. I haven’t seen you for a long time and I miss you a little.