Seek the lines of Peisi Chen's sketch "Mutton kebabs".

Ah: mutton kebabs! ! ! ! ! ! Movie star, try our buddy's kebab. What a stingy guy!

Have a taste! Kebabs! ! ! ! ! Master passing by, try our kebabs! Look at that.

No: I don't think the color of meat is right, do you?

Ah: This is the best meat and the best seasoning.

No: Do you have a license?

Ah: Whether you have a license or not, you are guaranteed to eat one string and think of two strings, and eat two strings and think of ten strings. Stand up, your size.

Eat twenty skewers in a yard. Come on, you say, bake as much as you want.

No: Let me ask you, do you have a license?

Ah: I'm not talking about grinding with me. If you want to eat, buy it, and if you don't want to buy it, leave! !

No: Cough (see table)

Ah: Oh, I didn't see you, big brother.

No: Ah, who am I talking to?

Ah: I didn't see you wearing this hoop.

No: I just transferred. Today is my first day at work. I hope you can cooperate with me.

Ah: I will certainly cooperate. Ah, I see. What are your weaknesses?

No. Do you have a driver's license?

Ah: (whispering)

No: I can't hear you. Speak louder. Ouch! ! You say it out loud

Ah: You can't say it out loud.

No: ah, you are operating without a license.

Ah: Haha, as long as you know.

Failure to (tear) is a fine of 20 according to the regulations.

Ah: Big Brother, you mean killing tickets? Where can I get 20 pounds from you?

No: It's a rule.

Ah: This stall is not mine.

No: Whose?

Ah: My brother.

No: What's your brother's name?

Ah: I look after my brothers' stalls for others.

No: then you have to pay a fine.

Ah: no, master, I'm just a few hairs. I've just laid the stall, so I'll show you, except this box.

I really have no cigarettes. Do you want a cigarette?

No: I don't smoke.

Ah: Calm down.

No: I can't smoke.

Ah: no? This box of cigarettes is for you. Won't you smoke one? This is a good cigarette.

No: Big Red Nine.

Ah: it's not easy to buy

No: yes.

Ah: How much do you want?

No: This is openly bribing managers in public, with a first-class fine of 40.

Ah: (collecting cigarettes) That's not true. Forget it, this fine is doubled in 40 yuan. Where can I make up for this 40 yuan?

(Pretending to cry) Do you think it's easy for me to be in my forties? I-I provoked no one when I first set up a stall, and I never hit anyone.

I'm unlucky.

No: OK, OK, is this your first time?

Ah: Yes, this is my first time. I even repaired my shoes this morning.

No: close the stall quickly.

Ah: close the stall.

No: Let me watch it again.

Ah: Can't you double the fine?

No, you should leave quickly.

Ah: Right away.

No: Let me see you again.

Ah: You double the fine.

No: Let's go.

Ah: Go, go, go, go your way (flick your fingers).

No: What did you say?

Ah: I'll go right away. Where are you going? Is it that easy? Blow me away, hey hey, you are still young! !