The play of six people should be concise (funny)

Mai Mai found it for you. The play is as follows:

Today we are going to tell the story of The Journey to the West. We are telling the story of four monks who went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.

(background music: high mountains and flowing water. A cross knee)

B: Master, are you still sleeping there?

A: Nonsense, this is called concentration.

B: Master, there are no outsiders.

A: Come on, Wukong, what's the matter?

(Turn off the music and button your toes)

Master, we are short of hands when we go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures.

A: How many do you want in Journey to the West?

Four, but if we add pigs that can only eat, we only have three.

A: Then go out and set the table to recruit people.

B: Dude, you don't know. Recently, the government has been keeping a close eye on it, and it is not easy to get mixed up on the road. It's hard to find a messenger.

A: Huh? Director, there is no such word.

Oh, sorry. I just came from water margin and accidentally crossed my words.

What are you doing? You must be a walk-on professional I hate people with no technical content like you. Otherwise, I will always play the master and you will always play the apprentice! This is the gap

I was wrong. We never. Master, set the table, but we don't have a table.

A: No, just buy it. I have to teach you. Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey or kicked by a donkey?

Master, aren't we bankrupt?

A: No money? Call Bajie and ask the master to teach you a trick.

Act ii

E: In order to buy a table, the master and apprentice came to the most expensive shop in Chang 'an.

(When three people walk into a shop, C is in charge of eating and doesn't speak. )

A: This is it.

B: Chemuzhai, master, this is expensive. This is a thief's shop. We only have 23 yuan.

You wait outside.

Boss, how much is this table?

E: Master has a good eye. 180 yuan, authentic Yangzhou. Do you want it?

Let me have a look first. ...

E: Don't look. Everything is fine. I'll give you a discount 170 yuan.

A: It's also called discount.

E: Hehe, ok. 140 yuan. How about this time?

A: Hahahaha, I laugh.

What are you laughing at? Is it too expensive?

No, it's much more expensive. It's like drawing blood with a pump.

E: It's not that exaggerated. Considering that you are a local, 120 yuan.

A: ... (Meditation)

E: You're not too expensive, are you? I can only earn you a few dollars at most.

A: No, I didn't say expensive. This table is worth the price.

E: You really have sunshine. Buy it quickly.

This table is very good, but the money in my pocket is limited.

E: Then how much money do you have in your pocket?

A: 90 yuan

Oh, my God, you're kidding. You're gonna kill me. Add 10 yuan.

A: No, I want to give you 120 yuan, but there's nothing I can do.

E: Well, make friends and forget about 90 yuan.

A: I won't give you a:90 yuan. I'll keep the fare 10.

E: the fare? What does this have to do with you buying a table?

Of course, I come from a far, far place. I have to go back by coach. Ticket price 10 yuan.

E: You're lying.

A: I haven't lied to anyone since I was eighteen, believe me. Look at my expression, how sincere.

E: Although I can't see your sincerity, I admit that I have lost it. You can count on 80 yuan.

A: Wait, I have to add that I haven't had breakfast yet. I'm hungry.

E: You! ! God, you've gone too far. You are playing tricks.

A: Believe me, I am sincere. If I don't eat again, I will faint in front of you.

I'm unlucky to meet a slick like you. But you really went too far. One minute you have to take a bus, and the next you have to have breakfast. Do you mean to say that you are thirsty and want to drink later?

You underestimated me. Believe me, I don't want any more.

E: Believe you? the last time

Yes, believe me.

E: Well, cheer up, 70 yuan.

I'll give you the money right away.

E: Hurry up.

A: Wait, there seems to be something wrong with the color here.

Einstein: No, it isn't. It's matte. It was done on purpose. This is called fashion.

Really? It looks like an old table. It's weird.

Einstein: What? It doesn't matter if you insult me. Please don't insult my desk. This is the real thing.

A: ... (Meditation)

E: Well, I'll show you my order ... You see, the purchase date was last week, and the buyer was Yangzhou Taihe Factory. How can this be an old table?

Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood, but ... Oh, my God, the price: 20 yuan.

Oh, no, no. This is the price before tax. Cost per sheet after tax, 40 yuan.

You are lying. Do you think I'm a fool? This is the VAT invoice, which is the price after tax payment. These pants are only worth 20 yuan, but you ...

Einstein: Hey, hey ... Do you want to do business? You know, I rent hundreds of facades every day. What do I eat if I don't make money?

A: In broad daylight, Lang Lang Gan Kun, your heart is too dark.

E: Hey, hey, what about 30 yuan? My good brother, let me make some money.

Money is a piece of cake. It's just that your behavior makes me angry. You have deeply hurt a consumer's heart.

E: It's that serious.

A: Don't you think cheating is not serious? If this continues, it is fraud and crime.

E: my god, it's so exaggerated. In this way, if you put out the fire, I'll sell it to you for 25 yuan and make five dollars.

A: What? 25 means 250. You look down on me.

No, no, only 24 years old.

A: There is a 4, which means "death". Bad luck. I am superstitious.

E: Oh, my God. Is there anything wrong with 23?

All right, deal.

(b, c) At this time, just do some actions to stimulate tension according to the language. )

C: Master, you are great. Help me buy something to eat.

Act iii

E: Everything except the east wind.

(Set the table for people, with A, B and C sitting in the back)

C: Master, there's no one here. I'll go back to eat first.

A: Please sit down.

(Ding is very anxious and walks to the table with a strange expression. A and B saw the treasure, and C continued to eat. )

D: sorry ...

A: Don't be embarrassed.

D: no.

Yes, here it is.

D: no.

Yes, the Buddhist quartet needs you.

(Ding feels embarrassed, and the hooligan wants to leave. )

What's the matter with you?

D: I want to ask how to get to the toilet.

Why didn't you tell me? I'll take you there.

D: No, I can go with you when I go back to change my pants.

This is an interesting play. You can adjust your role according to the number of participants. I hope I can help you.

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