What are the funny and memorable jokes and brain teasers of Super Leng Yan?

1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

3. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

4. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

5. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

10. Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

1 1. Q: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

12. Question: What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit.

Reason: Xiao Bai Er

13. Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

14. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

15. A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? -Chocolate beans (encouraged by pigs) 16. Who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director

17. What kind of person will appear after death? ● The characters in the movie

18. What hat can't I wear? ● Nut

19. What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note

20. What is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right ear

2 1. What water can never be used up? ● Tears

22. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet

23. The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short.

24. Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is penguin.

25. What English letters do people like to listen to best? ● CD

26. What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.

27. The angrier, the bigger the thing. ● Temper

28. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic flowers

29. Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Chang 'e loves rabbit meat.

30. Where is the narrowest road? The road to go is very narrow.

3 1. What's the name of farting before death? ● Unique voice

32. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ● In the toilet.

What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety island on the road

34. Where is the safest place when the earth explodes? ● Hell

35. A group of henpecked men got together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why? Low frighten fainted.

36. There is a newborn baby. The two children were born on the same day in the same year, with the same parents, but not twins. Is it possible? Maybe, they are triplets.

37. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes

38. A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? This is a veterinary hospital.

39. In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points of ice.