What's funny or funny?

1. When a hungry wolf was looking for food, he heard a woman training her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn and sighed, liar, women are liars! %D%A 2。 A prisoner was shot. Because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot of %D%A was fired ... the third shot ... At this moment, the prisoner cried: Brother, strangle me, it's really fucking scary! %D%A 3。 An old lady said with tears after watching the black 100-meter race, how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot by the gun %D%A, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them! %D%A 4。 Mr. Huang loves revolution. In memory of the Red Army, he named his son Jun. One day, he took his son to class and saw that the No.8 bus stopped. He shouted to his son, Run Huang Jun, the No.8 bus is coming! ~ ~% d% a5。 A little bear went to the mountains to start a business. The farmer gave him a sickle and the carpenter gave him a hammer. Little bear came to the mountain and met a tiger. He was so scared that he raised his sickle and hammer on his head. The tiger said, I didn't see it. You are still party member! %D%A Your father and your mother have a son. He is neither your brother nor your brother. Who is he? "Chu Yang gave his classmates a brain teaser, and Chu Yang thought for a long time and didn't come up with the answer. After coming home from school, Chu Yang hedged his grandfather and said, "Grandpa, I'll give you a brain teaser: your father and your mother have a son. He is neither your brother nor your younger brother. Who is he? " "This is not simple, it is' me'!" Grandpa replied. At school the next day, Chu Yang proudly said to his classmates, "I finally came up with the answer to yesterday's brain teaser. My father and mother gave birth to a son. He is neither my brother nor my brother. He's my grandfather! "