Happy moment: Boy, can you stop stepping on shit?

1. The young man went up the mountain to find the old Zen master: "Master, my life is a failure. What should I do?" The old Zen master said: "If you move a tree to death, people will live if you move it. You can go out and go far away." In a place like South America, your life will turn around. "Young man: "Really?" Old Zen Master: "It will turn around in Europe." 2. A buddy is here. While waiting for the bus at the station, a girl kept staring at him and smiling. He knew that he was handsome and had caught the girl's attention, so he walked around in circles a few times. The girl opposite smiled brighter and brighter, and the buddy started pacing on the spot even more energetically when he saw it. At this time, an aunt said to her buddy: "Young man, can you stop stepping on dog poop?"

3. I remember that when I was in high school, I had a quarrel with my classmate. We ignored each other during class. Suddenly, my phone received a text message from my deskmate: Sorry. I was immediately moved, and just as I was about to reply to his text message, my deskmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher, he is playing with his mobile phone in class!"

4. Xiaoqiang's friend asked him to borrow money, but he didn't know how much Xiaoqiang was willing to borrow. Xiaoqiang After hearing this, he stretched out his hand and said nothing. "Fifty thousand?" "Xiaoqiang shook his head. His friend asked again: "Five thousand? "Xiaoqiang still shook his head. His friend said disappointedly: "Five hundred? Is it too little? Xiaoqiang shook his hand impatiently and said, "Look clearly, there is nothing in my hand!" ”

5. The couple divorced and fought over the child. The wife said: The child born from my belly belongs to me of course. The husband said: It’s a joke. Can the money from the ATM be returned to the ATM? It's not whoever inserts the card. The judge fainted on the spot, and even the lawyer admired it. The wife then said: If the money comes out, do you want it?