Introduce a joke, or not repeat it.

A blind beggar was begging in the street wearing sunglasses. A drunk came up and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred dollars. After a long walk, the drunk turned around and saw that the blind man was distinguishing the authenticity of a hundred-dollar imitation. The drunk came over and took the money back and said, "You fucking don't want to live, how dare you lie to me!" " The blind beggar said with a look of injustice, "eldest brother, I'll look here for my friend." He was blind and went to the toilet, but I was actually dumb. "Oh, yes." So the drunk dropped the money and staggered away. A woman trembled when she met a robber and said, "I just graduated from X school and haven't found a job yet." I really have no money. " 3. A woman trembled when she met a robber and said, "I'm from X school. I just graduated and haven't found a job yet. I really have no money. " After listening to this, the robber even shouted, "Sister, I'm from X school, too. You should bring your student ID card. It's still school x that is robbed in front. Don't worry, I will never rob my own people! " A woman was shaking when she met a robber and said, "I'm from X school. I just graduated and haven't found a job yet. I really have no money. " After listening to this, the robber even shouted, "Sister, I'm from X school, too. You should bring your student ID card. It's still school x that is robbed in front. Don't worry, I will never rob my own people! " A woman met a robber and said with trepidation, "I'm from X school. I just graduated and haven't found a job yet. I really have no money. " After listening to this, the robber even shouted, "Sister, I'm from X school, too. You should bring your student ID card. It's still school x that is robbed in front. Don't worry, I will never rob my own people! " One day, a mother-in-law took a bus. She doesn't know the way halfway. She spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this? Driver: This is my ass. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle burst into tears: that year, I fell asleep and the cat climbed the tree. Later, there was an owl. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle burst into tears: that year, I fell asleep and the cat climbed the tree. Later, there was an owl. 9 The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle burst into tears: that year, I was asleep and the cat climbed the tree. Later, there was an owl. 10 Once upon a time, a man named A Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, A Shuang's family cried with tears: Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang. A passerby passed by here, and the passerby didn't understand: everyone is dead, you are cool. Hearing this question, A Shuang's family felt even more distressed: Shuang, ... cool, cool, cool, cool, dead ... cold 1 1 A woman can't get married because of her small breasts. One day, the blind date said to a man, "I have small breasts." Don't you like it? " The man said, "Is it as big as steamed bread?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber and knelt in front of the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, Wang Zi steamed bread!" " "Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts? "The man said," Is it as big as a peach? "That woman is right! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt on one knee and shouted at the sky, "Oh, my God, cherries are peaches, too?" " ! ! !" Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said, "Is it as big as an orange?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down to the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, kumquat?" ! ! ! "Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts? "The man said," Is it as big as an egg? "That woman is right! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt on one knee and shouted at the sky, "Oh, my God, poached eggs? ! ! ! "12 when riding a motorcycle, a person likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buckle his back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... 13 A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University! 14 A woman was on the train, her period came, and there was no place to return the sanitary napkin ... In desperation, she opened the window and went out! Just hit a farmer's face, and the farmer touched his face and said after reading it. I use a fork. .. the train is fast. If I get another piece of paper, I'll be covered in blood! ! ! ! 15. When I was still in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in summer. I can't stand the itch in class, but I can't reach in and scratch. I can't stand it! It's killing me After class, I stole a box of cool oil from my deskmate (girl) and ran to the toilet. I regretted it after putting it on-DD stood up and said nothing! I can't stop without clothes in summer, so I have to bend down and move back to the classroom, sit down and lean on the desk and dare not move. Cool oil smells so bad that my deskmate snapped, You stole my cool oil? Where did you wipe it? ! I wish I was dead! 16 When I was in high school, I woke up at home at noon and ate two oranges. After eating the yellow on my finger, I went straight to school without washing my hands. When I was with my classmates in the afternoon, one of them said, "Why are you so disgusting? You wipe your fingers with shit! " "I said, it's not shit, it's oranges at noon." Then I shook my finger. Two days later, it will be miserable. The whole school knows that a classmate in our school wiped his ass with his fingers after taking a shit, and repeatedly said that his fingers smelled of oranges when he was dry. I was in a hurry when I was eating in the hotel, the waiter said enthusiastically; There is no toilet in our hotel. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you have eaten. One day, a female friend of mine came to me and said, "I'm depressed. My blood is bleeding." "Blood collapse?" I asked. "The amount of menstruation is so large!" Answer. Oh, as a man, of course I don't know what a bloody collapse is. There are two flowers, one for each table. A few days later, my boss who hadn't given me a raise for several years suddenly gave me a raise. I sat in my office, smiling with a paycheck, and said, "I feel that I haven't had my period for several months, and today I suddenly have a bloody collapse." When I looked up, the whole office was staring at me. . . 19 A man passed by the cemetery at night and saw a fire, thinking it was a ghost fire, so he threw a brick and the fire moved to another grave. The man had another brick, so he heard it? ***? I can't even shit. I can buy 20 yuan for a cigarette. A new shop assistant is memorizing everything. An old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The clerk said, "I'll charge you xx yuan and I'll give you xx yuan. Do you need a straw? The old lady suddenly fainted ... 21fire truck One afternoon, it was raining heavily, and Kyle and the handsome boy were on the road. As a result, three or four fire engines passed by Kyle asked, "it's raining so hard, how can there be a fire?" What is the fire truck doing outside? " Handsome replied: "Silly! You don't understand ... it's out drinking water! "Mark climbed over the wall out of school and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked, "Why don't you enter the school gate?" Answer: "Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road." The headmaster asked again, "How can such a high wall be turned out?" He pointed to his trousers and said, "Li Ning, anything is possible." The headmaster asked again, "What's it like to climb over the wall?" He pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, it feels like flying." The next day he entered the school from the main entrance. The headmaster asked, "Why don't you climb over the wall?" He said, "Anta, I choose, I like it. "On the third day, he dressed up as a gangster, and the principal said," You can't wear a gangster! " He said, "You are what you wear, Mason costume. "On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The headmaster said, "You can't wear a vest to school." He said, "Dude, it's nice to be simple, attenborough clothes. Say, "I want to remember you." "He said," Why? " The headmaster said, "M-Zone, I am the owner of my site. "There is a person with a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital and said to the doctor, "I pull everything, eat watermelon, eat cucumber and pull cucumber!" "The doctor thought about it and said to him," I think you have to eat shit! " A wolf caught a chicken and was plucking its hair by the river when a hunter came. The wolf quickly threw the chicken into the river. The hunter asked the wolf what he was doing with a gun. The wolf said: Brother Chicken went swimming, and I was helping him look after his clothes ~! ... okay?

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