Make up an interesting joke

One day, Xiao Ming's teacher asked them how much 1 1 was equal. Xiao Ming said they didn't know. The teacher told them to go home and ask their parents. Xiao Ming asked Grandpa, "Grandpa, what is 1 1?" Grandpa was cooking, so he said, "It's fried." . Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad is reading a magazine, just say Obama. Xiaoming went to ask his brother again. He was taking a bath, so he said, "That's cool." . Xiaoming went to ask his sister again. She was about to go out on a date and said, "honey, let's go."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, did you ask your parents? Xiao Ming asked confidently. The teacher asked her, "Xiao Ming, what is 1 1?" Xiao Ming said, "It's burnt." The teacher asked, "Who taught you?" Xiao Ming said, "Obama." The teacher said you should stand in the back.

After class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How do you feel?" Xiao Ming said, "That's cool." The teacher was very angry, and you went to the office with me. Xiao Ming said, "honey, let's go."