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People in Shenzhen have cocoons in their throats.
How many years have I been in Shenzhen? I'm embarrassed to say it myself. I told a terrible joke. I only said where I lived for the past ten years.
It is a bit exaggerated to say that the last decade will not be until next year. After all, 165438+ 10 month. When I moved to this place, someone had just taken over a storefront development gallery downstairs. The hair salon is called the power house, the kind of professional haircut. There is no such thing as 7788. I live on the fifth floor of the same building. To be sure, over the years, every time I have a haircut, I have been in a dynamic room. I am familiar with it. I have short hair, three times a month and once in 20 yuan. I can't shake it. Besides, I have the habit of cutting my hair. I don't want to wash my hair in the barber shop. After I cut it, I went upstairs and went home to wash it myself. This is probably the main reason why I have been insisting on cutting my hair in the dynamic room for so many years.
The outbreak of the epidemic this year has affected my work. I decided to leave Shenzhen and go back to my hometown. The last haircut was in the power room. The plane ticket was on the afternoon of March 30th, and the haircut was advanced. The time is the afternoon of March 28th. My last chat with my boss was very interesting.
I said, you may be the last time to cut my hair.
The boss heard that I was going back to my hometown before, and it was not particularly unexpected. He said: Time flies, we have known each other for almost ten years.
I said: three times a month, each time in 20 yuan, one month in 60 yuan, one year in 720 yuan, ten years …
I was taken aback. It costs more than 6000 yuan to get a haircut in recent years.
The boss said: You helped me pay the store rent for one month.
I also know that his monthly rent is 6000 yuan. Because of the epidemic, he closed the store for two months and asked the landlord to reduce it. The landlord did not agree.
He also knows that my rent is 1200 yuan per month. He said: You contributed one third of your landlord's mortgage.
I don't have any idea, just a haircut costs more than 6,000 yuan, the rent is 65,438+10,000 yuan, and there are food, clothing, transportation, water and electricity, property management, gas and telephone charges …
Shenzhen, it's not that I didn't make money, but my pocket is still empty. All the money was earned by others.
The epidemic is a good reason. I can only choose to sing a song "Shajiabang" Scene 5: Retreat.
My uncle's family came back from Dongguan, Guangdong two days ago. The reason is that their factory is closed now, so a family of three is forced to go home. On Sunday evening, my uncle called me and asked me if I could find a job for my cousin in Hanzhong. After all, my little cousin is in his twenties and hasn't got married yet. If he has no income now, there is no hope of marrying a wife.
I remember when my uncle came home and sat down to chat with him last year, he also said that maybe his family could get more money in the company this year, because their factory is a lamp factory, and now there are more than 1000 employees in two factories. He said that the factory might move to Vietnam, but his family didn't want to. Because they have worked in this factory for seven or eight years, the contract will not end until 202 1. So according to the labor law, if they don't want to go to Vietnam, the company should compensate them for a dispatch fee. My uncle said that the three of them would probably get more than 40 thousand.
I don't know. It's only been a few days. At the end of February, my uncle was asked if they could return to work soon. Now they are on vacation before the end of April. It's changing really fast. It is said that many enterprises in Guangdong are engaged in foreign trade now, so now a batch of factories are on holiday, and now they can't find jobs at all. They have worked hard at the gate of the company for a whole day. They are all full and want to go home.
Because many people who work in Guangdong are renting houses, and many families there have many houses for rent, there has been a wave of rent withdrawal in Guangdong recently. My uncle said that their factory is not bad, and they will have a holiday after paying everyone's salary. Some factories haven't paid wages yet, and many people can only pay wages in dormitories or rented houses all day.
I looked at it this morning. The global epidemic situation is getting more and more serious, especially in developed countries such as Europe and America. At present, it is fortunate that the epidemic will end in June. The factory in Guangdong is likely to have a holiday for a few months, but my uncle said that everyone can understand, because the factory doesn't want this, but in difficult times, everyone can't bear it, so my uncle immediately contracted more than 20 acres of land after returning to China, and he was busy planting corn these two days! Besides, Lao Zhang has another trick. You can ask your cousin to come to the city to deliver food first, and then change it when you find a suitable job. I don't know what you think.
If Shenzhen does not solve the problem of high housing prices, there will be no road, and even if there is one, it will be a dead end. Without grassroots migrant workers to build cities, senior intellectuals and fresh blood to enter Shenzhen and expand blood circulation, can local old households or existing so-called talents in Shenzhen support Shenzhen's future development? Think about it, is it possible?
Shenzhen 1998, there was a wave of returning home in 2008. The first two were related to the financial crisis. This time, many people said it was an epidemic. In fact, epidemic disease is only one of the factors. Before the outbreak, there was a large-scale wave of returning home in Shenzhen, including last year, many people who worked in Shenzhen returned home one after another and never went to Shenzhen again. And then even. There are several reasons:
1, the overall economic downturn. In fact, throughout the country and the world, the economy has been depressed in the past two years, and your income and mine have been declining. The whole social environment is like this, and Shenzhen is hard to avoid. Economy will inevitably affect the income of ordinary people, including working grass-roots workers. Because the benefits of enterprises are not very good and wages are reduced, people feel that the work they do is not proportional to their income, so they naturally don't want to continue working and choose to go home.
The cost of living is too high. The expenses here include basic living security, eating and drinking Lazar, and rent. In Shenzhen, the rent for a village of several hundred yuan is almost impossible to find. What's more, with the continuous urbanization of Shenzhen, the houses in the deep-seated "villages in the city" have been demolished, and no residents have built their own houses. Migrant workers have to choose to rent a house in the community, and most of them are 65,438+10,000 yuan a month, and 45,000 yuan a month. Besides, it is not cheap to buy clothes and eat in Shenzhen. Shenzhen is one of the cities with the highest prices in the country and one of the cities with the highest prices in the country.
3, affected by the epidemic, a large number of factories can not produce, individuals can not open the door for business. In fact, this epidemic has affected not only the whole world, but also the whole of China. Due to the further tightening of epidemic prevention work in various places, many factories are unable to produce, and individual storefronts are not open for various epidemic prevention reasons, because there are few customers, business is not good, life is difficult, and there is really no money. When enterprises don't open their doors, have no jobs, don't open their doors, have no money to earn, or open their doors and have no business, they will face great rent pressure and survival pressure. There is no choice but to go back to my hometown to farm. What's more, most of the people who work in Shenzhen come from the bottom of society to work in factories or be individuals, and most of them have real local accounts, and most of them work in large enterprises or institutions, so there is no pressure to survive in this respect.
Due to environmental protection and other economic influences, the enterprise has not opened the door. In addition to the impact of this epidemic, there is also the impact of environmental protection rectification, which has led to the closure of small enterprises in Shenzhen. This situation began last year. My relatives have opened a clothing factory in Shenzhen. Because of the influence of environmental supervision, they didn't open the door for a few days last year. In the end, the rent was too expensive to operate, so they had to close down and open a factory in our city. When the small factory closed, the workers found it difficult to find jobs. Then go home.
5. Enterprises squeeze workers' income, leading to resignation. It is precisely because of various factors that enterprises are difficult to survive. However, in order to continue to operate, enterprises have to reduce costs from workers. The best way is to reduce wages. At the beginning of the recruitment, seven or eight thousand, good point. But when I really use you, all kinds of deductions are three or four thousand, four or five thousand. Enterprises are black-hearted in squeezing workers and deducting their wages, so that everyone can't bear the high cost of living and high intensity.
6, the job is not easy to find. Is there a lack of work in Shenzhen? No, even if many enterprises don't open their doors now, there is a shortage of workers. So, why is there a labor shortage? This labor shortage is only relative. Behind the shortage are low wages, all kinds of squeezing and wage deduction. Because enterprises are unwilling to pay high wages and can't recruit people, there is a labor shortage. Because your salary is low and workers are unwilling to work, people would rather go back to farming than be bullied here, which leads to the tide of returning home.
7. Hometown has a sense of security and safety. Another reason for the tide of migrant workers returning home in Shenzhen is that the rural economy is developing well now, or that the county economy is developing rapidly and there are many employment opportunities. Therefore, migrant workers can't stay in Shenzhen any longer, so they choose to go back to the county town as temporary workers, or go back to the village to do other businesses, such as breeding and developing characteristic planting. And earn tens of thousands of dollars a year, so that the cost of living is low, safe and secure, and you can take care of your family. Therefore, migrant workers finally.
8. The state has some support. At present, the government has loans to support entrepreneurship in hometown and subsidies to grow crops. The government also encourages fellow villagers to find jobs nearby, and even some agricultural experts teach farmers to engage in characteristic industries to help farmers get rid of poverty and become rich. So this is also a factor for farmers to return home.
This year is a very difficult year for migrant workers. During the epidemic, they stayed at home for more than two months and had no income. It was hard to wait until the epidemic was under control, and all localities had been unsealed and ushered in a return to work. However, after not going out for a long time, many migrant workers returned to their hometowns. It is also very immoral for them to do so.
Let's talk about the experience of Xiao Wu in our village first. Xiao Wu is 34 years old and works in an electronics factory in Shenzhen. His salary is more than 5000 yuan a month. Because of the epidemic, Xiao Wu didn't go out in March this year after returning home at the end of last year. It was not until early March that the epidemic was brought under control. We arranged a point-to-point bus to transport migrant workers to Shenzhen to work, and he returned to his work unit. But after working in the factory for more than ten days, there was nothing to do on the production line, and then the factory issued a holiday notice. It is said that due to the influence of foreign epidemic, there are not many factory orders. The factory will stop production on March 27th, and the holiday is expected to last for 6-9 months. The holiday is too sudden for Xiao Wu. He didn't expect to take such a long vacation at all.
The company also stated in the notice that the holiday is to encourage employees to make their own living. Now the epidemic abroad is so serious that many European and American countries are fighting the epidemic, all foreign trade has been closed and many orders have been cancelled. This is a heavy blow to the foreign trade enterprises in Shenzhen. In just over a month, many companies in Shenzhen have closed down due to the impact of foreign epidemics. Xiao Wu is on holiday in Shenzhen, thinking that living here will cost money, and planning to find another job. But when he came to Sanhe talent market in Longhua, Shenzhen, he found that the scene of talent market was very different from last year. Not many companies are hiring. For example, at this time last year, many enterprises in Shenzhen were recruiting in this talent market and launched a war of grabbing people. Xiao Wu didn't find a suitable job in the talent market, so he had to go back to rent a house first, but the next week, the job didn't land. Finally, he decided to go back to his hometown to help his family finish farm work before coming out to look for a job. At the beginning of April, Xiao Wu retired the house rented in Shenzhen and returned to his hometown in the countryside.
This year is a very difficult year for enterprises in Shenzhen, and the job hunting of migrant workers has also been greatly affected. In the case that the epidemic situation abroad has not been controlled, some enterprises in Shenzhen have to find ways to survive even if they are not profitable. If there is no way to maintain it, they can only rely on transformation and find a new way out.
My cousin's son Wu Da graduated to start a business in Shenzhen. His daughter-in-law is from Sichuan, graduated from Fudan University and works in the same company. Lao Biao's son graduated from it and used to work for people with a monthly salary of more than 10,000. Later, several classmates and colleagues got together to start their own company and engage in software research and development. Cousin and wife are in Shenzhen, helping their son's family to take care of the children.
I returned to the countryside from Shenzhen after the COVID-19 epidemic was lifted this year. I asked: How did you come back? My cousin replied that life is not easy. My son didn't buy a house, and the monthly rental cost was more than 4,000 yuan. COVID-19 Epidemic Company basically did not receive any contract. I came back to have a rest and watched it again. I haven't cultivated land for six or seven years, so I picked up my old farm buddy when I got home.
According to him, his son's company is still good, and some factories and companies have completely lost their jobs and stopped production. He used to be in Shenzhen, but actually he was watching the factory with others. He is a factory run by his son's friend, that is, a security guard. Because of the suspension of production, most of the security guards were dismissed, leaving only two or three people. Seeing that others' homes were more difficult than his own, he took the initiative to apply for resignation.
Nowadays, the survival of many small factories in Shenzhen is much more difficult. Some large factories plan to move to Southeast Asia, mainly because of the rising cost of raw materials, living and wages, which has become unprofitable. It is more difficult for some low-tech enterprises to survive. In order to save costs, what three people used to do can now be done by two people, and ordinary factories and companies are laying off employees.
Working in groups all day, looking for job information on the street. Life is not easy. Many factories do not include accommodation. Some factories include Chinese food, some factories include lunch and dinner, and some factories are completely at their own expense. I can't find a job for ten days and a half, and the cost of living is very high. Renting a house in a distant place is more than 1 000, and it's hard to change jobs.
Many people have worked in Shenzhen for many years, but now they have to rent out and go home, waiting for the boss's notice.
Life is not easy, please be kind to your work and your career.
Shenzhen is still alive without you!
Several people in my neighborhood lived in real estate speculation in Shenzhen, saying that the house could not be sold, the business of vendors was not good, and the factories were moved. Once these people leave Shenzhen, Shenzhen will decline. They pointed to a nearby industrial park and said, There used to be a lot of workers here, but now they have all left. The park needs to build an office building for rent.
It happened that I rented three office buildings in this industrial park. There are not many workers in the industrial park, but there are many cars, white-collar workers and invention patents in a year. The annual rent of industrial parks alone has more than tripled compared with previous years. The industrial park is no longer as noisy as it was in previous years, but also becomes sanitary and beautified: in the evening, the lampblack in front of the industrial park is flying all over the sky, and there are stalls shouting five drinks and six drinks, which often cause complaints and traffic jams in neighboring communities.
Now it's great, the streets are full of happy shops, brightly lit, Starbucks Pizza Hut, K, J, and various urban customs.
To put it bluntly, Shenzhen has left behind civilized, gentle and academically advanced people. Although there is no "low cultural connotation" in Shenzhen, all Gao Wenming people who come to this city have "low cultural connotation"! Otherwise, Shenzhen, with a history of 40 years, will not have the achievements that "shocked" the world today!
Big waves wash sand, what Shenzhen left behind is the real time!
There is a wave of returning home every year, but due to the special situation this year, there are many cases of returning home to work. I don't know if it's true or not. Some people say that there have been three waves of returning home in Shenzhen, and many people have returned to their homes. I'd better tell a story about this situation!
A friend of mine works in a first-tier city. He opened a small restaurant in the city because he was engaged in catering. Because there are many people in the city, my friend's restaurant business is not bad, with an annual gross income of about 400 thousand. Apart from rent, workers' expenses and miscellaneous things, friends earn more than 200 thousand a year. Because they earn more money, friends are used to treating the city as their home. In the second half of 20 19, friends also expanded their contacts and opened a branch in the south of the city, and their business was booming.
However, no one expected that in 2020, there would be an COVID-19 epidemic around the world. Because the catering industry is a gathering industry and there are many strangers flowing, the epidemic has a great impact on the catering industry. Friends waited and waited, and finally got the news of returning to production after two months.
But it's not a good thing to wait: because the restaurant has been closed for two months, my friend wants to do something to make up for the loss for two months. But the first thing to do is to call the landlord, who also asks his friends to pay the rent as soon as possible before making other plans. No way, "people have to bow their heads under the eaves." My friend had to pay the rent for these two months because he failed to communicate with the landlord.
However, after my friend reopened, I found that the restaurant was not as relaxed as last year, and the number of people dropped by about 2/3. After more than 30 days of support, my friend "returned the rent home" because he didn't earn enough money to pay the rent. In this way, friends who have worked hard outside for more than ten years finally can't stand such tossing, and finally come back helplessly and return to their own countryside.
First of all, the global epidemic has a significant impact on the economy.
Because foreign epidemics are breaking out, especially in the United States, there are now more than 760,000 confirmed cases, many of them. Under the influence of the epidemic, the economies of other foreign countries are in a stagnant stage. People abroad don't have the habit of saving money, so they can do it abroad, because they don't have the ability and mood to buy some luxury accessories besides the necessities of life such as rations and masks.
Therefore, with the reduction of foreign trade orders, some foreign trade enterprises in some coastal cities have to take a holiday to cope with the current situation. Due to the large number of foreign trade enterprises in cities such as Shenzhen, workers have also returned to their hometowns.
The community of human destiny, although the domestic epidemic has been completely controlled, is naturally impacted by the continuous outbreak of foreign epidemics. Although some factories have resumed work some time ago, due to the reduction of orders, some factories also let workers have a holiday to cope with the current situation.
According to some large OEM companies, they have not recruited new employees recently. This has caused some people who can't find jobs to go home temporarily until the epidemic has passed and the economy has recovered.
Although there is a wave of returning home every year, due to the global epidemic, there seems to be more waves of returning home this year. In any case, for some migrant workers, there is no need to be picky when looking for a job, because behind the picky, others have found a job. The situation in Shenzhen is similar to other cities, waiting for the global epidemic to end and the economy to recover.
As we all know, life in Shenzhen is not easy. Without core technological advantages, it is increasingly difficult to gain a foothold in Shenzhen. There used to be a small hair at the fingertips, and I moved to Shenzhen with my family in the fourth grade. It is said that my life is not bad now. But you know, it was more than 20 years ago. Ten years ago, my cousin was transferred to work in Shenzhen and spent more than two million yuan to buy a suite. Frankly speaking, I can't afford it now.
Some people say that there have been three waves of rent withdrawal in Shenzhen, including the financial crises in 1998 and 2008. As the economic core area, Shenzhen is naturally not spared. This rent withdrawal was affected by the epidemic in 2020, and there was another wave of rent withdrawal. There are several reasons why people can't stay: First, the cost of living is getting higher and higher, and the prices of pork and vegetables are rising. In such an international metropolis, the cost of living is higher and life is not easy.
Second, the cost of renting houses is getting higher and higher. Last year, the village in Shenzhen was demolished, and the "old reform" in Shenzhen continued to advance. People from other places who come to Shenzhen to work, do small businesses and start businesses originally rented a house for 300 yuan to 500 yuan, and just barely made ends meet. Now it is at least 1000 yuan. The cost of living is much higher than before.
Third, affected by the epidemic, although many factories in Shenzhen started to work one after another, it is not so easy to find a job. Some people have been looking for a long time but can't find the right one, and the cost of accommodation and meals is getting higher and higher. At the same time, in recent years, even in the process of industrial transformation and upgrading, the plan of "changing cages for birds" has been continuously promoted, and many factories that fail to meet the standards have been forced to leave, and workers who make a living from it have also been forced to leave.
Some people say that there have been three waves of returning home in Shenzhen, and many people have returned to their homes. Where is the way out for Shenzhen?
Since the establishment of 1980 Shenzhen Special Zone, large and small enterprises, factories, private enterprises and individual merchants have mushroomed. Shenzhen's rapid economic development has played an exemplary role in the national economic development.
The main reason for this wave of returning home is the chain reaction brought by the epidemic.
First, affected by the epidemic, most migrant workers have been isolated at home for more than two months. They have been looking forward to resuming work and production as soon as possible. The domestic epidemic situation has been basically controlled, and they have returned to work and production posts one after another, which is hopeful. The international epidemic broke out in an all-round way, and the severity of the epidemic was unimaginable, so that many countries closed down and foreign trade transactions were interrupted, which had a great impact on enterprises and factories that had just resumed production. (1) The purchase channel is blocked. (2) A large number of orders are cancelled or there are no subsequent orders. (3) The finished products cannot be exported, resulting in a serious backlog. And other factors, forcing enterprises and factories that have just resumed production to start again. As a result, the workers had nothing to do but go home.
Second,
Affected by the epidemic, many landlords have not reduced or exempted rents, but raised rents, especially for shops, which is unbearable. Due to the epidemic situation and in order to avoid infection, people are shopping online, which has had a great impact on physical stores and shops. Some businesses that can't survive can only choose to close their doors and return to China or find another way out.
3. Affected by the epidemic, the number of migrant workers has decreased sharply, and they have no jobs and are unsustainable. After several years of construction and development, migrant workers can get the same or almost the same income when they go home for employment. When they can't find a job and earn more income in Shenzhen, they naturally choose to return to China.
Fourth, affected by the international epidemic. Enterprises and factories stopped working again, shops closed one after another, and a large number of migrant workers left. It has a great influence on the sustainable development of Shenzhen's economy. I hope that the international epidemic will be fully controlled as soon as possible, so that the rapid development of Shenzhen can be put back on the right track!
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