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Everything about the twelve constellations
When quarreling, virgins love to say cruel words. When she turned to leave, I wish you could catch up with her and hug her tightly, even if you just said, don't go, I need you. Can make her turn around. If you let her go, what she said may come true. The virgin looks strong, but she is fragile. Virgo doesn't want others to sympathize with her. She just wants to bear it alone in her heart. Although she was breathless with distress, she smiled and told everyone: "I'm fine!" " Then when you calm down, you laugh at yourself. Why are you pretending to be so strong? It seems that I can endure any hardships … Hehe, so tired … so tired. Virgos are not attracted to shiny things because they don't care so much. Virgo girls will not be attracted by a handsome, cold and arrogant person, but by a clever boy teasing a puppy on the roadside. Virgo's love for a person is fatal. No matter whether you are poor or rich, beautiful or ugly, bright or dark, they only see a simple you. Virgo is envied by many people, envied by many people and hated by many people. Few constellations can be so controversial. I want to say that Virgo children always have more tears than smiles. Those children who never want others to be disappointed but are exhausted by it are called Virgos. If your lover is a Virgo, please love TA, because Virgo really won't find happiness by herself.
Le Signe du Lion
Leo is actually a very distressing constellation. Leo is very fragile, slender and sensitive. The lion naively thinks that everything should be so good, so many things the lion can't accept, but the lion always hides his weakness in a strong way. In fact, the lion is a person who cares about everything and is easily injured. You think lions don't care about anything. In fact, the lion is just an ordinary person, and it also secretly cries. Arrogant lion, it is difficult to fall in love with a person, and it is afraid of being hurt if you can't afford it. A good lion can't hate a person completely, and it's true. Love and hate of lions are fatal. Lions are faithful to love and believe that a person is a lifetime. Once in love, it's hard to give up easily. Believe that the lion's true love is only once. If injured by accident, the lion will also believe that the other party has difficulties. Lions are really stupid Sometimes, the lion feels that he has nothing, as if he had been abandoned by the world; Sometimes, when you have many friends around you, you still feel lonely. Sometimes, when I walk through a familiar street corner and see a familiar back, I suddenly think of a person; Sometimes, I suddenly want to cry, but I can't cry out sadness; Sometimes, in the dead of night, I suddenly feel lonely and deep into my bone marrow; Sometimes, the lion suddenly can't find himself and loses himself.
Gemini
In private, Gemini is always willful and naive, even if it is wrong, it will be stubborn next time; Gemini decides to do one thing, as long as he wants to do it, he will stick to it and do his best; Gemini, when unhappy, will hide himself, just want to be more independent and stronger; They are not good at expressing their feelings, so they often use silence instead of expression; But dear Gemini: Some words are left unsaid, and some people will never understand. Many people worry about Gemini's flexibility, but they don't notice one of Gemini's characteristics-sincerity and freedom. Many times Gemini is a very straightforward constellation, and the flexibility of language is often just because of Gemini's goodwill, which is another feature of Gemini-innocence and kindness. Gemini is willing to use their flexibility and intelligence to maintain a good situation. On the one hand, he is a mature and calm adult, on the other hand, he is a kind and naive urchin.
If you can't protect Gemini forever, don't say you love him, and don't say you will protect him all your life. Gemini's smile is always the simplest, no matter when you see Gemini who has been smiling, because they just want to bring their happiness to others and only leave their sadness to themselves. When you see Gemini's tears, it means that you really took away their hearts, because Gemini really needs someone worthy of support.
Taurus constellation
In fact, sometimes I think Taurus is a depressed sign. He cares too much about his friends and lovers ... but he can't express his feelings correctly, so he is often misunderstood. But in fact, he simply hoped that others could understand his ideas, but he let himself down again and again. In the end, even Taurus couldn't find his own direction, so he had to take a cold look. Self-enclosed. Taurus, the heart is very soft, and often the mouth is hard and the heart is soft. Taurus is usually not easy to get angry or make jokes, but once he touches the dead point, he will stubbornly think that his behavior is unreasonable and then become daunting. If you have a grudge against Taurus, ta may hate you and scold you from the heart, but he won't do anything drastic, and as long as you say sorry, Taurus will forgive you immediately. Taurus is very emotional, like gambling, betting on whether you love or not, and betting on whether you will leave. If you really love Taurus, you can give up everything. This kind of love is so heavy. Who can stand it? Taurus is naive. As long as I love you, all the bad things in the past can be covered up. Just like the baptism of Christianity, as long as you are baptized, all sins can be forgiven. This is Taurus's understanding of love, and true love can resolve all evils.
Aries constellation
Aries: Sometimes I suddenly feel depressed and don't want to talk or move. When people ask, they don't know how to answer. Maybe it's because of a sentence I suddenly saw, maybe I saw something related to it, maybe I heard a little thing from a friend, maybe it's nothing, and many things don't need a reason or a reason. Aries always likes to be a spectator behind the scenes, watching everything coldly and quietly. In her eyes, everything is in her expectation, and she doesn't think anything is novel. If she is novel, it is because she thinks it should be done. She is like a theater goer, always staying out of it. If Aries is kind to you, it can give you all the best things, whether it is a lover or a friend. But if you are angry with it, it will never look cold. Aries is not stupid, but treats friends with heart. Aries is warm and lovely, and doesn't like being left out. They like to create an atmosphere, but they are just grumpy. Love Aries, you will never regret it!
fishes
Pisces is really tangled. Do you like yourself best and hate yourself most? ! Because I hate myself so much, I can't achieve what I like. Pisces will always use countless excuses to forgive the people they love. Are you like this? Pisces don't like to talk when they are jealous, and they don't speak clearly. It's just that I'm a little angry and my tone of voice is a little strange, so I won't give a good look. However, fish are very soft-hearted. When their companions do something wrong or get angry, they really want to ignore it. I really want to! But the fish can't do it. Although it hesitates and struggles, it won't be long before it will compromise. Pisces, for friendship and love, can reach unimaginable limits and never give up, even if it is not the love of the other party, but it is not entangled. Even if there are too many weaknesses, the kind and straightforward Pisces can't resist their role as a messenger of natural pessimism. If you fall in love with Pisces, you will get ordinary warmth and eternal love. If you don't love Pisces, Pisces will give you the freedom and future you want in silence.
Aquarius constellation
Aquarius people are always hot and cold. Please don't blame Ta for being so difficult to understand. A bottle is really a bottle, just like the name of Ta. It's cold when it's cold, and hot when it's hot. Is a person who is easily influenced by the surrounding environment. If you want to keep the bottle warm, please keep warm, otherwise it will be like ice, and the bottle will gradually understand that the person you care about most is often the one who makes you cry the most. Gradually understand. A lot of love can be met but not sought, and I gradually understand that many things can only be owned once, and letting go means losing. Gradually understand that sincerity does not need to be returned to a person; Gradually understand that in fact, a person is quite good. Bottles pay the most attention to security. It wants to be protected, but it is often lonely. It's not easy to fall in love with someone, but once you fall in love, it's hard to extricate yourself. Once injured, it is always deeply hurt. Bottle is a spoiled child and always depends on others. Bottles like the sea, feel sorry for themselves, and lick their wounds. Bottles are eccentric and withdrawn, and they will suddenly be silent and feel sad in laughter.
Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN
Scorpions are very kind and soft-hearted. As long as they use snacks, they will get back together quickly, provided that TA doesn't find a new lover, because scorpions rarely eat grass again. Capricorn people are all eggs. Appearance gives people the feeling of being strong and indifferent to many things. In fact, their bones are extremely fragile and fragile. Self-esteem (commonly known as face) is all about Capricorn, even more important than your own life. Natural strength makes them unable to change the passive situation and accept that they are ignored by people they care about, let alone chosen or replaced by others. Capricorn is extremely good at camouflage, one mask after another. TA is not strong, just waiting for someone who knows and cares about TA. Don't insist on anything, don't take the initiative to speak, and never know how much TA needs you. You won't see TA angry, always with that expression, but I feel that I have less words and a lighter tone. TA remembers everything he said. If someone remembers the same thing, he will be as happy as a child.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius bears all kinds of pains, but it is always a pistachio in front of others. He seldom complains or cries in front of others, but his heart is extremely uncomfortable and he will feel as if nothing has happened. Then please don't be stingy with your hugs and comforting words, because they may not hold on really. Please be kind to Sagittarius Don't leave all their love behind. They are willing to bring you happiness rather than pain. Sagittarius is not very active, but a light and lasting relationship is the most comfortable. TA wants to be a "burden-free" friend in the eyes of others, so he must be free and easy, and never give people the impression of "clingy". Therefore, when frustrated, they will also choose to hide. Unfortunately, I will be caught talking back and insisting that I am fine. If a Sagittarius suddenly loses contact, maybe TAs are silently healing alone and don't want to be seen. Someone asked the shooter: Do you remember the one before you after breaking up for so long? How can I put it? I remember too playboy, I don't remember, it's too fickle. The shooter felt that the man was like walking into a telephone pole, which was very painful. He will walk around the telephone pole in the future. It may have been a long time, and I can't remember how much it hurts. Although the telephone pole has always been there, it is just an unremarkable telephone pole, which has not aroused any interest.
Scorpius
I am Scorpio. Some people think I'm strong and decisive, some people think I'm sensitive and fragile, some people think I'm cold and selfish, and some people think I'm passionate. You see, I have so many faces that I can't tell which one is my real self. Which one will you love? Scorpio is very suspicious and often doesn't believe in himself at all. Not to mention the rest. If a Scorpio once told you something like forever, truthfulness and willingness, you should remember it deeply and learn to cherish it. Because that will be one of the few trusts in his life.
Scorpio's sadness comes and goes quickly. To be exact, ta is just acting so well that people can't see any flaws. Scorpio is a good actor, not to deceive others, but to deceive himself. He paralyzes his inner pain with happy things. In fact, he was in pain, smiling on his face and bleeding in his heart. Scorpio's sadness will only be written in a smile. Scorpio wants to talk about a long-term love, preferably for a long time, and it is best to treat each other as an indispensable person in daily life like family. No matter how noisy, I won't mention the word "break up". You may be madly in love at first, but it doesn't matter if you are dull later, because we are used to each other. Treat each other as an inevitable person in daily life, plain but indispensable, good morning and good evening every day, and wake up with warm information from each other every day!
libra
For the sake of others' feelings, I will do it even if I don't want to. Even if I don't like it, I won't refuse. Even if it's not my fault, I will pretend to smile and admit my mistake. Libra, a bad guy, always wants to suffer, but forgets that he is black and blue. Learn to be kind to yourself, others are really not as important as themselves. Sometimes Libra doesn't want to grow up, but it is often replaced by reason. In front of close lovers, they will show their childish side without reservation, rely on each other very much and stick to people like children; Play with a heavy heart and need each other's company and dependence. In addition, when you are with lively and enthusiastic people, Libra can easily relax and dig out her hidden childlike interest, make faces and talk funny. ...
Libra is actually very inferior and fragile, afraid of being hurt. Therefore, when you meet someone you like, although you feel uncomfortable, you will hide all your troubles in your heart and digest them slowly. In fact, what ta wants is only a little response from the other party and a little initiative. Maybe Libra is inferior. Because you dare not give up, you often think that the other party didn't take the initiative to contact you, indicating that everything is just your own wishful thinking.
Cancer constellation
Cancer, do you feel that you are often tired and think a lot for others, but others don't respond or even misunderstand? Fool, why not be selfish? You will also have your own little emotions. Why should others be the reason for your happiness and sadness? It's easy for a cancer to like someone and appreciate you just because of a certain point, but it's hard for a cancer to fall in love with someone. Whether she loves you or not can be seen from the time she is willing to spend on you. Cancer's love will get deeper and deeper with time. If the cancer is willing to stay by your side with the same attitude, there is no doubt that he/she must love you very much. In fact, many people around me don't understand cancer, and many times their kindness is always misunderstood. Hard work and hard love are always wasted and even laughed at by others. Many times I feel that I am constantly playing the role of a clown, hoping that people around me will be happy. But it turns out that people really just regard you as a clown. Not friends! Do you really think that no matter what you say, Cancer will not be sad?
The first constellation girl who can let her boyfriend take the initiative to accompany her shopping: Cancer girl-reciprocate. Second place: two children-sugar-coated shells. Third place: Aries girl-make it quick. Fourth place: Libra girls-like-minded. Fifth place: Taurus-Food Raiders. The most obedient constellation in love: Pisces. Second place: Taurus. Third place: cancer. Fourth place: Libra. Fifth place: Capricorn.
The twelve constellations have Aries-there are a few days of crazy love every month; Taurus-miss others in Doby; Gemini-slow to respond; Cancer-don't want to go to work; Lions-worldweariness and vulgarity; Virgo-no one wants to talk; Libra-don't want to get up; Scorpio-no one is happy; Sagittarius-inexplicable sadness; Capricorn-emotional out of control; Aquarius-insomnia at night; Pisces-lose your temper. How many days do you have every month?
The first constellation that regards friends as more important than love: Aquarius; Second place: Libra; Third place: Sagittarius; Fourth place: Gemini; Fifth place: Capricorn; Sixth place: Aries; Seventh place: Virgo; Eighth place: Pisces; Ninth place: Leo; Tenth place: cancer; Eleventh place: Taurus; Twelfth place: Scorpio. Are you like this?
The most sociable constellations are the first (Cancer), the second (Taurus), the third (Pisces), the fourth (Aquarius) and the fifth (Virgo).
Who among the twelve constellations loves to recall the past 1: Scorpio; 2 nd place: Virgo; Third place: Capricorn; Fourth place: Pisces; 5 th place: Aquarius; 6 th place: Cancer; 7 th place: Sagittarius; 8 th place: Gemini; 9 th place: Leo; No. 10: Libra; No. 1 1: Taurus; Issue 12: Aries. Do you have any wood?
Who is the zodiac with? Aries (and Taurus), Taurus (and lion), Gemini (and Pisces), Cancer (and Virgo), Lion (and Virgo), Libra (and Aquarius), Scorpio (and Sagittarius), Sagittarius (and Gemini), Capricorn (and Aries).
Which constellation is the happiest in marriage? Cancer, male-not only can make money, but also can cook and take care of the family, female-meticulous and considerate; Second place Pisces, male-you are his princess, female-obedient to satisfy you; The third Leo, the male-gives you the best material and care, and the female-overbearingly arranges everything for you.
The constellation champion with the strongest pressure resistance (Pisces); Runner-up (Sagittarius); The third place (Scorpio) is the richest constellation champion (Pisces); Runner-up (Sagittarius); Third place (cancer); Fourth place (Virgo) Constellation champion (Pisces) who is easy to start from scratch; Runner-up (Gemini); Third place (Libra); Fourth place (Capricorn); Fifth place (cancer).
No.65438 girlfriend +0: Libra; Second place: Gemini; Third place: Leo; Fourth place: Aries; No.5: Virgo's favorite constellation female No.65438 +0 Pisces; Second place: Leo; Third place: cancer; Fourth place: Gemini; 5 th place: Aquarius; Sixth place: Scorpio can't escape from his wife's palm. Constellation male 65438 +0: Aries; Second place: Capricorn; Third place: Scorpio; Fourth place: Leo; Fifth place: Sagittarius
What are the twelve constellations most afraid of? Aries is most afraid of being photographed; Taurus is the least wasteful; Gemini is the most serious; Cancer is the least concerned; Lions are the least calm; Virgo is the least guilty; Libra is the least bitter; Scorpio likes making friends the least; Sagittarius is the least diligent; Capricorn is the least romantic; Aquarius doesn't care about money the most; Pisces is the least snobbish.
The most coquettish 12 constellation ranks champion (Cancer), runner-up (Pisces), runner-up (Leo), fourth (Aries), fifth (Sagittarius), sixth (Taurus), seventh (Virgo), eighth (Libra), ninth (Capricorn), and ninth.
The constellations that don't worry about money all their lives are the first (Virgo/Scorpio: inheriting the shadow of their ancestors, getting something for nothing), the second (Capricorn/Pisces: rich as an enemy, having everything), the third (Aries/Libra: never short of money, it's hard to make a windfall), the fourth (Gemini/Aquarius: born ordinary, plus points for spouses), and the fifth.
The first (Libra), the second (Aries), the third (Aquarius), the fourth (Sagittarius) and the fifth (Scorpio) female stars are most likely to be the first (Gemini), the second (Taurus), the third (Capricorn) and the fourth (Libra.
Never fight with 12 constellation. 1. Don't fight with Aries; 2. Don't be patient with Taurus; 3. Don't fight with Gemini; 4. Don't compete with cancer for food; 5. Don't fight the lion for courage; 6. Don't compare with virgins; 7. Don't bicker with Libra; 8. Don't fight Scorpio; 9. Don't compete with the shooter; 10. Don't hit Capricorn and be calm; 1 1. Don't fight with the water bottle; 12. Don't argue with Pisces for tears. Did you fight them?
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