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Classic funny lines from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf

Ah, Pleasant Goat, come and save me

Uncle Big Wolf, do you have the heart to eat such a cute girl like me?

Uncle Big Wolf, do you like Little Lazy?

If you don’t eat me, I have to leave, little cutie.

How pitiful, if I am going to die, I will definitely be a dead ghost before I die.

I am a noble sheep born to sleep.

Why is it always me who gets hurt?

Can’t you take care of me now that I’m a girl?

I was scared to death just now.

Help! Village chief, Pleasant Goat is selling its children!

You are all bullying me, I will tell the village chief to go!

You dare to kidnap the singer? My fans will never let you go!

Be good! Go over there.

Happiness is eating well and going to bed.

The reality is so cruel.

Where is the grass cake?

The village chief did not lie to me. Pies do not fall from the sky, only cakes.

I am not a wimp!

I have a cute appearance and a lovable expression. If something happens, someone will definitely come to save me.

I also look forward to seeing my snacks and pillows again!

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold. We should study hard and make progress every day. Let's run towards the sunset together!

Am I still awake? Go back and sleep for a while!

I seemed to hear someone calling me in my dream.

If you want to eat, eat it quickly. Why torture others?

Although I am lazy, I am not stupid!

The remaining lambs are here, so we are not afraid of losing the sheep village!

Did you get the wrong sheep?

The Big Big Wolf is coming, everyone, run away!

The wolf is coming, come the sheep!

I am not a lazy sheep.

It doesn’t matter, I’ve had a lot of experiences. Don’t worry, Pleasant Goat will save you!

Hello, Mr. Big Wolf.

Cake, I want to eat grass cake!

Village chief, I admit that I am a lamb without perseverance and perseverance!

I don’t agree with you. You played!

If everyone dies, I will be very lonely!

I hate...

I haven't eaten yet

In the episode "Canned Lazy Sheep", Lazy Sheep was caught by Big Big Wolf with a can stand up. So Lazy Sheep came up with a poem in the can -

Big bad wolf, big stupid wolf,

I can never beat Pleasant Goat,

More Serve the red wolf!

Village Chief~ We want to see the blue sea~ instead of the green forest~~

We just escaped the fate of being tortured, and now we have to struggle on the edge of life and death. . .

Help~~~Big Big Wolf is abusing the captives~~~

Why are you not letting people sleep on Sunday~

I feel bad when it rains Okay~ I’ll eat when I’m in a bad mood~

Look! This is my new invention!

Lazy Sheep, stay calm, you still have potential!

I don’t dare anymore. I won’t dare again next time.

Hmph! I'm a little fat sheep, don't scare me!

You are all cowards! If you don’t go to play, I will!

In "The Song of Lazy Sheep", Lazy Sheep sings a confession:

I am Lazy Sheep,

I love to eat ,

Eat a lot of food.

Go to bed after eating,

Have a long nap;

Lie and sleep too much,

eat again;

After eating,

Go to sleep again!

Uncle Big Wolf, if you don’t eat me, I’m leaving!

I will never come back. Half a minute later, I turned around and said I would never come back