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Tell a joke about natural beauty?

1. Since my wife told me to eat slowly, I can't eat more than two pieces of meat at the dinner table. . . Today is our wedding anniversary. In the evening, I held my wife's hand and asked affectionately, "Wife, you have followed me for so many years, and I have said many sweet words to you. What do you think is the most beautiful one? " The wife seriously thought about it and said, "What I earn is yours!" " "3. Wife:" Husband, you really should learn from mosquitoes. " I looked puzzled and asked, "Why should we learn from them?" My wife said flatly, "Mosquito, it creates surprises from time to time. You see, I accidentally got another bag in my hand. "I ... . . 4. Wife: "Watching the ball game again, which team is against which team?" "I:" Portugal vs Iceland. "Wife:" Oh, I like grapes, but it is said that Iceland is beautiful. . . "I ... . . 5. "My husband is born beautiful, as beautiful as a flower, and his skin can be broken by blowing. . . Although I look like a fairy, I have been lined with cow dung by a flower like my husband. . . ""tell me, madam, how much is it? " "Two thousand words! "