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When others drink water, they say something to make them squirt, trying to prank others.

Chinese name: Zhang Fei English name: FAYE (Faye Wong's FANS) Height: 1.81 meters (may be higher) Weight: 180 kg (may be heavier) Favorite person: Liu Bei (how to scold They are all so obedient and have homosexual tendencies) The most literary sentence: "House slaves with three surnames" (the scolding is so good!) The most hated person: Lu Bu (because this kid is often scolded by his elder brother!) The most Likes: wine...Chinese name: Zhao Yun Nickname: Zilong Height: 1.78 (standard figure) Weight: 160 pounds (devil figure) Verbal slander: I am Changshan Zhao Zilong! The most proud thing: fighting in groups on Dangyangpo. (One person kills a street with a watermelon knife, how powerful!) The person he hates the most: Also Lu Bu (Why do you blame him for the most romantic thing in the novel? I am much more handsome than him!) Chinese name: Xu Xu Nickname: Hu Chi Height: 1.80 Weight: 230 kilograms Favorite person: Cao Cao Hates the most: Dian Wei (With him, Cao Cao’s heart cannot be won) The most glorious thing: Naked war horse Chao (showing his graceful curves in front of everyone) Chinese name: Liu Bei Nickname: Big ears Height: 150CM (short figure) Weight: 150 pounds (bench figure) Verbal slander: Believe me, that’s right. The most proud thing: the ears can be used to drive away mosquitoes. The person I hate the most: I hate whoever is more handsome than me. The most embarrassing thing: going to the wrong toilet. Name: Xiahou Dun Nickname: Dulongyan Height: 1.98 (Jordan) Weight: 198 pounds (well-proportioned) Favorite person: Cao Cao (he is my boss) Most hated person: Cao Xing (woo, woo, woo, My EYE) What I am most proud of: In Zhuge Liang’s debut novel "Bo Wang Slope", I was the first negative character. Chinese name: Guan Yu English name: Beautiful Beard Gong (razor sellers are most afraid of this kind of person) Height: 1.80 meters (have not measured) Weight: 178 kilograms (date sellers are definitely thinner than meat sellers) Most Favorite person: Diao Chan (Why did Cao Cao give her to his eldest brother? If he had known he would have chosen Diao Chan instead of the red rabbit horse) The most regretful sentence he said: "How can a tiger girl match a dog?" (Isn't it right if I don't scold her? Sun Quan won’t kill me!) The person he hates the most: Cao Cao (I almost got killed by the military advisor in Hua Rongdao for letting this guy go!) Favorite scene: The XX army was fleeing... Suddenly, a big banner appeared, There is a big word in the letter to Han Shoutinghou... Chinese name: Pang Tong Alias: Feng Chu Height: 1.69 meters (third-class disabled person) Weight: 69 kilograms (I have to lose weight otherwise it will be disproportionate) Favorite People: Everyone (see who is more beautiful than yourself, whoever you love is who) What you are most proud of: Laiyang County interrogates hundreds of cases every day (in fact, these cases are all made up by myself to make Liu Bei happy!) What I hate the most Person: Zhuge Liang (I always rank second because of this guy!) Favorite thing: Zhuge Liang’s feather fan and crane... (I heard from later generations that those things are considered treasures in the game!!!) Chinese name: Zhuge Liang English name: Sleep Dragon (Why do people always call me Wolong, not Standing Dragon) Height: 1.80 meters (Prince Charming) Weight: 70 kilograms (standard figure) Favorite person: Zhou Yu (If it weren’t for you, why Showing my high IQ? ) The most literate article: "Leaving an example" before and after (Liu Chan felt sleepy after hearing this, so he had to send troops! It also caused future generations to have to memorize an article in Chinese class) The most annoying Person: Huang A Chou (If you hadn’t been so smart and could help me become the number one idol in the world, I would have divorced you long ago! Madam of the Prime Minister...$

@~...Oh! ) Chinese name: Zhou Yu Nickname: Xiao Yuer Height: 1.78 meters Weight: 70 kilograms Favorite person: Himself (I am so handsome) The most literary sentence: If fish is born, how can food be born. The person I hate the most: Brother Zhu is terrified (if it weren’t for him,...me) The thing I like the most: Still myself Chinese name: Dian Wei Nickname: Erai Height: 2.30 Weight: 250 kilograms The person I like the most: Xu Chu (This guy is really like a pig. I am now ranked second to last in intelligence in Cao’s camp.

) The person I hate the most: Cao Cao (Damn it, he cheated on me, but it cost me my life, ugh——) The thing I like the most: Double iron halberds (It’s a pity that this guy Hu Che’er stole them and sold them as scrap metal. , I spent ten taels of silver to buy it.) Chinese name: Huang Zhong Nickname: Lao Huang Height: 1.68 Weight: 60 kilograms (It’s hard to buy a lot of weight and lose weight) Favorite person: Yan Yan ( I like this old man) The person I hate the most: Zhuge Liang (this man always uses aggressive tactics. You know I have high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes, etc., does he know how to respect the elderly?) Favorite thing: Xia Houyuan's Head (I rely on it for my pension insurance, housing fund, and my son’s tuition fees for studying abroad.)