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Huangfu Mi's Biography of Women said: There was a heroic woman named Pang E in Jiuquan County, who was Pang's wife and daughter of Zhao Jun 'an in the county. Zhao Jun 'an was killed by Li Shou of the same county. Qin E has three younger brothers, all of whom want to avenge their father. Li Shou is well protected. Qin E's three younger brothers have just suffered from an epidemic. Li Shou was overjoyed. He asked to meet the clan and congratulate each other. He said: "Zhao Jiaqiang's mouth is dead, only the weak girl, there is nothing to be afraid of anymore!" " Li Shou's guard began to relax.

When Qin E's son went out, he heard these words from Li Shou and told Qin E when he came back. Mom e has always had revenge. After listening to Li Shou's words, she strengthened her determination to take revenge. She cried sadly and said, "Li Shou, don't be too happy. After all, you won't live! It is a shame for my three younger brothers that my father's enemies can't kill you. Can't my mother kill you herself? Are you happy? " So I secretly bought a sharp knife and took the murder weapon. I was sad every day and determined to kill Li Shou. Li Shou is a cruel man. After listening to Qin E, he rode a horse with a knife, and everyone in the village was afraid of him. There is a woman surnamed Xu next door who is worried that her mother-in-law can't subdue Li Shou, and she is afraid of being harmed by Li Shou. She advised her many times, saying, "Li Shou has always been a fierce man, and now he has come prepared. Although Zhao E's relatives are ambitious, they are far from strong or weak and cannot compete with him. But if you can't beat him, you will be hurt by Li Shou and destroy your portal. What a shame. For portal consideration, consider it in detail. " Mother E said, "The enmity between parents is bitter. Li Shou will not die, but how can Qin E live in this world! Now, although my third brother died young and the portal declined, but my mother-in-law is still here, how can I rely on others to take revenge! If you talk about me in your mood, then Li Shou can't kill me; As far as my mood is concerned, Li Shou must have been killed by me. " Qin E sharpened her knife countless times day and night, clenched her wrists, gnashed her teeth, cried and sighed sadly, and her family and neighbors laughed at her. Mother E said to the people around her, "Laugh at me, because I am a weak woman and can't kill Li Shou. Be sure to feed this blade with Li Shou's neck blood and let you people have a look. " So no matter what happened at home, I pulled a deer cart to spy on Li Shou. In the first half of February, Guanghe met Li Shou in front of the pavilion, so he got off the bus and detained Li Shou's horse and scolded him. Li Shou was shocked and wanted to return to the horse. IO cut him with a knife and hurt his horse. The horse was frightened and Li Shou ran into the ditch by the side of the road. E mom found out and cut it on the spot. She hit an orchid tree and the knife broke. Li Shou was not killed when he was chopped. Qin E came forward and grabbed Li Shou's sabre to kill him. Li Shou's saber opened his eyes, let out a cry and jumped up. Qin E stood up, raised his hand, put his left hand against his chin, and grabbed his throat with his right hand. Repeatedly, Li Shou fell on his hands. Qin E drew his sword and cut off Li Shou's head, hugged his head and surrendered to Duting. After the yamen was convicted, he slowly walked to the prison, and his words remained unchanged. Yin Jia of Hanyang County, an official at that time, could not bear to comment on E Qin, so she resigned and wanted to let her go. Mother E said, "It is my duty to die for revenge. It is your duty to strictly observe the law and discipline. How can you abolish the official law because of greed? " When the villagers heard about it, the whole city came out, and the onlookers were like human walls. They all felt sad and happy for her, and lamented generously. The prefect did not dare to let her go publicly, but let her go privately to facilitate his hiding. E mother shouted loudly: "it was not my intention to escape to death in vain." Now that the enemy has been killed, I have an obligation to die. I request a return to the rule of law to safeguard the substantive governance of the country.