Humorous jokes about dreams can be Wang Zijian's or others'.

1. A person wants to go abroad for inspection, but he must get the approval of his boss. So he asked his boss for instructions, and the boss gave him a note that said, "Go ahead." The man thought, "Go = Go, the boss approved." So he started packing. A colleague saw him and asked, "What are you doing?" He said: "I want to study abroad, and my boss approved it and wrote me' Go'." Colleagues are happy to see the article: "Our boss doesn't approve it at all! ! You don't know our boss's English level, he is talking! "

2. The priest said to the farmer who bought his horse and carriage: "This horse can only understand the language of the church, shout' Thank God' and it will run; It didn't stop until it was called "Praise God." The farmer expressed doubts about this. He tried to shout "Thank God" and the horse ran faster and faster at once. A frightened farmer ran to the edge of the cliff and remembered that the password of "Praise God" had stopped him. Sure enough, the horse stopped. The farmers who survived the accident breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God ..."

3. Go to Paris, take a distant look at the Mona Lisa in the crowd, stroll on the left bank of the Seine, climb the Eiffel Tower, and make a pious wish at Notre Dame.

4. Dreams after having money

The hen said, "When I have money, I will apply to become a Dink family and have a famous doctor sterilize me."

Toad said, "When I am rich, I will open a farm and raise 10,000 swans. I will stew swan meat every day and eat one a day."

Donkey: "When our donkey is rich one day, I'll let the craftsman build a recliner on the millstone, let me lie comfortably on it, and then shout at my master to push the millstone in a high voice and a low voice."

Mosquito said, "When I get rich, I won't do this business of secretly inserting needles.". I want people to line up to give me blood transfusion. "

Dung beetles said: "When I have money, I will pack all the toilets in Fiona Fang Baili and eat as much as I can."

The mouse said, "Wait until you have money. Hum, who dares to look down on me and other mice? " I want to cover all the streets. Come on, Ren Woxing. No, it's not enough. I have to hire ten cats to clear my way! "

Elephant: "When I have money, I will buy a sedan chair and hire more people to give me sedan chair."