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Classic quotations from colds

1) has a bad cold! I have a terrible sore throat, damn it, there will be a vocal competition in a few days, which makes me feel embarrassed! ! ! ! !

2) The exam is really annoying. The point is that I have a cold and am in a bad mood. It's really a dog!

3) I sneezed three times in the cold live broadcast room, hoping that someone was thinking about me instead of really catching a cold. ...

4) I sneezed and thought you missed me, so I knew I had a cold.

5) I really caught a cold this time. It's hard to say.

6) Repeated colds have made people not go to work and study hard.

7) The pain of breathing means not only missing, but also catching a cold.

8) Who will comfort me when I have a cold and fever?

9) My throat is itchy, my body is burning, and I want to catch a cold!

I have a cold and a terrible sore throat. I hope passers-by wear more clothes and don't catch a cold. Although it is difficult, we are just passers-by.

Sad quotations from colds

1) It's easy to catch a cold when the weather changes. I don't know how many times the little guy woke up last night, so I followed him and made him listless at work today.

2) Without an umbrella, you will catch a cold; If you are not strong, you will get hurt.

3) I am depressed, unhappy and inexplicably agitated. This is probably because I have a cold in my heart.

4) flustered, short of breath, low air pressure, even God is not kind.

5) Work 14 hours every day, and catch a cold again, damn it! ! ! ! Hold on!

6) I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you have a high fever.

7) catching a cold is really difficult. We are all friends in autumn.

8) Mom, I have a cold again. I have no money to see a doctor, so I have to go and see it myself. I'm going to have an exam tonight, so I'm sad.

9) Is everything not going well when you are in a bad mood? In a bad mood, the water heater is broken, and I caught a cold when I was most annoyed. It really collapsed. .