SMS jokes and jokes about guessing idioms.

Part one: Looking back, Redmi,

Pumpkin Soup

A wife and a group of children. Part two: Look at the present,

rice

, tortoise soup, a child, a bunch of wives. Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

It's hard to love and be loved. Part II: Love takes time. Horizontal criticism: friendship is priceless

The first part: pseudonyms, pseudosurnames, pseudoaddresses, the second part: cheating on eating, cheating on drinking and cheating on feelings; Horizontal approval: those who wish to take the bait

The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling.

I'm waiting for you

Back to China;

Bottom line: live for you, die for you,

Aap Ki Khatir

A lifetime; Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

The first part: Redmi pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children; Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people;

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

Shanglian:

Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends

; Bottom line: false feelings, false feelings, false gentleness; Horizontal batch: money is real.

Shanglian:

bad person

Recruit people to love; Bottom line: bad women can eat; Horizontal batch: the worse the better!

The first part: boys and girls are poor scholars, endless! Part two: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part! Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

Shanglian: in order to obtain students, to operate, to earn money; Downstream: eat telecom losses, go to Unicom, and finally die on the move; Horizontal criticism: it is wonderful to change behavior

Shanglian:

New Year's Eve

You can't send money until New Year's Eve.

Bottom line: Happy New Year, Happy New Year, good wine and lust.

Work hard

Another year

Part 1: Hold the gun tightly

Slow training

Depth should be considered; Bottom line: wide opening

Hard-working and emotional

Please put it away at will.

The first part: simple and profound

Teach people to live and die together; Bottom links: back top and front insert

The most fascinating repetitive fiddling

Part one: Nightcrawler in the morning light.

First meeting

A belt (as part of a skirt or dress)

China, China

Solutions; Bottom line: If the spirit is so weak, it will be like cotton.

Eager to meet.

Part 1: Touch the chest

Tilt into the waist

Harmful slave dripping; Bottom line: with a spearhead.

Take advantage of this excitement

Allow me to monopolize.

The first part: half an inch into the soul.

Jiao Hu: It hurts. Hurry! Bottom line: Leave three points to cherish the fragrance and jade.

China gave a cry, come.