Classic quotations of chicken soup destroyed by words

Chicken soup for the soul is "a word full of knowledge, wisdom and feelings", which is soft, warm and full of positive energy. The following is my collection of classic quotations of chicken soup for the soul. I hope everyone will read it carefully!

1. A man from bad karma said to the Zen master, There are some people and things I can't let go of. The Zen master said that nothing in this world can't be let go. The bitter man said I just couldn't let go. Jackson said he could let go. The bitter man said that I still can't let go. The Zen master hacked the victim to death with a knife, and then smiled and said to the little apprentice around him, you see, you will naturally let go when you die.

2. The young man asked the Zen master, "Faye Wong, Li and Zhou Xun are all single and their stars are dazzling. Why can't we be together? " The Zen master took out a dish of sesame, a dish of peanuts, a dish of melon seeds, a dish of walnuts and a dish of almonds for the young people to taste, and asked him, "Is it delicious?" The youth nodded his head.

The Zen master took out a five-kernel moon cake for the young people to taste, and the young people suddenly realized after vomiting.

3. A man keeps goats and donkeys, and the owner is very kind to donkeys. The jealous goat said to the donkeys, "You have to grind for a while and move things for a while. It's better to pretend to be sick and have a rest." . The donkey listened to the goat's advice and fell black and blue. The master invited a doctor, and the doctor said that he would cook the heart and lungs of the goat and give the donkey medicine, so the master killed the goat and saved the donkey. This story tells us that mutton offal soup is so delicious that even donkeys love it!

A rich man has three sons. The rich tested them and said who could buy something to fill a house with a copper coin. The eldest son bought cotton and only filled in a dime. The second son bought straw and only filled in a corner. The third son bought a candle and lit it, and the light filled the room. As a result, the straw and cotton in the corner were accidentally ignited, burning the house, the rich man and his sons, and the pawn.

When the mother took her son shopping, she met an acquaintance selling cherries. The acquaintance asked the child to grab a handful of cherries, but the child hesitated and didn't start. "Don't you like cherries?" Asked the old acquaintance. "Love to eat." So the old acquaintance grabbed a handful of cherries and stuffed them into the child's pocket. On the way home, the mother asked her son, "Why didn't you take the cherries when your uncle asked you to?" The son glanced at his mother. "You think I don't know you? It's disgusting. " .

6. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, can you smile at life with chicken soup?" The Zen master suddenly slapped the young man on the ground and handed him a cold medicine. After eating, the young man suddenly realized, "Master, you mean that my cultivation of chicken soup is still very weak. Should I use chicken soup to improve myself at any time in my life? "

The Zen master shook his head and said, "You have taken the wrong medicine."

7. A man asked the Zen master what to do if someone stabbed him in the back. The Zen master threw an axe into the sky and said that the sky was high and vast, so the sky wouldn't cry out in pain. Just as the words were finished, a goddess appeared and asked the Zen master with a golden axe: Is this axe yours?

8. The young man asked the Zen master, "I am often bullied and can't stand straight." The old Zen master smiled and took out a snake. The young man realized, "You want me to be as flexible as a snake, right?"

The old Zen master smiled and replied, "Whoever bullies you, just put this thing under his bed ..."

9. The disciple asked the Zen master, "There are too many mundane things. Washing clothes and cooking, boiling water and chopping wood every day are very tiring. I don't have time to meditate and practice, and I feel that the goal of practice is too far. " The Zen master silently took off his shoes and poured out a stone from them. Disciple suddenly realized: "You mean it's not the distant mountains that make me tired, but the stones in my shoes." The Zen master flew into a rage: "Get out! If you deliberately put stones in my shoes again, I will kill you. "

10. The young man asked the Zen master, "I broke up with my girlfriend who had been together for 7 years. Does love not exist? " The Zen master smiled and took the young man to the court where he was playing. "You'll see." The young man thought for a long time and said thoughtfully, "What the master means is that the meaning of love is like a game. As long as the process is hard, it doesn't matter what the outcome is?"

The master closed his eyes and said, "No! I mean, it's none of my business if you break up? "

1 1. Two monks crossed a wooden bridge and a beautiful woman stood by it. That beautiful woman is afraid to cross the bridge because she is afraid of falling into the water. Seeing this, the old monk picked up the beautiful woman and crossed the wooden bridge. Isn't it true that monks can't go near women? Along the way, the young monk could not figure out why. After walking about five miles, the young monk finally couldn't help asking the old monk why he had to carry a beautiful woman across the river. The old monk said, "I'll buy you a lollipop later. Don't tell the old nun about it."

12. Early to bed and early to rise are all working dogs, and rich people will stay in bed.

13. Everyone pretends to be a master of experience and teaches you at every turn. What you have to do is: don't listen if you don't listen.

14. If you talk too much, someone will laugh at you; If you don't talk, someone will laugh at you; If you laugh too loudly, someone will laugh at you; If you don't laugh, someone will still laugh at you; If you are a good person, some people will laugh at you, but if you are a rogue, no one will laugh at you, because they will ... hate you.

15. A rich man has three sons. The rich tested them and said who could buy something to fill a house with a copper coin. The eldest son bought cotton and only filled in a dime. The second son bought straw and only filled in a corner. The third son bought a candle and lit it, and the light filled the room. As a result, the straw and cotton in the corner were accidentally ignited, burning the house, the rich man and his sons, and the pawn.

16. There are 6 billion people in the world. You are nothing special. If you really want to be different from ordinary people, you can only walk backwards.

17. There is a big mountain in front of Gong Yu's house, which is inconvenient to walk. So I decided to mobilize the whole family to move mountains. Zhizuo laughed at him, but Gong Yu ignored him. A pure heart firmly believes that there will be endless descendants, and one day Tianshan Mountain can be moved away. So I moved for hundreds of years and finally found out that family planning was implemented. ......

18. If Wen Jiajia first met Frank who ran a few streets every morning to buy soybean milk fried dough sticks for her, after a dull day, she suddenly met an old clock who would take her to a yacht to eat French food and kept receiving parcels. At that time, who would be the best man in the world in her mind? The order of appearance of life partners is very important. The first time I met Lao Zhong was "Beijing meets Seattle", and the first time I met Frank was "Dwelling House".

19. If you don't like your house, you can buy a new one. If you don't like your city, you can move to another city; If you don't like your country, you can even immigrate. But if you don't like the earth, I can only say that you are really unlucky!

20. A farmer saw a hibernating snake in the cold winter and mistakenly thought it was frozen stiff, so he picked it up, held it carefully in his arms and warmed it with his warm body. The snake was awakened by fright. When he woke up completely, he bit the farmer with sharp fangs out of self-defense instinct, which caused him fatal trauma. When the farmer died, he said regretfully, "Dear, I am Xu Xian!" " "

2 1. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

One sentence destroys the soul chicken soup, and one sentence teaches you how to turn the soul chicken soup into soul chicken manure!

22. In winter, the peasant woman found a frozen snake. She felt sorry for it and put it in her body. The snake woke up after being heated. Peasant woman, pawn. Later, this story inspired countless girls: cherish life and find a boyfriend.

23. Love is like an apple in a grocery store. You can't find a flawless one. Everyone is not perfect, especially yourself.

24. Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who went to the mountains to herd sheep every day. One day, he felt bored and came up with an idea to make fun of everyone. He shouted at the farmer who was farming at the foot of the mountain, "The wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! Help! " Hearing the shouts, the farmers rushed to the mountain with hoes and sickles. As they ran, they shouted, "Don't be afraid, son, we will help you kill the wolf!" " "The farmers rushed to the mountain panting, but there was no sign of the wolf! Wahaha, who was herding sheep, laughed: "That's funny, you were cheated!" The farmers left angrily. The next day, the shepherd boy did the same thing again. The kind farmer rushed up to help him fight the wolf, but there was still no sign of the wolf. The shepherd boy couldn't bear to laugh: "Ha ha! You've been taken in again! Ha ha! "Everyone was angry that the shepherd boy lied again and again and never trusted him again. A few days later, the wolf really came and broke into the sheep. The shepherd boy was very scared. He shouted to the farmers in despair, "The wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! Help! The wolf is really coming! "When the farmers heard his cry, they rushed up and killed the shepherd boy without thinking. Explanation: Nothing more than three things.

25. We are all small members of the vast universe, but we still meet the most self-righteous creature in the universe, namely human beings.

26. On the day I met her, she kept playing with the iPad, which was out of tune with the atmosphere on the wine table. Later, he took care of her, ran around for her and watched her smile, but she was still embarrassed to speak. Then one day, someone came to make trouble, made a scene in the company, cut her with broken glass, and he carried her to the hospital like the wind. She asked him tearfully why he was so kind to her, and he finally spoke without hesitation: he just wanted to borrow the iPad for two days.

27. Almost everyone in the world watches TV, but no TV series shows real life. If you spend 30% of your time watching TV plays every day, you will find yourself increasingly disappointed in the world.

28. The black driver was carrying a white mother and son. The child asked, "Why is the color of uncle driver different from ours?" Mother replied, "God created people of different colors and made the world colorful." The black driver who arrived at the destination insisted on not collecting money. He said, "I asked my mother the same question when I was a child. My mother said that we were black and doomed to be inferior. If she were your answer, I would have achieved something different today ... After getting off the bus, the child smiled and pulled his mother and said, Mom, it's really economical to take a nigger's car like this every time.

29. Tall people only date tall people, so if you are short, don't bother to look up.

30. One day, you will wait for your beloved male god, just like in the TV series, and whisper in your ear: "Although you are not tall, plain-looking, plain-born, with a flat chest and a thin waist, your ass is not stuck, you are lazy, hard-hearted, crying and angry, but I ... am not blind, so you'd better give up." ......

3 1. If you are beautiful, people will envy you, because everyone thinks that beautiful people have a perfect life, so no one will sympathize with your misfortune, and you can only live alone all your life.

At the wedding, a young man rushed in. The bride immediately said, "I have read the micro-novel, and I am ready!" Come on, are you here to rob the groom, bride, best man or maid of honor? " "Or a priest?" The groom added. The young man looked frightened: "I, I'm the master of ceremonies at your wedding. I'm sorry I'm late ...". He took the bride's mother by the hand and rushed out.

If you are ugly, people will like you because you are uglier than them. But people won't love you and stay with you just because you are uglier than them, so you are doomed to be lonely all your life.

34. The most important thing in life is not hard work, not struggle, but choice. When you come to the crossroads of life and don't know how to tell the direction, please stop and think about it. What constellation are you?

35. A man was walking on the road with a jar. When the jar behind him was broken, he didn't look back. Passers-by told him that he replied that it was broken and it was useless to turn back. Passers-by cursed: "Nima, littering is still cool."

36. Most people are on the verge of anti-society. They will step on your body just to find a good parking space. Once you screw things up, they will stand up and sneer at you for the first time. But that's good. You have another reason not to screw things up.

37. Do you think money can buy love? Do you think you can buy feelings with money? Do you think money can buy friendship? Do you think money can buy dreams, courage, hope, dignity, status and future? Do you think you can trample on the law and do whatever you want with money? ! You think money can buy everything! ! ? Yes, you can. Ah ~ what a painful understanding ~

38. He is preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination and is the president of the student union. He is very busy and is always late for appointments. Despite some dissatisfaction, she forgave him. Until one day, she said, "Let's break up!" Later, he went abroad to study and she never heard from him again. A few years later, she received a one-way ticket to France, which read: this time, I will wait for you. She wrote back and said, thank you very much, dear. Honey, I will take my husband and four children. You need to wrap a package for eating and playing, dear.

He said he loved her very much, but he kept her waiting for half an hour every time he went out to eat. Go to the same restaurant every time, and finally she can't wait and break up. He lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting …" One day she returned to the restaurant where they had dinner and found that the taste had changed. She asked the boss why. The boss said that a man used to come here to cook for his girlfriend. The boss grabbed the rough chest hair and continued, but now he only cooks for me. (ps: this is too gay)

40. Lovers meet unexpectedly in a city after breaking up for many years. Man: "How are you?" Woman: "good". Man: "How is he?" Woman: "good". The woman asked, "How are you?" The man replied, "Good". Woman: "How is she?" Man: "She just told me that she is fine".

4 1. He refused her confession. She smiled faintly and said to him, "Didn't it take six years to like you? Don't worry, I can give up in six days. I wish you happiness! " Turn around and leave, tears welled up in an instant. Only she knows in her heart that some people, once engraved in her heart, may not be forgotten even if it takes 60 years. He looked at her 200-pound back. Slowly relieved. This is my favorite love story.

42. Once, Sima Guang was playing with his friends in the backyard. There is a big water tank in the yard. A child climbed to the edge of the tank to play and accidentally fell into Tanqueray. The water tank is very deep, and it seems that the child is going to have no roof. When other children saw that something was wrong, they cried and cried in fear and ran outside to ask adults for help. Sima Guang used his quick wits to pick up a big stone from the ground and throw it at the water tank. "bang!" The child drowned.