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The brave do not know the way of husband and wife. Emperor Taizong gave him three physiological lessons.

At the end of Sui Dynasty and the beginning of Tang Dynasty, talents came forth in large numbers, and Xue Wanche was one of them.

Speaking of Xue Wanche, he is really a great soldier. In the Xuanwu Gate incident, Xue Wanche swore to protect the Prince until he was defeated. Although Xue Wanche played the role of "fighting for power and position" in this incident, Li Shimin, who appreciated his military talent, pardoned him, not only made him a general, but also married his beautiful young sister Princess Danyang.

Who knows, it doesn't matter if you don't marry. Once you do that, you will be in trouble.

Marriage was originally a happy thing, but Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong, discovered that Princess Danyang had been unhappy since she got married. Upon inquiry, Emperor Taizong found that Xue Wanche was a lout who snubbed his sister. During the two months of their marriage, he never got married, which made her feel depressed.

First of all, when Li Shimin heard about it, he was angry and funny. He was not good at telling his brother-in-law Xue Wanche, so Li Shimin beat about the bush and used various methods.

First, Li Shimin took Xue Wanche to the pool in the Royal Garden and watched the fish swim happily in the pool. Emperor Taizong said, "Look how harmonious fish and water are." Who knows that Xue Chewan, a lout, immediately replied: I will live in harmony with the princess in the future, and I will never have second thoughts. At that time, Li Shimin was a little speechless, but he still didn't give up and said, "Do you know the love between fish and water?" Xue Wanche is really a wooden head. He replied, "Fish can't live without water, and water can't live without fish. Only coexistence can complement each other. " The answer is also right. Now Li Shimin is really speechless. I guess I'm thinking, this guy is really stupid and cute!

However, for the sake of his sister's happiness, Li Shimin did not give up "educating" Xue Wanche. This time, Li Shimin took Xue Wanche to the hunting ground. He thought that only when Xue Wanche saw animals mating with his own eyes could he begin to understand. So on a sunny spring day, they came to the hunting ground again. Li Shimin naturally came here for his own purpose, but Xue Wanche didn't know that Xue Wanche was so absorbed in hunting, and he was very interested in it. But along the way, no animals mated, and Li Shimin was disappointed. Until noon, Li Shimin's stallion and Xue Wanche's mare began to have close contact. So, Li Shimin quickly pointed to two horses and said, "Look, these two horses are performing a couple ceremony." But Xue Wanche said: "This is the honor of a minister." His mind was completely focused on his horse, which depressed Li Shimin again.

Li Shimin decided to take a major action for the last time. In the past, before becoming emperor, Li Shimin often drank with generals and occasionally told dirty jokes on the wine table. So, Li Shimin once again called the generals and generals. On the wine table, Li Shimin spoke first, which means that today, there is no distinction between monarch and minister, only private affairs.

Hearing this, all the ministers began to speak freely. During the dinner, people began to talk about each other. Because Xue Wanche and the princess just got married, many ministers began to inquire about Xue Wanche's married life. When asked about the ceremony of husband and wife, Xue Wanche suddenly realized that the love of fish and water and the mating of animals turned out to be the emperor reminding himself of everything before. At this time, Xue Wanche had blushed and hurried to find his wife.

In this way, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin gave his brother-in-law three physiological lessons.