A funny little joke.

1. No matter how beautiful your face is, 1 day will grow old. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.

I used to think that being poor for three generations meant not being poor after three generations. I didn't know until I grew up that the third generation was too poor to even marry a daughter-in-law, so there would be no fourth generation.

Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the way to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

I would be better if others were proficient in piano, chess and calligraphy. I'll eat everything!

Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

7. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, is a million. If it really doesn't work, we will change it.

8. Today, I went to donate blood. The big brother with a beard in front gave me 200cc, but halfway through, he saw the big brother's ferocious face: come on, come on, I can't do it, call me back!

9. If you don't have children, what should you do if you get old and sick in the future? What, this kid is my future drug detonator?

10. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

1 1. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

12. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

13. I have no money when others go to work, I have no money when others start businesses, I have no money when others go bankrupt, and I still have no money when others make a comeback. I'm trying to maintain it.

14. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

15. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

16. I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

17. Men are tough nowadays. If you want to go into the hall, out of the kitchen, raise a wife, find a good mother-in-law, and most importantly, teach my mother to swim!

18. Life will make the first half of your life bitter, but as long as you persist and keep working hard, you will get used to it in the second half.

19. Don't ask me why I don't go out to play. Nonsense, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

2 1. Life is not only the immediate life, but also the house that you can't afford and the salary that you can't afford to support your family.

22. What did you say? You can't even leave after work.

23. Be nice to your boyfriend when you find him. Don't bully him and hurt him. After all, he is blind.

Don't be too hard on yourself, you are just a baby who just turned 20.